Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff] - Page 125

ltl/fb · 12-19-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
...but I feel like NFH for liking it. I am ashamed.

Marissa Miller

I don't see a brand name emblazoned across it, so what's the connection with NFH?

Her breasts look OK. Her lower torso/hips look like Barbie. That is not a compliment.

ET delete image, 'cause y'all can see it in Coltrane's post.

Shape Shifter · 12-19-2005, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
...but I feel like NFH

Fair Trade

Thomas Jackson is a senior at the University of Texas at San Antonio and president of a group called Atheist Agenda, which promotes godlessness.

Taking an idea from an Austin comedy group, he and his group began a campus campaign in which they offered students pornography in return for Bibles. About 15 took them up on it, and there's a chance the movement will spread to Houston.

Q. How'd people react?

A. Most Christians we ran into didn't really care. Some of them were mildly upset…It was the Women and Gender Studies professor who was the most outraged.

Q. Was her problem with the porn itself, the subjugation of women?

A. If she would've stayed around for just a moment, we could've showed her how much worse the Bible commodifies all humanity.

Q. On that note, we found some relevant passages from the Bible. In the Song of Solomon it says, "Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies."

A. Is that the one with "Your stomach is like a goblet"?

Q. How about in Genesis, where Lot's daughters get him drunk so he'll impregnate them?

A. Yeah, baby!

Q. And in Judges, there's snuff-film porn: "When he reached home, he took a knife and cut up his concubine, limb by limb, into twelve parts and sent them into all the areas of Israel."

A. In Judges, one of the first things that happens is some woman makes friends with this guy and kills him with a tent spike.

Q. So how'd you choose the porn?

A. Everybody agreed to donate from their stashes, which actually wasn't as much as we expected. So we went to, I think it was, Half Price Books.

Q. What Would Jesus Jerk Off To?

A. Um, I really don't know gay porn that well.

http://www.houstonpress.com/Issues/2...hairballs.html

notcasesensitive · 12-19-2005, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't see a brand name emblazoned across it, so what's the connection with NFH?

Her breasts look OK. Her lower torso/hips look like Barbie. That is not a compliment.

ET delete image, 'cause y'all can see it in Coltrane's post.

Does she look like a small red X? If not, I can't see it in Coltrane's post. I'm generally okay with that though.

ltl/fb · 12-19-2005, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Does she look like a small red X? If not, I can't see it in Coltrane's post. I'm generally okay with that though.

Oh. No. She looks like Barbie (DUH). But she would have been a red x in my post too.

notcasesensitive · 12-19-2005, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh. No. She looks like Barbie (DUH). But she would have been a red x in my post too.

In fact, she was a small red X in your post too. Before you deleted her X'edness.

ltl/fb · 12-19-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In fact, she was a small red X in your post too. Before youdeleted her X'edness.

Weird that.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-19-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Does she look like a small red X? If not, I can't see it in Coltrane's post. I'm generally okay with that though.

How about this? Same stomach:

notcasesensitive · 12-19-2005, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How about this? Same stomach:

That is certainly an odd stomach. Or at least the super-ultra-low-ride short-type things she is wearing make it appear to be so. Was that the question? Do people really find that sort of swimsuit bottom (or jeans, or whatever else) attractive?

str8outavannuys · 12-19-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I received "Dianetics" as a secret Santa gift on Friday night. Dianetics and a Hello Kitty camera. I'm keeping the camera but not sure to whom to regift Dianetics. I had Battleship, but because it was a Yankee swap, someone took it. Damn Yankees.

There really is such a thing? I thought the writers on "The Office" made that up.

str8outavannuys · 12-19-2005, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
I am a firm believer that there should be two tiers of football, similar to English Soccer, college f-bal, etc.

Don't get me started -- I think I've ranted on this subject here at least thrice. It would be great for baseball, seeing as how there's already minor leagues. EMANCIPATE THE MINOR LEAGUE CLUBS!!!!

str8outavannuys · 12-19-2005, 08:56 PM

Anyone who doesn't think Marisa Miller (or her stomach) are attractive has been hitting the pipe a little too hard. She would not be kicked out of my bed, even were she eating crackers contemporaneously with being in my bed. And making a mess of her crackers. With crumbs and such.

notcasesensitive · 12-19-2005, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
There really is such a thing? I thought the writers on "The Office" made that up.

Indeed. My last job had that sort of gift swap thing. I think ours was called a White Elephant party, and it had a two page listing of all the rules, because it was taken very seriously. My ex-bosses all remember fondly how totally cut-throat I was at it, apparently.

Just because I stole something that I didn't really want from a paralegal because she wouldn't shut up about how much her kid would want it for Christmas. Unfortunately, someone later convinced me to give it back to her after the party. I totally should have kept it. Just out of principle.

notcasesensitive · 12-19-2005, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Anyone who doesn't think Marisa Miller (or her stomach) are attractive has been hitting the pipe a little too hard. She would not be kicked out of my bed, even were she eating crackers contemporaneously with being in my bed. And making a mess of her crackers. With crumbs and such.

I think you miss my point. Shoddy Yale reading comprehension skills development, I presume.

Hank Chinaski · 12-19-2005, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Anyone who doesn't think Marisa Miller (or her stomach) are attractive has been hitting the pipe a little too hard. She would not be kicked out of my bed, even were she eating crackers contemporaneously with being in my bed. And making a mess of her crackers. With crumbs and such.

I would think you'd be more protective of your home furniture, what with being without furniture through the workday.

Pretty Little Flower · 12-19-2005, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Indeed. My last job had that sort of gift swap thing. I think ours was called a White Elephant party, and it had a two page listing of all the rules, because it was taken very seriously. My ex-bosses all remember fondly how totally cut-throat I was at it, apparently.

Just because I stole something that I didn't really want from a paralegal because she wouldn't shut up about how much her kid would want it for Christmas. Unfortunately, someone later convinced me to give it back to her after the party. I totally should have kept it. Just out of principle.

Imagine how impressed your ex-bosses would have been with your cut-throatedness if you had offered to give the gift back to the paralegal after the party, but only if she agreed to publicly peform cunnilingus on you during that special time of your menstrual cycle.

This crassness-substituted-for-wit PLF post is a special holiday tribute the The Paigow. <sniff>