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08-18-2003, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Yeah, if it was just the cover, I would have hand washed it myself and ironed it with scented lavender water. Not a damn thing I can about the duvet itself.

And that's a stupid rule. I think the rule should be that all guestrooms have duvets with duvet covers. That's a better rule than no sex ever in the guestroom.

I don't think the person will notice b/c we did the flip, and it really wasn't that obvious. And the person I was staying with is a relative of the person who created the semen to begin with, so I've decided it's his responsibility to do something about it.

totally, you are just the slut who fucked the sweet nephew, brother, uncle, daddy, etc. in her bed. i think the rule has to do withthe fact that nobody wants to touch anyone else's sex sheets and linens, and that nobody wants to sleep on something that someone else fucked in. Somehow that rule only applies to the home and not hotels. probably bc it is more personal, like you know X and Y fucked in your bed and now you will always have TMI about them .

Penske_Account · 08-18-2003, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
God fucking damn it, I am so off my game. I might as well start start phoning it in.

Well, I guess the jigs up. Of course, as y'all guessed Flower was my sock and my socks are all phoning it in these dayz. At this point we are just left with the memories......

Memories,
Light the corners of this board
Pretty Little Flowered memories
Of the socks we were
Scattered postings,
Of the wit we left behind
LOLs we gave to one another
From the socks we were
Can it be that we were so much more entertaining then?
Or has SFTM re-written every line?
If Yahoo gave us the chance to sock it all again
Tell me, would we? Could we?
Memories, (like Slave’s fuzzy sweater), may be beautiful and yet
What’s too painful to remember
(the whole FB Betty incident?)
We simply choose to forget
So it's the laughing with us
We will remember
Whenever we remember...
The way me and Flower were...

ltl/fb · 08-18-2003, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Yeah, if it was just the cover, I would have hand washed it myself and ironed it with scented lavender water. Not a damn thing I can about the duvet itself.

Could you have sponged (not to be confused with spooged) it off somewhat with a damp cloth or something? I guess it might leave a wrinkly area that might be even more noticeable than the actual stains. For next time. Which there may not be ever if you start to abide by "no sex at others' houses" rule.

I think there's not much you can do besides ignore it at this point. I'm sure your friend will let it slide; it's not that big of a deal. Maybe she will think it is hair gel.

Anne Elk · 08-18-2003, 06:42 PM

I did notice the reference to demonic anime sex, but I'm not going to follow up on it while at the office. (They made us get rid of KaZaa.) Here's something you can click on safely at the office. From the folks who brought you "We Love the Iragi Infirmation Minister". This will simplify following the California Recall Election.

Apparently the Debating Game is in the works at the Game Show Network. So far Gary Coleman and Mary Carey have signed on. Link here

Penske_Account · 08-18-2003, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Two years later, and there's STILL no friction? Time to cut a hole in a pumpkin. Maybe Penske can help; I hear he has some experience with these things.

You're lucky that I no parlay voo fransayce or I might be offended by that post.

barely_legal · 08-18-2003, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
totally, you are just the slut who fucked the sweet nephew, brother, uncle, daddy, etc. in her bed. i think the rule has to do withthe fact that nobody wants to touch anyone else's sex sheets and linens, and that nobody wants to sleep on something that someone else fucked in. Somehow that rule only applies to the home and not hotels. probably bc it is more personal, like you know X and Y fucked in your bed and now you will always have TMI about them .

I think I'd rather be the slut who fucked the relative than the rude houseguest who stole the duvet. (yes, NFH, I know you were kidding. now).

Connect_the_Dots · 08-18-2003, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
First of all, I'd kill you for this. Second, sneak the damn thing out to the drycleaners and send a card with the dry cleaning receipt inside and enough cash to pay for it. They won't notice the comforter is gone until after you've left and by then it's too late.

Fucking amateur.

1. go to guestbathroom and take out rubbing alcohol.
2. pour alcohol on stain.
3. set fire to stain/duvet
4. start screaming and put out fire.
5. apologize for cooking creme brulee in the guest bedroom and offer to pay for duvet.

The best part is that no one who knows you will believe your friend when s/he tells them that you wrecked her duvet by blow-torching a cliche desert on it--but you would feel like an idiot if s/he told everyone that you got nutt mayo all over the duvet.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 08-18-2003, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I got a good suggestion over im though. It was suggested that I accidentally spill hair gel or something on the comforter so then I have a legitimate and non cringe-inducing reason for offering to pay have the thing dry-cleaned. If only I'd thought of that at the time.

Ummm..... Isn't semen water soluble? How about just taking a damp wash cloth and dabbing it up, followed by drying the spot with a towel?

I'm pretty sure that would work.

ltl/fb · 08-18-2003, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Ummm..... Isn't semen water soluble? How about just taking a damp wash cloth and dabbing it up, followed by drying the spot with a towel?

I'm pretty sure that would work.

That was my suggestion (wanker), but now that RT (who is way cooler than I am) has indicated that people may routinely test their linens for not-visible-to-the-naked-eye semen stains (perhaps with that cool spray stuff and black light like they have on CSI or whatever), that's not going to cut it.

Edited to say: paigow, you left "husband" out of your list of relatives.

Mr. Man · 08-18-2003, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If this is gang-up-on-leagl-pedantic-time, I would like to point out something that has been bothering me for a while and in the interest of appearing normal, have kept it quiet, but I can hold it in no longer.

On the "welcome to lawtalkers" page, "Thurgreed" is spelled "Thurgeed".

I noticed the "d" should have been a "k" on the welcome screen too. Weird.

str8outavannuys · 08-18-2003, 06:46 PM

[pointing left] GOOD GOALIE
[pointing right] SHIT GOALIE
Repeat as often as necessary.

ECAC Action . . . It's fantastic.

08-18-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I think I'd rather be the slut who fucked the relative than the rude houseguest who stole the duvet. (yes, NFH, I know you were kidding. now).

That suggestion was worse than most of PLF's recent posts. I think NCS was just phoning it in. But maybe her mileage varies in these situations. I just am trying to picture someone gracefully trying to sneak out a huge king sized sploogeinfested duvet while graciously thaknking the hostess for her amenities, hoping all the while she wont notice.

and anyone who doesnt have a duvet cover probalby doesnt know the no fucking rule. These are the people who welcome fringey into their homes with open arms. Animals.

Hey, NCS, thanks for playing.

ltl/fb · 08-18-2003, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
That suggestion was worse than most of PLF's recent posts. I think NCS was just phoning it in. But maybe her mileage varies in these situations. I just am trying to picture someone gracefully trying to sneak out a huge king sized sploogeinfested duvet while graciously thaknking the hostess for her amenities, hoping all the while she wont notice.

and anyone who doesnt have a duvet cover probalby doesnt know the no fucking rule. These are the people who welcome fringey into their homes with open arms. Animals.

Hey, NCS, thanks for playing.

It was NFH, bitch.

Does this mean I can't stay with you when I come to DC?

Mr. Man · 08-18-2003, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Damn. It was supposed to be Thurgeek.

Oops. Now I look like a complete ass (not that I didn't before). Should have read ahead.

At least someone thinks like me sometimes.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 08-18-2003, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If the whole Lewinsky affair showed us anything, dry cleaning alone doesn't get rid of protein stains. Something like Clorox 2 or another product that breaks down protein will have to be used in addition to the drycleaning to fully get the stain out.

Seriously? I've never had problems washing such stains out of bedding before. Maybe the soap breaks down the protein?

I'm still thinking a damp rag with a little soap and water would do the job, assuming it's a small spot.