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08-19-2003, 03:48 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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When Threads Collide
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Sorry, I thought this was widely known.
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No need to apologize - I'm sure it is widely known. I'm just in the early stages of education on US medical insurance.
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08-19-2003, 03:49 PM
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
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Connecticut Weddings
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Originally posted by purse junkie
And the probable ass-tat with her groom's name on it is going to be really painful to remove after her inevitable divorce. Or I suppose she could just keep it and rack up names of exes on her butt like a scoreboard. Ah, romance!
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I knew a girl (friend would be a stretch) who hooked up with a carney when we were teenagers. She had his name tattoed on her leg, went on the road with the fair and came back alone and heartbroken a few weeks later. She spoke of having the tattoo removed or covered but in the end decided that it would be easiest to name her illegitimate child after its carney father and keep the tattoo.
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08-19-2003, 03:50 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Connecticut Weddings
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I knew a girl (friend would be a stretch) who hooked up with a carney when we were teenagers. She had his name tattoed on her leg, went on the road with the fair and came back alone and heartbroken a few weeks later. She spoke of having the tattoo removed or covered but in the end decided that it would be easiest to name her illegitimate child after its carney father and keep the tattoo.
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I'm more scared of carnies than Kramer is of clowns...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-19-2003, 03:51 PM
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Mecha-Bridezilla
while I am not sure what "for the dead" means with reference to flesh cutting, it sounds like anyone with plastic surgery is going to hell. Poor doomed religious hypocrite Ann Coulter. God, I saw her on Bill Maher the other night and she made some comment about abortions and adultery and not gong to church. Anyone buying that this party girl who uses the Right to make buck has never had an abortion?
(one to go, gotta save it)
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Originally posted by LessinSF
It just means you are going to hell, see Leviticus 19:28:
"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."
I'll bang you there.
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Edited to fix tag--RT
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08-19-2003, 03:52 PM
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anzianita grande
Join Date: May 2003
Location: ignorato nel angolo
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Mecha-Bridezilla
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
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I had two tattoos when I got married, though I didn't wear white for other reasons. Do tattoos = whore?
(I agree however that visible tattoos on women are far from TITS!!!!)
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oh, no in the year 2003 tattoed women can wear white. my impression here was that the two particular tattoos, and they way she choose to show them off (at 18) raised some questions about her judgement* that had me thinking she probably has taken other action where she should have passed on the white. matter of fact, given some of the stories recounted on this board lately, i don't believe I'd advise the groom to kiss her if I were the priest.
*recently saw a 50 year old biker chick with a tit-tat. tit-tats do not age well
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08-19-2003, 03:53 PM
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#19146
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Mecha-Bridezilla
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
??????
I had two tattoos when I got married, though I didn't wear white for other reasons. Do tattoos = whore?
(I agree however that visible tattoos on women are far from TITS!!!!)
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Same here and I wore white. As DebtSlave will tell you though, the wearing of white by the bride is a recent invention and (I think) has nothing to do with whether you are a whore or not. Anyone can wear it.
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08-19-2003, 03:53 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Connecticut Weddings
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I knew a girl (friend would be a stretch) who hooked up with a carney when we were teenagers. She had his name tattoed on her leg, went on the road with the fair and came back alone and heartbroken a few weeks later. She spoke of having the tattoo removed or covered but in the end decided that it would be easiest to name her illegitimate child after its carney father and keep the tattoo.
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And now the Lord hath wrought [his/her] vengence on the carney's soul --
http://www.theolympian.com/home/news...st/77820.shtml
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08-19-2003, 03:53 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Mecha-Bridezilla
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
(one to go, gotta save it)
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how did you manage 64000+ posts while we weren't looking?
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08-19-2003, 03:54 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
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You're safe
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Leagl, and other non-music-thieves, will not be prosecuted for de minimis (mis)use by the RIAA.
Yahoo!
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Yay! Not that this is relevant to me in any way however.
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08-19-2003, 03:55 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Mecha-Bridezilla
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Anyone buying that this party girl who uses the Right to make buck has never had an abortion?
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William Bennett will take that bet.
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08-19-2003, 03:58 PM
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
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Mecha-Bridezilla
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Originally posted by bridge of love
*recently saw a 50 year old biker chick with a tit-tat. tit-tats do not age well
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Two tats for the price of one. Early on it is a beautiful red rose with which to tempt the young lads to suckle at the teat of life. Later, a long-stem whose stem stretches to drink from the waters that flow from the rivers below her belly-button from whence life once flowed.
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08-19-2003, 04:01 PM
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anzianita grande
Join Date: May 2003
Location: ignorato nel angolo
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Mecha-Bridezilla
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Two tats for the price of one. Early on it is a beautiful red rose with which to tempt the young lads to suckle at the teat of life. Later, a long-stem whose stem stretches to drink from the waters that flow from the rivers below her belly-button from whence life once flowed.
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that's poetic, althought not having the visual image of the tat probably makes it easier to wax poetic.
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08-19-2003, 04:06 PM
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#19153
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Mecha-Bridezilla
Quote:
Originally posted by bridge of love
*recently saw a 50 year old biker chick with a tit-tat. tit-tats do not age well
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Neither do the ass tats. Of course, all tats tend to blur over time so I guess it doesn't help that the ass tats and tit tats tend to end up on the ladies who enlarge with age.
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08-19-2003, 04:07 PM
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#19154
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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Scott Weiland Clean and Sober
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Okay, maybe not, but he has managed to avoid jail time --
NEW YORK (Billboard) -- Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet Revolver frontman Scott Weiland has been sentenced to three years probation in Pasadena, California, following a May arrest on two felony drug possession charges.
He will be required to continue counseling and rehab sessions, as well as submit to random drug testing. His sentence was handed down on Thursday.
Weiland, 35, was arrested during a routine traffic stop on May 17 in Burbank, California, after police allegedly spotted drug paraphernalia inside the car. He and the driver of the car, 29-year-old Jennifer Lynn Sires, were later charged with cocaine and heroin possession.
Similar drug charges sent Weiland to prison in 1999, after he repeatedly violated his probation and failed to complete a rehab program. "Scott is doing very well, thanks everybody for their support and is looking forward to making the Velvet Revolver album to be released early next year," according the artist's publicist.
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What happened to the GNR album during which he felt the need, the need for speed?
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08-19-2003, 04:16 PM
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#19155
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Mecha-Bridezilla
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
no; slut.
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Bitch; please.
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