Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03 - Page 1274

notcasesensitive · 08-19-2003, 01:39 PM

Okay, maybe not, but he has managed to avoid jail time --

NEW YORK (Billboard) -- Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet Revolver frontman Scott Weiland has been sentenced to three years probation in Pasadena, California, following a May arrest on two felony drug possession charges.

He will be required to continue counseling and rehab sessions, as well as submit to random drug testing. His sentence was handed down on Thursday.

Weiland, 35, was arrested during a routine traffic stop on May 17 in Burbank, California, after police allegedly spotted drug paraphernalia inside the car. He and the driver of the car, 29-year-old Jennifer Lynn Sires, were later charged with cocaine and heroin possession.

Similar drug charges sent Weiland to prison in 1999, after he repeatedly violated his probation and failed to complete a rehab program. "Scott is doing very well, thanks everybody for their support and is looking forward to making the Velvet Revolver album to be released early next year," according the artist's publicist.

notcasesensitive · 08-19-2003, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have no idea what OC is, but that is a great explanation. As for Dawson's Creek though, Dawson's freakishly enormous head was good for some unintentional comedy. He also forgot to mention Shannen Doherty's freakish asymmetric eyes and Jason Priestly's eyebrows and sideburns that looked like strategically placed furry rodents.

The OC - a troubled youth from the wrong side of the tracks, thrown into the criminal justice system, is taken home to Orange County by his rich, good-looking criminal defense attorney, who sees that the kid could be put straight with a little love and understanding.

Gag inducing?

Atticus Grinch · 08-19-2003, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Anyone besides me get sucked in last night? It was great re-living my childhood. Or am I showing my age on this one.

I cannot fathom why they wasted 10 minutes discussing the blatant drug references in "H.R. Pufnstuff" but couldn't put out the same effort for the Willy Wonka movie. I mean, geez.

They should just do the show with Hal Sparks, Mo Rocca, Michael Ian Black, and the bald white guy from ESPN. Everybody else has nothing to ass. The chick formerly on TDS is great eye candy --- she's the blonde Tina Fey --- but she's only about 60% funny, which isn't enough to make the cut.

Puft Daddy · 08-19-2003, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, no matter what they stick on her chest, she's still fuckable only from behind, and only after at least a six-pack.

Just turn the lights off already. No six-pack required, although it might not hurt.

Tori would be the Man-Ho equivalent of working at a sweatshop instead of a lifestyle firm. You got to suck it up, but if you can do it, you get the goodies.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 08-19-2003, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
He also forgot to mention Shannen Doherty's freakish asymmetric eyes and Jason Priestly's eyebrows and sideburns that looked like strategically placed furry rodents.

Give them a break. They were from Minnesota.

Atticus Grinch · 08-19-2003, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Give them a break. They were from Minnesota.

Agreed. Under the circumstances, we should give them a medal just for not being motherjumpin' huge.

NotFromHere · 08-19-2003, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jacki mrried O because he had a huge fucking cock.

I think they call it a yacht. Besides most of the Kennedy women marry money don't they? They don't marry the back-up dancers (like some women we know). Look at Maria the potential soon to be Mrs. California. And speaking of Maria, I saw her picture on the cover of this week's People (while I was in line at the supermarket last night) and she claims to be 47, and I know people who are 47, and if that picture was touched-up in any way, that woman is either waaay older, or that's 47 years of really hard living. Of course having a half dozen of Arnold's spawn probably sucked the life out of her.

08-19-2003, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Uh, the Kennedy fortune is not all that diluted. I don't believe any Kennedys are missing any meals, or cocktails.

And with the exception of Mrs. Ahnold - they all seem to have public interest (no pay) jobs. Gotta have some $$$ left in the till.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-19-2003, 02:00 PM

Has this been discussed already? I think she looks cute enough, but the dress does nothing for her, although the fashion police seem to disagree with me.
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashio...42,639,00.html
(britney pic)

NotFromHere · 08-19-2003, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Has this been discussed already? I think she looks cute enough, but the dress does nothing for her, although the fashion police seem to disagree with me.
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashio...42,639,00.html
(britney pic)

The cocktail waitresses at Caesar's Palace wear the same outfit! Only they make them wear their hair up.

andViolins · 08-19-2003, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
The cocktail waitresses at Caesar's Palace wear the same outfit! Only they make them wear their hair up.

I keep seeing her on t.v. asking me if I'm ready for her. Or football. Or her and football. And Aerosmith. Didn't we do that already during a superbowl half-time show? It wasn't so great the first time around.

I say bring back Up with People.

aV

purse junkie · 08-19-2003, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jacki mrried O because he had a huge fucking cock.

Which hardly makes up for the fact that he was a repulsive toad.

Please don't tell me you're a member of the League of Rich Fat Furry Ugly Bald Guys Who Truly Believe Women Are Physically Attracted To Them.

Atticus Grinch · 08-19-2003, 02:19 PM

While your wedding reception should reflect your personal family values, you might want to class it up a notch if your family values include going apeshit and getting arrested. Brides like this give Connecticut a bad name.

bridge of love · 08-19-2003, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
Which hardly makes up for the fact that he was a repulsive toad.

repulsive is relative; if your last crush's brains ended up in your lap, you can better deal with a toad going there next

str8outavannuys · 08-19-2003, 02:21 PM

Here's a link to a great story. Check out the mugshot of the bride! If I had tats like that, I might choose a different dress.

http://www.WTNH.com/Global/story.asp?s=1406853

str8 missin' the CT.