imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And outdoor escalators? Those work really well in rain and snow.

Actually,and stupidly, the escalators are outdoors for most Metro stations. Not surprisingly, at least one out of three escalators is usually not operational.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Actually, and stupidly, the escalators are outdoors for most Metro stations. Not surprisingly, at least one out of three escalators is usually not operational.

You people are insane. All the way outdoors?

Someone bring me some cupcakes. Chocolate, with chocolate frosting.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And outdoor escalators? Those work really well in rain and snow.

Yes, fringey, they do have outdoor escalators in DC. On the Metro. Bc the slavebrains who designed those things were really thinking outside of the box and thats why they are always fuckng broken.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Actually, the escalators are outdoors for most Metro stations. Not surprisingly, at least one out of three escalators is usually not operational.

I've often wondered how much of that is attributable to persistent weather conditions versus, say, the competence and motivation of repair crews.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yes, fringey, they do have outdoor escalators in DC. On the Metro. Bc the slavebrains who designed those things were really thinking outside of the box and thats why they are always fuckng broken.

Yes, but that was clearly a commercial setting.

Now bring me a doughnut.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

Now bring me a doughnut.

Or a fat chihuahua.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yes, but that was clearly a commercial setting.

Now bring me a doughnut.

I know Anne was jesting but I also know that there are a couple of postres here WHO ARE NOT ONE OF MY FANS who would love to spoil this for me. Any admin or mod who sees a tennis spoiler (and at this point it would be safin-federerr which I personally thinki s gonna go five sets and i give safin a decent chance to win , he is after all my favorite player) please delete that spoiler. I hav eadded three extra hours to my recording time in case its a marathon like yesterdays incredible serena-sharapova match was. I had an extra hour for that and only made it tp part of the second set of the davenport match.

who won the davenport match adnd what was the line schore? I am afreid to look it up bc of spoilers.

and speaking of spoilers, i saw a website that spoiled the Venus match for me. I wrote them an angryletter and they changed their policy on posting overseas sports results. go me.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by spookyfish
*Where is NotBob anyway?

He claims to be "doing trial prep" over at Help Me, Wanda's (a Norweigan tourist slipped on a dollop of Bed Head that had spilled on the floor after getting a color touch-up), but I think that he's really watching an Elle MacPherson exercise infomercial with Big Ed over at the Dew Drop Inn.

Hmmm .... Norway. Off to look at some Scandanavian porn from the boss's computer.

Fenwick

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
incredible serena-sharapova match was. I had an extra hour for that and only made it tp part of the second set of the davenport match.

That 3rd set was amazing. Who knew there were so many male tennis fans in DC? I was watching the tennis on the small TV at the bar figuring that the Duke/Maryland game would be on the big screen for all the boys to see. Imagine my surprise when I found out that they were all watching tennis.

I hate the fact that the hotel does not have ESPN2 in the rooms.

Davenport won, 2-6 7-6 (7-5) 6-4.


ETA score.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Dualit:

ball-popping technique


Shape Shifter:

man getting hit in crotch with sharp upward jab to the nuts

Thank you, RT. You are always so helpful!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
Thank you, RT. You are always so helpful!

You'll note that the Shape Shifter variety works on so many levels.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I remember when this board used to be all light and fun. We would exchange naked pics of the Tangy one and josh each other about which Spanish soccer team is better. Now it's all rape and machetes and genocide.

Thanks, Thurgreed.

Would it help if I said yo naked momma is a walking, one-woman genocide?

TM

[The Ref]

Originally posted by Not Bob
he's really watching an Elle MacPherson exercise infomercial with Big Ed over at the Dew Drop Inn.

Not to hijack this thread or anything, but I was watching a ProActiv informercial about 3:00 this morning, and they introducted Elle MacPherson as a prominent new user of the stuff.

Is there anyone you'd think would be less likely to need teenage zit cleanser than Elle?

I think not.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
Look, you're good for a laugh every now and then, but Thurgreed's deep, man - know what I'm sayin? Let the grownups talk for a minute about important stuff.

You the only one hearin' me, man. I mean, these motherfuckers don't know how suave bolla I am. They need to axe somebody.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It could happen to Jews again- it certainly could happen to other peoples and in fact has. The most dangerous thing would be to think it couldn't happen again.

Like the anti-semetic (or anti-Islam) movements in Europe- if one thinks "It's just a reaction to Israel, but we as a society could never get to what the Nazis did," you are a big step in the direction of starting another.

How come everything is my fault?

TM