Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Thanks for the clarification on "double". Now I finally know what "double anal" means.

Actually, the second part was helpful. I can somewhat picture them, but I still don't know if they look good or not, although I don't like (hi Sebby) pleats in general.

I don't think they look much different from ordinary pleats, especially since reverse pleats are probably as common as regular.

You know that double pleats are when you have two folds, one that goes down to meet the crease of the pants, and one that is closer to the pocket and stops a few inches below your waistline.

Pleats can be fine when the fabric is drapey (esp. when the man is lean), but they are bad on cotton chinos unless the man is lean and his pants are very crisply pressed, otherwise they just look messy and unflattering.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't be so sure. It doesn't involve 2 anuses.

Or is it, "Don't be so sure it doesn't involve 2 anuses."

[tmdiva]

Oregon Supreme Court rules against same-sex couples on everything. Ouch. http://www.publications.ojd.state.or.us/S51612.htm#FNT1

tm

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So you doubt my word on the E! True Hollywood Story? Have I ever led you astray on this sort of minor celebrity gossip? It is Carre Otis. She is considered plus sized. I think that they covered on the show that it basically means she wears sizes 8-12 instead of 0-4. She also was a herion addict and a purger during her Mickey Rourke period, which lasted around a decade. I have no idea when the photo from Alex was taken, but she has not always been considered plus sized, only post-herion/eating disorder. And she is now very into yoga, but she is comfortable not being as thin as a rail (and just being normal person thin instead).

The Paigow will back me up on all of this (well, except for the yoga stuff, as that info came from a different source - I believe gwinky will back that info if you need a second on that too), as we have apparently seen the same trashy gossip show.

I give that a big ten four good buddy. However, that picture does not appear to be her.


ANTM SPOILER


And speaking of models, did you see ANTM last night? Was that the most shocking rose ceremony ever or what? Gotta say, the Tiffany wrap up seemed almost staged.

And is it me, or is Nigel simply the perviest creep who is not a card carrying member of NAMBLA? Barely thinks Constantine is a squicker? He ain't got nothing on Nigel, who probably thinks barely legal is barely over the hill.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Dude, she's using a box cover to obscure her FUPA.

Well roll me in honey and tie me to an ant hill. I'd still fuck her and her FUPA.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I give that a big ten four good buddy. However, that picture does not appear to be her.


ANTM SPOILER


And speaking of models, did you see ANTM last night? Was that the most shocking rose ceremony ever or what? Gotta say, the Tiffany wrap up seemed almost staged.

And is it me, or is Nigel simply the perviest creep who is not a card carrying member of NAMBLA? Barely thinks Constantine is a squicker? He ain't got nothing on Nigel, who probably thinks barely legal is barely over the hill.

I haven't seen Top Model yet. I'll get with you on the incident once I see it (probably tonight). I did see the freak-out previews, so I'm looking forward to the show.

Nigel's squick factor is quite high. It is something about the looks he gives the models. Though I would assume he is fairly average for the type of pervs that lurk around the modelling business in order to get a view of the pubescent (and pubescent appearing) girls.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Well roll me in honey and tie me to an ant hill. I'd still fuck her and her FUPA.

What's fupa again? Fucked-Up Pussy Area?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
the type of pervs that lurk around the modelling business in order to get a view of the pubescent (and pubescent appearing) girls.

careful you don't offend- the average guy around here has lusted after Britney spears and Lindsey Lohasn for the past 3 or 4 years and now they say the girls are over the hill.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He'd need a penis enlargement for that- and a breast reduction.

I'd just like to point out that the rumors regarding the size of my rack have been highly overstated. Thank you Wonderbra tm!

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I haven't seen Top Model yet. I'll get with you on the incident once I see it (probably tonight). I did see the freak-out previews, so I'm looking forward to the show.

Nigel's squick factor is quite high. It is something about the looks he gives the models. Though I would assume he is fairly average for the type of pervs that lurk around the modelling business in order to get a view of the pubescent (and pubescent appearing) girls.

He takes his squickiness to a new high on the last show. With Janice Dickinson no less. Be sure to watch the certain scene is slo mo, or to pause it throughout. (One thing I discovered with my OCDivo is that while Janice looks lie a Frankenstein in live action, if you pause her when she does her little posing suggestions, you can see where she would photograph really well and look great- bizarre).

And you are right, he looks at the models like he wants to eat them.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
careful you don't offend- the average guy around here has lusted after Britney spears and Lindsey Lohasn for the past 3 or 4 years and now they say the girls are over the hill.

they don't constitute anything above run-of-the-mill pervs until they've fashioned out a career that gives them access to a bunch of desperate model-wannabes, looking to break into the biz. our pervs are amateurs.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
they don't constitute anything above run-of-the-mill pervs until they've fashioned out a career that gives them access to a bunch of desperate model-wannabes, looking to break into the biz. our pervs are amateurs.

Oh, and more spoiler but it doesnt spoil anything

It turns out that Kahlen has never had a boyfriend and Rebecacase is probably getting married as a virgin or someone who has never slept with anyone besides her fiancee. I love when Nigel explains that they lack that sexy thing. I wish I hadnt deleted it bc I am wondering if they show Nigel's reactio nto Kahlen saying she never had a boyfriend (this comment came from the shoot where the gals are in wonderbras and underpants "pillowfighting" some gay guy model" and Kahlen just looks uncomrfortable)

barely, care to weigh in on Nigel v Constantine?

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
our pervs are amateurs.

Quick question: Would you want your little sister to interview at TaxWonk's firm? (this was meant to be a Hank post sorry)

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Or is it, "Don't be so sure it doesn't involve 2 anuses."

Ha ha. This is a nice use of the old FB change-the-punctuation-to-change-the-meaning schtick. It is pretty well-worn around here, but your post was clever enough to justify using it again. Ha ha. Nice one!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Ha ha. This is a nice use of the old FB change-the-punctuation-to-change-the-meaning schtick. It is pretty well-worn around here, but your post was clever enough to justify using it again. Ha ha. Nice one!

When you say a schtick is "pretty well-worn" you're being ironic, right?