A sad, constant bid for attention

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Really? I think of you as a food guy (that's not an inslut, btw; a good thing to be), and would expect you to like the blue cheese group. I love each of the varietals you identified. By themselves or in combo with other foods.

Clearly, you are a better person than Wonk.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The first time I came home really drunk I did not shit on the floor in front of my mom.

But were you drunk when you first shat on the floor in front of your mom?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The first time I came home really drunk I did not shit on the floor in front of my mom.

Thank you.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
But were you drunk when you first shat on the floor in front of your mom?

I would never shit on the floor in front of my mom while sober.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't disagree with you that it is hard to get places to leave mayo-type items off of sandwiches. However it seems that you need this to be all about you, when in fact it is all about me and my longing for my delicious veggie sandwich concoction.

Fine. All about you then. It amazes me, given the number and percentage of people in my circle of friends that do not like/eat mayonnaise-type products, that so many places still make their stuff with mayo slathered all over the place. Down with mayo!

(back to me - I made a tasty tuna salad last night using dijon mustard instead of mayo for the moisture element. I recommend.)

It's not about me, it was my example of the daily reminder that people who prepare food don't give a fuck.

You can also use ranch dressing in lieu of mayonaisse in tuna and it's not as disgusting as it sounds. Especially if you add your little touch of dijon for a tasty zing.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't disagree with you that it is hard to get places to leave mayo-type items off of sandwiches. However it seems that you need this to be all about you, when in fact it is all about me and my longing for my delicious veggie sandwich concoction.

Fine. All about you then. It amazes me, given the number and percentage of people in my circle of friends that do not like/eat mayonnaise-type products, that so many places still make their stuff with mayo slathered all over the place. Down with mayo!

(back to me - it is all about me - I made a tasty tuna salad last night using dijon mustard instead of mayo for the moisture element. I recommend.)

the sauteed vegetables on your sandwich; are you sure they weren't cooked in lard or bacon fat?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
How do you feel about Cambazola? Nice combo or bastardization of 2 good cheeses?

Especially tasty with green apples.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the sauteed vegetables on your sandwich; are you sure they weren't cooked in lard or bacon fat?

I didn't eat them, so I'm not sure that it matters, but I would bet not, as this place sells a number of veggie sandwiches straight from their menu (they even have the soy cheese option and tempeh). I do eat meat (other than seafood) occasionally, but not often. So everyone trying to gross me out or whatever by mentioning meat items, it doesn't work. I would not die, get sick or even be grossed out if some sort of meat thing ended up in my food. Happens every now and then anyway.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I didn't eat them, so I'm not sure that it matters, but I would bet not, as this place sells a number of veggie sandwiches straight from their menu (they even have the soy cheese option and tempeh). I do eat meat (other than seafood) occasionally, but not often. So everyone trying to gross me out or whatever by mentioning meat items, it doesn't work. I would not die, get sick or even be grossed out if some sort of meat thing ended up in my food. Happens every now and then anyway.

so you and Fringey can't be dinner party guests at either's place. An all restaurant friendship?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's not about me, it was my example of the daily reminder that people who prepare food don't give a fuck.

lunch is like boob jobs, you have to look at the price range. cavaet emptor or however it's spelled.

you should buy a cheaper car and upgrade your lunch choices. I've had lots of great SF meals- always exactly what I ordered.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
so you and Fringey can't be dinner party guests at either's place. An all restaurant friendship?

We coexist quite well together. I have eaten prime rib with her and gone to the all-you-can-eat meat places on her birthday and she has eaten the veggie combo at Ethiopian places and lots and lots of paneer tikka masala with me. And, oh the multitude of shrimp plates we have consumed together. The stories I could tell... Crazy crazy stuff.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Thank you.

When I was a kid, I had a half-Great Dane, half-Doberman named Jessica. She used to accompany me every day on my paper route. She was a friendly dog and everyone in the neighborhood loved her. The paper route was clearly the highlight of her day. As soon as I started getting ready to go, she'd start bouncing up and down, wagging her stumpy little tail, and howling with her mouth formed in perfect little "O." She really was a little boy's best friend.

As I got older, I became busy with sports and school activities and no longer had time for a paper route. Jessica's eye would still light up in anticipation every time I put my jacket on, only to be disappointed when I told her she couldn't come along. Eventually she developed arthritis in her hip and could no longer stand up. We put her to sleep.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
lunch is like boob jobs, you have to look at the price range. cavaet emptor or however it's spelled.

you should buy a cheaper car and upgrade your lunch choices. I've had lots of great SF meals- always exactly what I ordered.

Did you order the sausage with your pasta dish?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Did you order the sausage with your pasta dish?

I don't eat pasta usually. I had fish on a spinach bed. I ordered sausahe with that. but just to be a nuisance.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
When I was a kid, I had a half-Great Dane, half-Doberman named Jessica. She used to accompany me every day on my paper route. She was a friendly dog and everyone in the neighborhood loved her. The paper route was clearly the highlight of her day. As soon as I started getting ready to go, she'd start bouncing up and down, wagging her stumpy little tail, and howling with her mouth formed in perfect little "O." She really was a little boy's best friend.

As I got older, I became busy with sports and school activities and no longer had time for a paper route. Jessica's eye would still light up in anticipation every time I put my jacket on, only to be disappointed when I told her she couldn't come along. Eventually she developed arthritis in her hip and could no longer stand up. We put her to sleep.

big tits?