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07-18-2006, 11:47 AM
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#1861
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Do people really use phrases like
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Don't make me regret giving you the benefit of the doubt. Otherwise, you'll have to go to fringey for a ruling--and she doesn't use standard measurement techniques.
I'd hate to see you get short shrift.
CDF
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In medical terms, short strokes are called TIAs. Does the author seem to go away inside his head for brief periods of time, followed by a case of hand tremors or eye tics?
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07-18-2006, 11:47 AM
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#1862
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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And there's a little green man under my bed.
This is why I am reluctant to compliment the hair of the cute waitress at the breakfast joint.
From Gawker, of course.
Soon-to-be-ex-wife Emily's blog (or the viral marketing spot for some new movie or something) is here: http://thatgirlemily.blogspot.com/ |
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07-18-2006, 11:53 AM
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#1863
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Golfing book -- by someone other than Tiger?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-18-2006, 12:05 PM
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#1864
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
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Wot we goin' to do this week, Brain?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The Japanese were giddy when they first attacked Pearl Harbor- a few years later they were making us radios and blowin our boys for a couple of Yen a shot. we'll see where you are in a few months.
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Whiff. You're 0 for 2 now on literary/pop culture references. I'm not sure how much easier I can make it. You never saw "Pinky and the Brain?"
CDF
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Axe murderer? No problem!
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07-18-2006, 12:26 PM
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#1865
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Complicated
I think Avril Lavigne got married just so people would report on it and play that song that is now stuck in my head. Fuckers.
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07-18-2006, 12:46 PM
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#1866
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Complicated
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think Avril Lavigne got married just so people would report on it and play that song that is now stuck in my head. Fuckers.
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I think she got married because she's in love, you soulless bitch.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-18-2006, 12:49 PM
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#1867
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Shoot him now
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no. it just hurts. So I'm still able to hang around as a source of semen.
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But if you cough and accidentally swallow, that purpose is gone and you'll surely get put down. |
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07-18-2006, 12:50 PM
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#1868
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Complicated
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think she got married because she's in love, you soulless bitch.
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Sure. She got married for love. "Love." You pathetic little doe-eyed Pollyanna. I'd bitch slap you if I thought I could knock some sense into you. I suppose you convinced yourself that is why you're getting married, too.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-18-2006, 12:52 PM
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#1869
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Complicated
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Sure. She got married for love. "Love." You pathetic little doe-eyed Pollyanna. I'd bitch slap you if I thought I could knock some sense into you. I suppose you convinced yourself that is why you're getting married, too.
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Nope. coltrane confided in me that he' gettig married because his right arm just gets so tired.
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07-18-2006, 12:56 PM
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#1870
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Registered User
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Complicated
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Sure. She got married for love. "Love." You pathetic little doe-eyed Pollyanna. I'd bitch slap you if I thought I could knock some sense into you. I suppose you convinced yourself that is why you're getting married, too.
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I did it to spread the burden of my law school loans.
But Avril did it for love.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-18-2006, 01:02 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Shoot him now
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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
But if you cough and accidentally swallow, that purpose is gone and you'll surely get put down.
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production semen gathering is less about love acts and more about electric probes.
don't think Fringey's dates- think about the story Thurgreed tells about when he got pulled onto that spaceship.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-18-2006, 01:02 PM
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#1872
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Barbaro
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There is no greater proof God is mean, vidictive and senseless than the fact that hurricanes and tornadoes do not hit Pennsylvania (Philadelphia in particular).
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How about everything that has ever happened to "The Chosen People" or God choosing Moses to "lead" them for 40 years (in a place the size of the Sinai, riggggght) only to not be allowed to get there. Actually, that's kind of funny too, mean funny, but funny. Or the platypus. God can be funny too.
LessinGhent
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Boogers!
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07-18-2006, 01:08 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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And While I Am At It
Can I say how much I enjoy being able to watch the Tour De France live, without having to avoid websites and assholes all day? And, on Alpe De Huez today, . . .
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Psych!!!!
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Boogers!
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07-18-2006, 01:12 PM
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#1874
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Arrgh
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Gattigap
I've heard from various people that (a) it's about 45 mins too long, (b) it lacks the sense of fun that the original had, (c) it was largely "a non-stop audio and visual assault on the senses." Charming. What say you folks?
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Darcy really enjoyed it. I thought it about a 2.5/5 |
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07-18-2006, 01:31 PM
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#1875
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Ad Min Alert!!!!!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: up your sock
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And there's a little green man under my bed.
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
This is why I am reluctant to compliment the hair of the cute waitress at the breakfast joint.
From Gawker, of course.
Soon-to-be-ex-wife Emily's blog (or the viral marketing spot for some new movie or something) is here: http://thatgirlemily.blogspot.com/
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Hmmmm, no offence Not_Bob, but did you ever think this might be outable?
Eitherwhichway, obviously this dork Steven didn't take my advice, CONTROL.THE.MONEY.. If he had there'd be no joint banking account and thus, no billboard. |
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