Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by spookyfish
You left for a few days? Funny, I hadn't noticed.

I'm going to ignore that comment, as I returned with a new haircut and no one has noticed. (not here, I mean IRL).

In reality TV news, if anyone is still watching, the Fab 5 tryouts will be aired tomorrow. This broadcast shows the other gays who tried out for the Fab 5 and their demo tapes.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Remember that stupid fucking fedex guy JRUSS socks?

I often wonder if other posters here are JRUSS, but the ultimate JRUSS detector has indicated to me that each of my speculations was incorrect.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by bilmore
Yes. Honduras.

Did it taste like chicken?

[sunnybunny]

I got pulled over in one of those police lines this weekend checking for expired country tax/inspeciton stickers. The inspection sticker on my pick up truck (on the windshield) had expired in DECEMBER and the inspection sticker on my trailer had expired in JANUARY. I walked away with only one ticket instead of two, due to acknowledging the fact that I'm a moron and my cute dog in the truck, but honestly, i didn't think it was possible to be drifting through life that unaware.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
In other news, Kevin Spacey appologizes for lying to the London Police.

LONDON — Kevin Spacey apologized for confusion arising from his report to police that he'd been mugged. The Oscar-winning actor made, then retracted, the complaint after a weekend encounter in a London park that left him dazed and bleeding.
Spacey told British Broadcasting Corp. radio Monday that the truth was less dramatic. He said he was walking his dog when a young man approached him with "some sob story about somebody needing to call their mother and could they use my phone.

"It was such a good con, that I actually dialed the number myself and when somebody answered I then finally handed (over) my phone, and this kid took off and I was so upset I ran after him."

Asked why he was walking his dog at 4:30 in the morning, Spacey said: "My doggy had to go!"

I'm sure the dog had jet lag or something and probably woke him up, but who talks to people at 4:30 in the morning?Spacey Kevin

The story sounds better than the truth: "I was cruising the park because I was horny and was the victim of rough trade."

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That won't be necessary if RT has sex in the shower with the hot backhoe guy.

Speaking of showers, RT, I believe you owe us a story about your sister's second date with birthday boy.

She reported that there was no inappropriate peeing on the second date, which was a lunch date on Saturday afternoon. She was very non-communicative about the details. If I didn't know better, I'd think she knew I was posting on an anonymous lawyer chat board about the details of her dating life. He did call her every single day between date one (pee request date) and date two (as far as I can tell, no pee request), and he "wants me to be his girlfriend." Sister immediately called another guy and asked him out for Saturday night. No peeing of note happened on Saturday night, per debrief over margaritas at Picos on Sunday afternoon.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Did it taste like chicken?

No. Like tapir, but more sloth-y.

[ABBAKiss]

Everytime I take this I end up overdosing and feeling creepy. I feel like I did when I was a little kid getting the gas at the dentist. The only problem is, I am still coughing and stuffed up on one side of my head (the other is clear and I feel high on my right side). Creepy.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by bilmore
Yes. Honduras.

What was it like? Forgive me for not saying so explicitly, but that's what I wanted to know.

And if you say "chicken," you're still going to have to do better to win BPOTD.

eta: stp, and that went for you, too, NFH

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Everytime I take this I end up overdosing and feeling creepy. I feel like I did when I was a little kid getting the gas at the dentist. The only problem is, I am still coughing and stuffed up on one side of my head (the other is clear and I feel high on my right side). Creepy.

I have found that Sudafed Severe Cold is the best over the coutner remedy to being sick and needing to work. Everyone who has taken it at my advise swears by it. Except I suggested it to Barely once and I don't recall whether she liked it or not. In any event, I suggest changing products.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Dualit
The story sounds better than the truth: "I was cruising the park because I was horny and was the victim of rough trade."

I realize that that this is a weird question, but has Spacey come out (yet)? I know very little about him, other than he is a really good actor, but it would not surprise me in the least if he were gay.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
What was it like? Forgive me for not saying so explicitly, but that's what I wanted to know.

And if you say "chicken," you're still going to have to do better to win BPOTD.

Ah.

Like nothing else, really. I had very little - it's like, here, eat this rattlesnake, just so you can say you've eaten rattlesnake.

If I had to characterize it, it tasted the way I would expect Rat to taste. Kind of gamey, wild-tasting, tough, but bland at the same time. Nothing bad about it, but it's something I would reserve for those days when the ATM didn't work.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by bilmore
No. Like tapir, but more sloth-y.

Hm. So you've had the tapir? Research shows (at the zoo) that the male tapir has an extremely long penile thingy. As long and as large as a typical human male forearm - is what I've been told. I have been to the zoo numerous times looking for said tapir, only to find that he is hiding.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Maybe they are trying to get Pringles featured on John Ratzenberger's new show Made in America. Anyone else seen this? He basically drives around the country in an RV doing 15 minute commercials for various products that are (you guessed it) made in America. I saw the Vermont Teddy Bear Company feature. I wanted to change the channel, but Mr Man was enthralled to learn how Teddy Bears were made. Great marketing for the featured companies, I guess. Previews for Rawlings and Fleer were both featured recently. And seems like a perfect gig for Cliffy.

Thanks a lot.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I realize that that this is a weird question, but has Spacey come out (yet)? I know very little about him, other than he is a really good actor, but it would not surprise me in the least if he were gay.

Officially? No. He's not out of the closet. There was an article in Esquire that outted him, and he said something like "my sexuality is my own business" when he was interviewed for that article. Everyone else that was represented by his publicist and agent boycotted doing interviews with Esquire for years afterwards, and Spacey has later stated that no, he is not gay. The article was fairly suggestive, and ever since then Spacey has been on the "in the closet" list with Tom Cruise, Helen Hunt, etc.