Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And in other news, Who's the Gay? SPOILER



















I felt a certain amount of pleasure seeing that Joan Collins tricked us with the editing and that there was more than one straight mate amongst the six. THere had to be. And of course, by putting Sean against Franklin, they ensured a straight went to the last three. There was really no way either could be gay.

And now that Franklin is all but confirmed as a straight, I have decided that he should be my Ashton. Given that he was helping the poor on the family compound in Antigua, I must say we would be aperfect couple. So how do I stalk this guy?

I would just look for one of his multitude of fan websites once the show is over. Or, if you are really so inclined, start your own! Maybe you'll luck out and www.iheartfranklin.com will still be available!

I still heart Wes, but Brian is also quite sweet. I would hook either of them up with a couple of my friends...

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Bug-Eyed Earl
That's a pretty major accusation and bet to make when you seem to know little of what goes on there.

I think there was one reported rape on campus in 2002. While there may have been others, it certainly would not have been more than at any other school.

Who wants to be the first one to tell the new guy to lighten the fuck up?

[flare up]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Who wants to be the first one to tell the new guy to lighten the fuck up?

Chill bro! Maybe the new guy is gonna be the first to tell yu to ligten the f*ck up! With the back o'his pimp hand!

[Bug-Eyed Earl]

Originally posted by flare up
Chill bro! Maybe the new guy is gonna be the first to tell yu to ligten the f*ck up! With the back o'his pimp hand!

Be still bitch.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Bug-Eyed Earl
That's a pretty major accusation and bet to make when you seem to know little of what goes on there.

I think there was one reported rape on campus in 2002. While there may have been others, it certainly would not have been more than at any other school.

Sounds like someone is a little defensive.

No means no, dude.

[flare up]

Originally posted by Bug-Eyed Earl
Be still bitch.

bitch please! dont' even go there.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Bug-Eyed Earl
Be still bitch.

See, this is exactly the type of attitude that got you in trouble down at W&L.

[Bug-Eyed Earl]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Sounds like someone is a little defensive.

No means no, dude.

Certainly, and clearly somebody in your family made the wrong decision to not say no quite enough.

Its OK, walk around with your chip all you want.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Bug-Eyed Earl
Certainly, and clearly somebody in your family made the wrong decision to not say no quite enough.

Its OK, walk around with your chip all you want.

Fucking amateurs...[yawn]

[Bug-Eyed Earl]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Sounds like someone is a little defensive.

No means no, dude.

I tell you again - be still. Or am I going to have to have coochie Paigow speak to you ad nauseum about mojitos and Baja Fresh.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Listen, you provincial P Diddy fuck, if you knew jack shit about the Patch, you would realize that Mojitos are actually almost passe here. There are two Cuban restaurants in downtown alone cranking out glasses of that minty swill by the thousands. Not only that, but you can now get Mojitos at pretty much every other restaurant or bar - I nearly slapped my friend for ordering one at a Thai restaurant. For fuck's sake, there is even a restaurant here called Mojito -- IN THE GOD DAMN SUBURBS. The only thing more pathetic than the occasional backwardness of the Patch is the clueless fuck who has his head so far up his ass that, when making fun of Minneapolis, he comes off looking like he is from the suburbs of Omaha.

seriously. where does someone named after a one hit wonder from 1997 get off dissing Minneapolis? The great city that gave us Soul Dancing and Runaway Train. And Prince and Kirby Puckett. Minneapolis is classic hip bc it was the new Seattle in the mid nineties but was under the radar about it. So it didnt get exploited like the real Seattle did. There wasnt a movie made about it with Kevin Bacon's wife and a spawn of chain coffee joints didnt splooge all over everyone's neighborhood as a result. It is the land of the Mary Tyler Moore theme park, sizzling music, hot blondes and homes for under 100K where you can raise your kids to be responsible citizens who would rather kayak than watch schlock telelvision.

And it has PLF who I will mate with and spawn a generation of Paigow Prettys. It is gonna be the new Palo Alto. Buy now.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Puft Daddy
Have you ever actually been to Anoka?

Maybe not, but I have spent a lot of time in Coon Rapids, drinking Mojitos at the Applebees.

[flare up]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Sounds like someone is a little defensive.

No means no, dude.

yes, a word you are adequately familiarized with, I'm so sure.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Kirby Puckett.

Now there's a guy who would like a party at W&L.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Who wants to be the first one to tell the new guy to lighten the fuck up?

Please, this is Penske's new PC , exclamation point and acronym free sock. He is varying the mileage, if you will.