A sad, constant bid for attention

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
big tits?

Pencil erasers, but a great ass, before it withered from non-use because of the arthritis in her hip.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't disagree with you that it is hard to get places to leave mayo-type items off of sandwiches. However it seems that you need this to be all about you, when in fact it is all about me and my longing for my delicious veggie sandwich concoction.

Fine. All about you then. It amazes me, given the number and percentage of people in my circle of friends that do not like/eat mayonnaise-type products, that so many places still make their stuff with mayo slathered all over the place. Down with mayo!

(back to me - it is all about me - I made a tasty tuna salad last night using dijon mustard instead of mayo for the moisture element. I recommend.)

I love mayo. And mustard. But not tuna.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I love mayo. And mustard. But not tuna.

And my cat died about a month ago.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
We coexist quite well together. I have eaten prime rib with her and gone to the all-you-can-eat meat places on her birthday and she has eaten the veggie combo at Ethiopian places and lots and lots of paneer tikka masala with me. And, oh the multitude of shrimp plates we have consumed together. The stories I could tell... Crazy crazy stuff.

I think when we went to the all meat, all the time (also the site of the Meat Off competition) place, you were not yet veggie.

I don't have to have meat. And she doesn't have to have fish-that-is-not-shrimp. So we do fine.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And my cat died about a month ago.

That is very sad. And it's a story from your adulthood. So I think this is not in the spirit of flinty.

Unlike liking mayo and mustard, which are happy things.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That is very sad. And it's a story from your adulthood. So I think this is not in the spirit of flinty.

Unlike liking mayo and mustard, which are happy things.

My cat from childhood is dead, too.

eta: Boy, thanks a lot, flinty. You've really inspired a bunch of really depressing memories.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
My cat from childhood is dead, too.

eta: Boy, thanks a lot, flinty. You've really inspired a bunch of really depressing memories.

I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, your stories have made me feel a lot better. Giddy, even.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think when we went to the all meat, all the time (also the site of the Meat Off competition) place, you were not yet veggie.

I don't have to have meat. And she doesn't have to have fish-that-is-not-shrimp. So we do fine.

it sounds way more Texan than Cali, AND I didn't believe when she was saying there is a steak restaurant in SoCal w/o vegetable options. this bothers me becasue she seems so believable otherwise.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
eta: Boy, thanks a lot, flinty. You've really inspired a bunch of really depressing memories.

Depressing? I like a good shit.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
it sounds way more Texan than Cali, AND I didn't believe when she was saying there is a steak restaurant in SoCal w/o vegetable options. this bothers me becasue she seems so believable otherwise.

It was in Dallas, and has a salad bar. As does the very similar place that is very close to where I live here. I don't think there are any veggie entree options.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would never shit on the floor in front of my mom while sober.

I once said the same thing, but had to recant. Your mom was going to withhold the sex unless I did the shit thing. She's kinky like that, but of course I don't have to tell you......

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
We coexist quite well together. I have eaten prime rib with her and gone to the all-you-can-eat meat places on her birthday and she has eaten the veggie combo at Ethiopian places and lots and lots of paneer tikka masala with me. And, oh the multitude of shrimp plates we have consumed together. The stories I could tell... Crazy crazy stuff.

Query, does my name ever come up at any of these events?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I once said the same thing, but had to recant. Your mom was going to withhold the sex unless I did the shit thing. She's kinky like that, but of course I don't have to tell you......

my sole complaint about Roe v. Wade is that it came down about 5 or 6 years to late to free up his mom to do what we all agree would have been best.


edit: i mean this as constructive criticism

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Query, does my name ever come up at any of these events?

once their waiter was named Juan and fringey referred to him by name. would that count?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mr Malcontent
Why put in an appearance now? Why not? Fringey had a question I thought I could help with? Temporary lapse in judgment?

See, my neediness is good for inducing lurkers to post.

I'm a draw!