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07-18-2006, 05:07 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
have to stand- and you must leave the door open while peeing.
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And the newspaper thing is only acceptable if (a) it's your newspaper, and (2) you work at home. |
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07-18-2006, 05:15 PM
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#1892
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I just remembered
I had a dream about handcuffs on my bed last night. Hmmm.
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07-18-2006, 05:21 PM
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#1893
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I just remembered
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I had a dream about handcuffs on my bed last night. Hmmm.
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can you remember if you had just finished a date, or was it an intervention?
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07-18-2006, 05:32 PM
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#1894
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I just remembered
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
can you remember if you had just finished a date, or was it an intervention?
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What's an intervention?
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07-18-2006, 05:34 PM
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#1895
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Originally posted by creamy_ass_face
Here's my beef, workplace john etiquette. The men's room on my floor has 3 pissers and 2 stalls. One of the pissers is a midget pisser. I don't understand this. Is this an ADA thing? There are no kids working in our office or in the building. What the fuck is up with these midget pissers.
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Those are not midget pissers. They are for the exceptionally long-cocked gentleman. They're are designed so the well-endowed do not have to stand halfway across the bathroom to avoid having their cocks drag along the bottom of the urinal.
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07-18-2006, 05:37 PM
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#1896
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I just remembered
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's an intervention?
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That's when the police free the donut delivery guy from your handcuffs.
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07-18-2006, 05:39 PM
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#1897
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I just remembered
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
That's when the police free the donut delivery guy from your handcuffs.
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God, I hope they were Krispy Kreme. |
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07-18-2006, 05:47 PM
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#1898
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I just remembered
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
That's when the police free the donut delivery guy from your handcuffs.
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Not to be a fringey pastry timmy, but you mean fritter delivery guy. |
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07-18-2006, 05:52 PM
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#1899
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not to be a fringey pastry timmy, but you mean fritter delivery guy.
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No, I mean what I say. That's just her public position to throw off the cops.
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07-18-2006, 05:56 PM
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#1900
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There's a new game we like to play.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I had a dream about handcuffs on my bed last night. Hmmm.
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Cuff-er or cuff-ee? |
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07-18-2006, 05:59 PM
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#1901
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There's a new game we like to play.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Cuff-er or cuff-ee?
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I think -ee, but I'm not sure. Maybe both?
If the donut shop delivered, I would get an assortment, I think. Heavy on the fritters. Winchell's has better fritters than starbucks. And cheaper (I think).
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07-18-2006, 06:05 PM
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#1902
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There's a new game we like to play.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think -ee, but I'm not sure. Maybe both?
If the donut shop delivered, I would get an assortment, I think. Heavy on the fritters. Winchell's has better fritters than starbucks. And cheaper (I think).
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Starbucks fritters looked like they've been injected with the cream, the clear and HGH.
I just want an espresso in a non-paper cup. Please?
Julius Meinl opened its first store outside of Vienna close to where I live. Good stuff:
http://www.meinl.com/southport/home.html
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07-18-2006, 06:09 PM
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#1903
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Update
Avril Lavigne has moved out of my head and been replaced by the Stonecutters Song from the Simpsons.
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07-18-2006, 06:11 PM
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Time Killer
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07-18-2006, 06:18 PM
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#1905
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Update
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Avril Lavigne has moved out of my head and been replaced by the Stonecutters Song from the Simpsons.
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Why'd you have to go and get Homer excommuni-CATED?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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