Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Just thought this should be reposted. In case anyone is concerned about posting detracting from the ability to bill those hours. I'm a helper.

I find that posting does not detract from my billing. It does however detract from my Tivoing and my spendable time with the sexy people. Like I have sexy people plans tonight and tomorrow, as well as some excellent sexy kayaking over the weekend. Today's posting flurry is cutting into tonight's sexy time for sure. Maybe even an hour into it. Maybe I am trying to avoid sex subconciously? Is that why I post?

Oh dear.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Dude, I was just being nice. Of course I'm fucking your wife. Wouldn't you?

I usually do both at once. I've very little time.

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
Or were you just saying that you fucked my wife?

Who hasn't?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
am not.

You post this, but don't have time to post how often you are in the mood.

Now I'm all sad.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Who hasn't?

NotBob, did you fuck my wife?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I usually do both at once. I've very little time.

Yeah, I hear that it takes you no time at all.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
NotBob, did you fuck my wife?

No, but I complimented her new hairstyle.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You post this, but don't have time to post how often you are in the mood.

Now I'm all sad.

OK, routinely there are 5 timeframes in the day. Others are varied, but guaranteed 5 times a day.


There, that better?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
OK, routinely there are 5 timeframes in the day. Others are varied, but guaranteed 5 times a day.


There, that better?

So if you and TM hung out for, say, 3 hours, you'd probably be in the mood at some point? Alternatively, couldn't you just arrange to have coffee during one of the five guaranteed timeframes?

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
I find that posting does not detract from my billing. It does however detract from my Tivoing and my spendable time with the sexy people. Like I have sexy people plans tonight and tomorrow, as well as some excellent sexy kayaking over the weekend. Today's posting flurry is cutting into tonight's sexy time for sure. Maybe even an hour into it. Maybe I am trying to avoid sex subconciously? Is that why I post?

Oh dear.

Translation:

I like to stay at work as long as possible and avoid going home alone to my dreary, lonely apartment and settling in with yet another night of television and quart of Haagen Dazs.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
No, but I complimented her new hairstyle.

The "Slave"? I did that with a straight razor on a Ciroc and Fuze "Jesus Juice" bender. Very William Burroughs of me, DYT?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
DYT?

Hmm, I am thrown off by your use of an internet chatting board shorthand acronym.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Hmm, I am thrown off by your use of an internet chatting board shorthand acronym.

It means nothing, sorta like Hagen Dazs, FGD.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
OK, routinely there are 5 timeframes in the day. Others are varied, but guaranteed 5 times a day.


There, that better?

So, if I am following along, you:

1. Have been horny/missed sex 310 times since Everest left town;

2. Have a well done pussy; and

3. Need to visit SF.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Yeah, I hear that it takes you no time at all.

You're thinking of NotBob. He could go longer. He's just selfish.