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08-18-2003, 05:25 PM
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#18946
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Duvet
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Originally posted by leagleaze
I would very much like to know how a discussion on demons having sex with women in anime became a discussion that has to be one of the most boring in the history of the FB, every version there is, was, and ever will be.
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One word. Atticus Grinch. |
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08-18-2003, 05:25 PM
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#18947
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Duvet
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Nominations don't get seconded, assjack. I bet you're one of those poseurs who makes other gaffes like moving to adopt the treasurer's report, or saying shit like "I'd like to make a motion."
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God fucking damn it, I am so off my game. I might as well start a Robert's Rules of Order sock and start phoning it in.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-18-2003, 05:26 PM
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#18948
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Duvet
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I get inside the whole thing, have my arms outstretched and do a little hoppy dance thing. Then I get out, shake the whole thing out, and thank god that the Displaced Dog doesn't know how to use the "video" function on my digital camera.
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This is exactly what I make the GF do.* I'm too big to get in there. And it's too hot.
*Not really. But I've noticed that if I wash it, fold it and place it on the bed, she eventually gets frustrated enough after a week or so that she does it. And that last sentence just made me feel like Ray Romano. And I hate that show.
My apologies for the boring (but helpful) thread.
Now let's all talk about fucking.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-18-2003, 05:27 PM
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#18949
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Gangs
Am I to believe that nobody here knows anything about gangs? I just want to know what "female associates" have to do. From what I understand they are not part of the gang but are "friendly" with the gang because they "do favors" for the gang in exchange for protection.
No, I am not planning to join a gang. Unless being a female associate of my firm counts.
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08-18-2003, 05:28 PM
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#18950
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Duvet
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
One word. Atticus Grinch.
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By the time I post this, he will have corrected you, noting that "Atticus Grinch" is actually two words.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-18-2003, 05:30 PM
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#18951
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Duvet
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
By the time I post this, he will have corrected you, noting that "Atticus Grinch" is actually two words.
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That was your worst fucking post ever. What is happening to you? |
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08-18-2003, 05:31 PM
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#18952
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Duvet
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
You don't iron your sheets? 
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Jesus, there is such a thing? I give up completely.
I am hereby returning to my natural eternal slobness. You think those lame QESG straight guys can compare to my breathtaking disorderliness? Ha!
P(except I don't leave old food around--bug phobia)J
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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08-18-2003, 05:34 PM
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#18953
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Johnny was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatles song.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am in the market for a "Nuke Long Island". DId you see that one per chance?
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No. And it's not one that I was familiar with (maybe because Podunkville isn't terribly close to either East Egg or West Egg).
I was surprised that that they didn't have the "Disco Sucks!" one that was de rigueur at Podunkville High back in the day. |
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08-18-2003, 05:35 PM
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#18954
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Duvet
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
That was your worst fucking post ever. What is happening to you?
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I think your pressure may be causing him to experience performance anxiety. Positive reinforcement. |
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08-18-2003, 05:36 PM
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#18955
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Duvet
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Dammit, ironing was the only household thing I did better than anyone else (or half-assedly well at all, for that matter), and now you've one-upped me on wrinkle-free anal retentiveness. Dammit!
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I don't iron. Anything. Ever. I have an iron and an ironing board, but my mom's the only one who uses them. But the edges of the shams fold over on themselves with huge wrinkles and I really hate that, and it just gets worse and worse with time.
I am enjoying this thread, and if you don't like it, you can leave. :bye:. |
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08-18-2003, 05:39 PM
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#18956
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Duvet
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am enjoying this thread, and if you don't like it, you can leave. :bye:.
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I can??? COOOL! |
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08-18-2003, 05:40 PM
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#18957
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Duvet
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Originally posted by leagleaze
I can??? COOOL!
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Only until needed.
(the "you can leave" wasn't directed at pj in case she thought it was.) |
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08-18-2003, 05:44 PM
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#18958
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Duvet
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Only until needed.
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Oh, so I can only leave when you say so is that it?
Bitch. |
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08-18-2003, 05:47 PM
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#18959
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Duvet
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Oh, so I can only leave when you say so is that it?
Bitch.
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Basically, yes.
Now that I have helped lull everyone to sleep, my work is done. Therefore, you may return. |
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08-18-2003, 05:48 PM
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#18960
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Duvet
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Oh, so I can only leave when you say so is that it?
Bitch.
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If this is gang-up-on-leagl-pedantic-time, I would like to point out something that has been bothering me for a while and in the interest of appearing normal, have kept it quiet, but I can hold it in no longer.
On the "welcome to lawtalkers" page, "Thurgreed" is spelled "Thurgeed". |
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