Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When fucking at a friend's/relative's house, you should:

(1) fuck on the floor; or
(2) fuck in the shower (but don't let people know you're both in there. Give the whole "guy gets in while girl is 'doing hair/make-up' in the bathroom to save time" story; or
(2) fuck in the front yard

Seeing that the Mrs. and I shower together about 99.99% of the time, we're used to the (2) excuse. I imagine that our parents have caught on by now, but oh well.

This is why two showerheads and a huge shower area are key.

[Adder]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Am I to believe that nobody here knows anything about gangs? I just want to know what "female associates" have to do. From what I understand they are not part of the gang but are "friendly" with the gang because they "do favors" for the gang in exchange for protection.

No, I am not planning to join a gang. Unless being a female associate of my firm counts.

PSSTTT... maybe everyone is ignoring you....

Ad(how many lawyer do you think are former gang members)Der

[Adder]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I mean, I'll iron my sheets

You mean real people actually iron sheets? Why??

Ad(and no smartass commens about how they, at least occassionally, expect somone else to see them)der

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Fugee
I'm trying to figure out how he can possibly have 2 successful restaurants when he looks like he hasn't got a clue. But there wouldn't be much point in watching if everything was going smoothly. I suspect a lot of stuff is set up -- for example it seems odd that cameras were there to see those 3 cooks talking about faking going to the hospital. And the paycheck snafu?

I'm trying to figure out how he can be a porn star and switch over to more mainstream professions.

(Less and Slave should get this, as should you, Ms. "If I were being reckless, Rocco")

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Am I to believe that nobody here knows anything about gangs? I just want to know what "female associates" have to do. From what I understand they are not part of the gang but are "friendly" with the gang because they "do favors" for the gang in exchange for protection.

No, I am not planning to join a gang. Unless being a female associate of my firm counts.

I'm not an expert, and I'm not sure if we have any criminal lawyers on the Board anymore, but as I understand it, female gang members used to primarily gain membership via sex. They'd have sex with X number of gang members and then they'd be associated with the gang. I think more girls now are getting "beat in" than getting "sexed in." Traditional entry into a gang (for men) required you to get beat down by all of the other members of the gang before you were a full member. I think females who get beat in have more status in the gang than those who get sexed in.

I could ask a former classmate if you really needed to know.


edited to fix typo

[Anne Elk]

Anyone besides me get sucked in last night? It was great re-living my childhood. Or am I showing my age on this one.

Has anyone, ever, successfully conjured up a spirit on a Ouija board?

[bridge of love]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I'm not an expert, and I'm not sure if we have any criminal lawyers on the Board anymore, but as I understand it, female gang members used to primarily gain membership via sex. They'd have sex with X number of gang members and then they'd be associated with the gang. I think more girls now are getting "beat in" than getting "sexed in." Traditional entry into a gang (for men) required you to get beat down by all of the other members of the gang before you were a full member. I think females who get beat in have more status in the gang than those who get sexed in.

I could ask a former classmate if you really needed to know.


edited to fix typo

quick google search says they do non-violent things like holding/transporting drugs

Originally posted by Socking_Up
FWIW, You're welcome, but YMMV.



edited because my left-brained inner timmy doesn't like unclosed brackets. peace out.

Hey, Sock. Penske called and he wants his telephone back.

Or does Penske share a phone with his socks?

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Adder
You mean real people actually iron sheets? Why??

Ad(and no smartass commens about how they, at least occassionally, expect somone else to see them)der

Well, not always the whole sheet but at least the top of the unfitted sheet and the shams so that edges are not all fucked up. I think if you buy something other than 100% cotton or less than 400+ threadcount you don't have to iron because then you don't get wrinkles. I like clean crisp edges.

[barely_legal]

How come no Big Brother fans have said anything about the fact that Alison looks exactly like Sarah Chalke (from Roseanne and Scrubs)? Am I the only person who watches both Scrubs and BB4? I mean, it's really uncanny.

Or else I just watch too much tv.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I'm not an expert, and I'm not sure if we have any criminal lawyers on the Board anymore, but as I understand it, female gang members used to primarily gain membership via sex. They'd have sex with X number of gang members and then they'd be associated with the gang. I think more girls now are getting "beat in" than getting "sexed in." Traditional entry into a gang (for men) required you to get beat down by all of the other members of the gang before you were a full member. I think females who get beat in have more status in the gang than those who get sexed in.

I think you are correct in general but it depends on geography (East Coast, West Coast..blah blah blah) and ethnicity (hispanic, asian, black, .....). I hung out with a gang when I was a teenager -- I won't say that I was in deep because I went home to the clean and safe suburbs every night and I stayed away from most of the truly dangerous and illegal crap they were doing but they were damn fun to party with. I wasn't sexed in (and I don't think the other couple of girls who hung with us were either) although the gang was mostly guys and they seemed to be sexing different girls all the time (I think because they were skinheads and girls were turned on by the Doc Martens or something) but those girls were not "in." Anyway, I sort of got in by accident. I had a 'hawk and generally 'hawks and 'skins don't "pal around" (at least back then and in my area) but I stumbled into a situation coming back from the "shop and rob" one night and managed to help a 'skin out of a very tight spot when he got caught alone by surprise and jumped. Long story short, they "adopted" me which turned out to be quite useful on a number of occasions after that.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Anne Elk


Has anyone, ever, successfully conjured up a spirit on a Ouija board?

Yes. It spelled STEVEN. I pushed off after that.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hey, Sock. Penske called and he wants his telephone back.

Or does Penske share a phone with his socks?

One main line, 1-888-SOCK-YOU, with multiple extensions. For hardware we are using the Nextel phones that serve as coast to coast walkie talkies.

This post was brought to you in part by Nextel.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yes. It spelled STEVEN. I pushed off after that.

Also my sock.

In a moment of uber procrastination , I read some of the live feed updates. This isn't spoiler but I found it ironic that Jun asked Allison if she was going to fat camp after the show. Jun, this is the mirror, have you guys met?

also interesting is that Alison said she was only moving to LA if she had a secure acting gig (!). And Erika offered her "agent" to Justin and a couple of other people. This agent must be very good. Perhaps a pilates agent?