Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
That suggestion was worse than most of PLF's recent posts. I think NCS was just phoning it in. But maybe her mileage varies in these situations. I just am trying to picture someone gracefully trying to sneak out a huge king sized sploogeinfested duvet while graciously thaknking the hostess for her amenities, hoping all the while she wont notice.

and anyone who doesnt have a duvet cover probalby doesnt know the no fucking rule. These are the people who welcome fringey into their homes with open arms. Animals.

Hey, NCS, thanks for playing.

Wait. I wasn't playing. I have intentionally avoided having anything to do with the lameass duvet thread.

For the record, I am pro-sex in other people's homes but con-doing it on the duvet. Pull the damn thing down and use the sheets.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It was NFH, bitch.

Does this mean I can't stay with you when I come to DC?

does this mean you are finally getting some?

Of course you can stay so long as you get those wild ass pubes under control. I would rather find splooge on my sheets than have one of my cats choke to death on that action.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I think I'd rather be the slut who fucked the relative than the rude houseguest who stole the duvet. (yes, NFH, I know you were kidding. now).

When fucking at a friend's/relative's house, you should:

(1) fuck on the floor; or
(2) fuck in the shower (but don't let people know you're both in there. Give the whole "guy gets in while girl is 'doing hair/make-up' in the bathroom to save time" story; or
(2) fuck in the front yard

[Connect_the_Dots]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Well, I guess the jigs up. Of course, as y'all guessed Flower was my sock and my socks are all phoning it in these dayz. At this point we are just left with the memories......

If it's any consolation, I loved your Mohammed Saheed Al Sahaat Sock on greedy politics in the last days of the old board. Some would say it was very-fixing-deck-chairs-on-the-Titanic in a doomed-message-board kind of way, but it made me proud to be one of your socks. Not proud in a sycophantic Sockless in Seattle kind of way, but proud in a my dad is stronger than your dad kinda' way.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by tmdiva
PS And you people dry-clean your duvets?!?!? That's really really really really bad for the down, and will cause it to lose all its lofting and insulating properties. If you use a cover, you only have to wash it every five years or so, in a large commercial washing machine with gentle detergent, and a large commercial dryer with several tennis balls or clean sneakers thrown in to prevent lumping.

Agree on the washing. The 5 year frequency is drastically shortened if you have a cat who expresses unhappiness about some perceived slight by peeing on the duvet in front of you. Mine has been to the laundry twice this year.

I saw an old friend of mine on The Restaurant last night. She was a guest at a table that didn't get the right food. I'm going to call her. How funny that my reality TV addiction leads to reconnecting with old friends.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That was my suggestion (wanker), but now that RT (who is way cooler than I am) has indicated that people may routinely test their linens for not-visible-to-the-naked-eye semen stains (perhaps with that cool spray stuff and black light like they have on CSI or whatever), that's not going to cut it.

Must have missed your post.

Anyway, by the time the black light at the party was rolled out (in the guest bedroom?!), there would be no way to know from whence the semen sprang. Doesn't club soda glow like semen under a black light? Perhaps spilling a little club soda would give a good alibi?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
MusDoesn't club soda glow like semen under a black light? Perhaps spilling a little club soda would give a good alibi?

And if Larry David has taught us anything, it's that club soda and salt is a great remedy for getting rid of stains. It's a two-fer.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Doesn't club soda glow like semen under a black light?

Huh. For years, I've been assuming that the reason people's teeth luminesce under black lights was the semen. I'd look for best prospects at clubs on that basis. No wonder I always wound up going home with tight-assed Vodka Collins drinkers who wouldn't give up the Lewinsky.

[pantaloonie]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

For the record, I am pro-sex in other people's homes but con-doing it on the duvet. Pull the damn thing down and use the sheets.

Is it just me or isn't the point of having sex as a houseguest to leave some splooge behind.....like a dog marking its territory?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Must have missed your post.

Anyway, by the time the black light at the party was rolled out (in the guest bedroom?!), there would be no way to know from whence the semen sprang. Doesn't club soda glow like semen under a black light? Perhaps spilling a little club soda would give a good alibi?

No, man. Haven't you ever seen 20/20 or any crime drama. The shit they spray on reacts to the protein and then glows under the black light. Didn't you see the thing on hotels rooms and how disgusting they are. There's splooge and urine on walls, comforters (hotel should use covers), carpet, etc. (They tested places like the Hilton and Sheraton - not by-the-hour places)
And no, a damp rag won't get that shit off a down comforter/duvet - it only smears it around. You can't use enough water to make a difference without matting the feathers.

And what the hell is wrong? Do I look like a demented raving puppet?

Edited to add, no. I'm a happy moose (NFH not ncs)

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Huh. For years, I've been assuming that the reason people's teeth luminesce under black lights was the semen. I'd look for best prospects at clubs on that basis. No wonder I always wound up going home with tight-assed Vodka Collins drinkers who wouldn't give up the Lewinsky.

The saddest thing about this post is that you think that a Vodka Collins is made with club soda.

The saddest thing about my post is that this freaking duvet incident is going to make me go over 150 posts. Then I won't be able to make fun of Lester anymore.

edited to add that the saddest thing about this post now is that I bartended for 5 years and never used club soda in my vodka collinses. I am a huge bartending loser. And I can't even make fun of people well.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When fucking at a friend's/relative's house, you should:

(1) fuck on the floor; or
(2) fuck in the shower (but don't let people know you're both in there. Give the whole "guy gets in while girl is 'doing hair/make-up' in the bathroom to save time" story; or
(2) fuck in the front yard

Oh, hell, fuck where ever you want to, whoever, whenever. It is no ones business, including your hosts. Decent people of course know that sex happens, but they choose to ignore it unless personally involved. And hosts are supposed to clean up after their guests, it is part of the quid pro quo. The only rules about guest-fucking are:

1: the guest shouldn't advertise the fucking (meaning, at least pretend to be sneaking from room to room and try not to shriek like banshees).

2: The host shouldn't ask.

3: The host shouldn't suppose, which includes ignoring all evidence.

If the host really did notice and is peeved, the host can just come spooge on your linens when he or she comes to visit in return. If the guest really spooged something awful on the duvet, curtains, cat or other fixtures, and really wants to do something about it, they can leave a couple of twenties behind with a note stating "we didn't get to help you out around the house while we were staying with you as we wanted, but we are such messy guests please let us at least contribute a little to the cause of cleaning up after us!" Even that smacks unpleasantly of paying for hospitality.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And what the hell is wrong? Do I look like a demented raving puppet?

Edited to add, no. I'm a happy moose (NFH not ncs)

Um, not to make you feel bad but I think that is a yearbook picture you are talking about...

[pantaloonie]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
If the host really did notice and is peeved, the host can just come spooge on your linens when he or she comes to visit in return.

Bingo! I am relieved to find that I am not alone in my easy cum easy go ways. After all, what cums around goes around.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Fugee
I saw an old friend of mine on The Restaurant last night. She was a guest at a table that didn't get the right food. I'm going to call her. How funny that my reality TV addiction leads to reconnecting with old friends.

I have only recently started watching the restaurant, thanks to my dvr's ability to tape while I watch the HBO shows and adult swim.

Rocco comes across very, very poorly. Petulant, uncaring, and boorish.

Do you think he knew he was this way before, or is he on best Rocco behavior?