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01-16-2004, 04:42 PM
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#1921
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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OMG
I am looking through my email, just scrolling down the (extremely long) list, and the phone rings. I look away, take the call, and as I finish I sort of see this flashing thing out of the corner of my eye. I look towards my computer and on my 21 inch monitor is this email with this really nasty porn flashing on and off.
I think my eyes are permanently damaged.
Oh, I should add, the call was from an investigator from the Pennsylvania Human Relations Commission who is helping me with a case on sexual harassment.
Timing is everything.
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01-16-2004, 04:50 PM
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#1922
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: doin' the backstroke
Posts: 23
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AoN
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
AoN, are there any male Texans on this board?
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You rang?
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01-16-2004, 04:57 PM
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#1923
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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AoN
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Originally posted by Apropos of Nothing
I dunno. And why are you asking me?
Apro...uh, speaking of me, I need an avatar. Any suggestions?
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01-16-2004, 04:59 PM
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#1924
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Poking Sebby
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sebastian_dangerfield
You dick. Now you've jammed that tune in my head for the next five hours.
But let me congratulate you on your excellent taste. that is the Pistols greatest tune ever.
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Ain't got nothing on the Stooges
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01-16-2004, 05:02 PM
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#1925
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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01-16-2004, 05:04 PM
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#1926
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
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So, what was that a picture of before your eyes were damaged?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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01-16-2004, 05:06 PM
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#1927
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
So, what was that a picture of before your eyes were damaged?
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I had forwarded some information on sausages. That couldn't be it, could it?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-16-2004, 05:07 PM
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#1928
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
So, what was that a picture of before your eyes were damaged?
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I believe it was a picture of the Space Needle from NFH's window last week.
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01-16-2004, 05:10 PM
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#1929
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I believe it was a picture of the Space Needle from NFH's window last week.
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It was a needlepoint I'd done of the following lyrics:
We're walking on sunshine
In the middle of the night
And it feels like I'm somewhere
Above the sky, I, I, I
Take my hand, close your eyes,
Say the sweet little things that make me cry
Catch my tears, with a kiss,
These special moments do exist
We can make it last forever, bay
Our love will stand the test of time
And in the middle of our world,
I'll be waiting for you to be all mine
Walking on sunshine, oh-oh....
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01-16-2004, 05:11 PM
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#1930
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
So, what was that a picture of before your eyes were damaged?
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It was a picture of me resizing the image provided by greedy.
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01-16-2004, 05:12 PM
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#1931
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It was a needlepoint I'd done of the following lyrics:
We're walking on sunshine
In the middle of the night
And it feels like I'm somewhere
Above the sky, I, I, I
Take my hand, close your eyes,
Say the sweet little things that make me cry
Catch my tears, with a kiss,
These special moments do exist
We can make it last forever, bay
Our love will stand the test of time
And in the middle of our world,
I'll be waiting for you to be all mine
Walking on sunshine, oh-oh....
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Fuck off, skank.
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01-16-2004, 05:12 PM
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#1932
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
It was a picture of me resizing the image provided by greedy.
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Funny, you don't look at all like I pictured you.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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01-16-2004, 05:20 PM
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#1933
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Funny, you don't look at all like I pictured you.
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I know, I ruined so many dreams today. I'm sorry.
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01-16-2004, 05:21 PM
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#1934
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
I know, I ruined so many dreams today. I'm sorry.
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We'll always have str8's avatar, though.
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01-16-2004, 05:24 PM
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#1935
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
I know, I ruined so many dreams today. I'm sorry.
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No need for apologies, I knew we'd always be somewhat less that "just friends". C'est la vie.
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