Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Penske's Biggest Fan!]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Greeting and cheers fellow Lawtalkers internet-style lawyer chatting board denizens. As many of you know or have figured out, penske_account has been on a prolonged hiatus. I know this has caused some consternation among some of you, so I wanted to pass along the fact that I heard from him just today, via an electonic instant messaging communication format. I told him about the many penske-esque socks cluttering the board (not penske, penske_material, what have you), and he conveyed his great dismay. It is clear to both of us that these are merely socks of the evil ironweed, or perhaps socks of ironweed's evil sock, ironnutsedge. In any event, in case all this socking chicanery has been getting you down, he wanted to let you know that he misses you and is still here in spirit. To that end, I will relay a redacted excerpt of an electronic instant messaging communication from earlier today:

p_l_flower: I will pass on your words of good cheer to the Lawtalkers FB chatting board
penske_account: yes
penske_account: please do
penske_account: I love those kids
p_l_flower: Yes, morale is low there
penske_account: vista la playa
penske_account: you can tell them I said that
p_l_flower: I will
penske_account: perhaps that will help
penske_account: thanks

Good luck.

Sincerely,

The Flower

Merci Monsieur Flower, merci indeed. Tell Penske that we miss him too! And pray for the day that he is retroactively de-banned and reinstated here. After all, you can't really ban anyone forever. The most you can do is block the IP address(es) that person uses and/or deactivate that person's account.

No matter, in light of Penske's continue love for us all, the faithful among us need to rise up and clamour for his return. I suggest a concerted effort to textmessage him on his blueberry.

Let's build back the old school army!

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I love the word "trousers". For anyone who is keepign track.

How about "trouser snake"?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
How about "trouser snake"?

She could never love them the way you do.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I love the word "trousers". For anyone who is keepign track.

Two percenter alert:

I haven't seen trousers that tight since Leggy Mountbatten and I were pub-hopping around Rutland and saw the pre-fab four playing their big hit "Please please hold my hand."

[dtb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Were they at least nice tits?

No, not particularly. Actually, one of the most spectacular pair of boobies I ever saw at the gym belonged to an older (not geriatric, but 50's -- not that that's so old, but she wasn't no spring chicken!) woman. They were perfect. Small -- but quite lovely.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
How about "trouser snake"?

Preferred form is "one-eyed trouser snake."

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Penske's Biggest Fan!
Merci Monsieur Flower, merci indeed. Tell Penske that we miss him too! And pray for the day that he is retroactively de-banned and reinstated here. After all, you can't really ban anyone forever. The most you can do is block the IP address(es) that person uses and/or deactivate that person's account.

No matter, in light of Penske's continue love for us all, the faithful among us need to rise up and clamour for his return. I suggest a concerted effort to textmessage him on his blueberry.

Let's build back the old school army!

When are we going to start deleting all of these stupid fucking socks?

TM

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Well, the picture was taken in Peterborough, ON, where I have it on very good authority that the only activities for the kids to do are play hockey or get high, so poor Jian was probably just playing along.

I saw "Canadian Girls Kick Ass" bumper stickets at Whistler.
And I think your post does a disservice to Peterborough. I hear that in addition to playing hockey and getting high, your average teen routinely gets smashed, stoned, wasted, fucked up. When they get high, they are as liable to use winshield washer fluid or paint as they are the more traditional big city substances.

This message brought to you by the Peterborough 2012 Olympic Summer Games Bid Committee.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
No, not particularly. Actually, one of the most spectacular pair of boobies I ever saw at the gym belonged to an older (not geriatric, but 50's -- not that that's so old, but she wasn't no spring chicken!) woman. They were perfect. Small -- but quite lovely.

The most spectacular pair I saw were small(er) as well. B. Just perfectly shaped, and I'm a leg/ass man.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I hear they're terribly popular in the Castro, on Halsted Street, and all over South Beach.

Which isn't to say there's anything wrong with them. It's simply that they are strongly associated with a lifestyle.

Hmmmm. I must be hanging around a very different set of people. Perhaps we didn't get the memo.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
First of all, I don't really understand how this area even *could* be shaved with a disposable razor. Isn't the terrain rather hilly for that?

Second of all, WHAT?

Third of all, I guess shaving unwanted hair there is better than flaunting a hairy dicky-type thing. Although I can't imagine wearing anything where this area would be exposed, especially if the area were hairy and/or stubbly.

I will probably ponder this for at least a few hours.

Be it resolved that:

Better a hairy _there_ area than hairy nipples.

I'll be speaking in the affirmative on this one. As a heterosexual male, there's nothing worse than hairy nipples. Nothing.

NOTHING.

That is all.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Be it resolved that:

Better a hairy _there_ area than hairy nipples.

I'll be speaking in the affirmative on this one. As a heterosexual male, there's nothing worse than hairy nipples. Nothing.

NOTHING.

That is all.

Not true. It's much worse if she has hairy balls.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
there's nothing worse than hairy nipples.

Your wife is beautiful, but it sounds like you had some bad luck in the past.

[Paig's Sock]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
When are we going to start deleting all of these stupid fucking socks?

TM

Lighten up Francis.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by taxwonk
It's simply that they are strongly associated with a lifestyle.

Originally posted by Dualit
Hmmmm. I must be hanging around a very different set of people. Perhaps we didn't get the memo.

Few people actually have a lifestyle.

(ETA for clarity: Most of us are just stumbling through.)