Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Sadly, I don't see Britney drinking bourbon & cokes with Lemmy any time soon, so Pony probably won't get the opportunity to get all MR on her.

Ollie (we need more Pony posts) Ramone

Wuss. jack isn't bourbon. Only whiskey from Kentucky is bourbon. And yes, I am finally figuring this board out.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Vulgarian.

"You're the vulgarian, you fuck."

- Otto

Edited: Cause I can't fucking type. Fucking prick.

[bridge of love]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Settle down, cranky. I'm just trying to get back on my game.

fuck the critics- you're an artist in this medium, you never lost it. all artists go through phases, and periods. you're simply in a subtle period. work through it and don't panic. someday, once they're able to see the body of work in perspective and get a sense of its quiet power, even the shallower people here will be saying "PLF's latest posts aren't as good as his summer 2003 work."


whatever you do don't get like penske and start doing "song posts." Christ, its like he never never heard of jumptheshark, you know when a "show" starts doing musicals its all downhill.

[bridge of love]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm in a random mood. Just a couple comments (and a question):

Hot stuff on the board today: Atticus calling Bridge of Love a motherf***ing punk. Swoon.

look, you're free to talk about what impresses you, but a number of us have been trying to keep Atticus "working clean" on his posts(- he doesn't need to resort to swearing), and I don't think this'll help

Not so hot stuff on the board today: Shape Shifter quoting Sally Field. WTF? That's just too weird.

And has anybody else ever wondered about Burt Reynolds? Loni, I get the allure, but Sally Field ..........?

didn't you ever listen to the clash? "i believe in this and its been tested by research, he who f's nuns will get to cum in church"

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bridge of love
fuck the critics- you're an artist in this medium, you never lost it. all artists go through phases, and periods. you're simply in a subtle period. work through it and don't panic. someday, once they're able to see the body of work in perspective and get a sense of its quiet power, even the shallower people here will be saying "PLF's posts aren't as good as his summer 2003 work."


whatever you do don't get like penske and start doing "song posts." Christ, its like he never never heard of jumptheshark, you know when a "show" starts doing musicals its all downhill.

True. All true. Always judge an artist my his best work. Even a great artist like Ben Affleck is entitled to a Daredevil.

Speaking of sharkjumping, I was watching old SATCs over the weekend - it was cute seeing SJP with a Yahoo magazine - and it occured to me that this show began its decline when Carrie decided to quit smoking. While there have been good, even great, episodes since then, this episode marks the point where the series stops being about sex and The City and starts being a tritish "relationships are hard" show. Sunday's installment, "A Woman's Right to Shoes," seemed less about SATC than a way to squeeze in a few mentions of Manolo's to try to convey hipness. And when you have to try, the shark has been jumped.

[ias_39]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Jacki mrried O because he had a huge fucking cock.

Maybe not, I thought he upholstered barstools for one of his yachts with whale scrotum because he was compensating.

[Adder]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I thought this was a great movie. Both of the Wonk sprogs loved it, and I found it incredibly entertaining.

On the other hand, Spy Kids 3D, which I saw this weekend, was so bad I wanted to kill myself just to get out of it early. Sly STallone playing four parts. Nuff said?

Sly is in that movie?? I didn't notice that in the add (not that I paid much attention). How sad is that for your career. You're in Spy Kids 3D and they leave you out of the ads.

Pirates was fun. Light and meaningless, but entertain, primarily because of Depp, who was outstanding.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by Puft Daddy
Heather the internet deep throat girl

Is it just me, or did no one else pic up on this reference? Heather from ideepthroat.com, you mean, right? She is hot and her oral skills are absurd.

[ias_39]

Any recommendations on reading financials in addition to these:

Martin Fridson & Fernando Alvarez, Financial Statement Analysis

Thornton O'Glove, Quality of Earnings

Howard Schilit, Financial Shenanigans

John Tracy, How to Read a Financial Report

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
My sister's closest friend from prep school, who is quite a stunner I assure you, dated one Prince Bandar of Saudi Arabia while in college with him at one of them private New England liberal arts schools. This guy had like five houses in the states alone, and each had its own BMW. He rented a loft in the city with this girl for the summer that belonged to a semifamous sculpter, apparently bc the family looked down on his cohabitating like that.

I went to school with this girl. I never met Bandar, but he was pretty well known around campus. He used to jet around in his white M3, pretty fancy (and impractical) wheels. The story was that he had an Acura NSX, but wrecked it, and ended up with the M3 instead. Tough life he had.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Vulgarian.

Bite me.

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by ias_39
Any recommendations on reading financials in addition to these:

Martin Fridson & Fernando Alvarez, Financial Statement Analysis

Thornton O'Glove, Quality of Earnings

Howard Schilit, Financial Shenanigans

John Tracy, How to Read a Financial Report

Believe it or not, the "For Dummies" series is pretty good.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If that is the logic, I must have gone to the ultimate party school.

I don't remember you from Lakehead! Which one were you? Ah, those Thunder Bay nights . . .

str(really did apply to Lakehead, but as a joke, because Ontario high schools FORCE you to apply to three colleges in Ontario . . . oh well at least it was free . . . )8

Originally posted by evenodds
I am disappointed that you failed to mention a friendly admin might delete said post, so she could make a better effort with #65535.

Even(just here to help)Odds

Concur. But like losing my virginity, I wanted to get it over with so I could move on to bigger and better things.

And I dont think I need the Bilmore number system. On reflection, I think it is a dispositive quality of lame posterdom.

And in other news, Who's the Gay? SPOILER



















I felt a certain amount of pleasure seeing that Joan Collins tricked us with the editing and that there was more than one straight mate amongst the six. THere had to be. And of course, by putting Sean against Franklin, they ensured a straight went to the last three. There was really no way either could be gay.

And now that Franklin is all but confirmed as a straight, I have decided that he should be my Ashton. Given that he was helping the poor on the family compound in Antigua, I must say we would be aperfect couple. So how do I stalk this guy?





BB4-












Yawn. Where is the suspense and intrigue? These people are just phoning it in. And why is Jee such a fucking moron? I thought all Asians were really smart? He took himself out of the veto comp? Had he tried to win, he would have had golden veto, and either allison or jun on the block. jack would vote to elimiate Justin, robert and jee whiz would vote to eliminate the bloated princesss macchiavellit in her head, and there would be a good chance the other pig woiuld have voted for Justin. This guy cant think two moves ahead. Instead, only Robert and Jee will remain from their little group and they are outnumbered.

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I'm not going to listen to the fucking Princeton Review on a matter of such importance to my children.

By comparison, Playboy's rankings are the gold standard and the stuff of urban legend --- literally, because the magazine has only ever published two such lists, and yet every school in the country has some cockamamie story about where it's listed, or why it isn't (the famed "we didn't include professionals, har har" joke, tailor made for admissions tour guides). There was one list in 1987, and by popular demand they issued a new list in 2002.

The infamous 1987 winner, Chico State, had plummeted to the #2 position in the fifteen intervening years, losing to ASU in the 2002 list.

A list that has Chico and ASU in the top two positions has far greater hallmarks of reliability than one that includes Washington & Lee in the top five. Name one person you know who drove all night for a party at W&L.

What party school list is complete without a mention of Groovy Uvee? I used to go there on weekends for the legendary action. Man those were good times. Maybe I should move to Portland or Burlington. How's the legal market there?