Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[reba]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I think we should bring back Sweaty Hairy Guy in Tighty Whiteys to drop some rohypnol in his mojito and rape him. That'll loosen that clenched sphincter. But only temporarily if enough lubricant and patience is applied.

MOtherjumpin' unbelieveable, this is so rife with irony on multiple levels that it just might inspire PLF to put down the phone and deliver something a notch above deadeningly unfunny. Or maybe not. And if its true that houses in Minnesota are going for over $100K, Applebees can keep its mojitos and Benny can have the state fair to himself. I can just picture him wiht that rediculous music in the background running from one deep fried junk food booth to the next. PUH-leeze.

[reba]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Does anyone else see the irony of someone posting on a "Phish Phan" site calling someone "white trash" and "druggy"?

not7y(hahahahaha)S

No. Can you explain it to us audioslave?

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
witty subject line . . . contribute to the discussion . . . SACFTPG . . .

Hmmmmm . . . of course . . . your unceasing stream of warbling witcisms.

I am sooooo humbled.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by evenodds
FLo$:

My current guilty pleasure: the OC.
But I am sure I am the only one watching.

Don't be so sure about that sister. Though I haven't yet watched last night's, so leave SPOILER SPACE.

My thoughts about BB4 (now that we've established that nobody cares): I'd guess Justin is going tonight, probably unanimously (the labrats have been smart enough to get on the same page with their voting this year, so that they don't stick out like nails to get hammered). I don't think Allison will mount much of a charge to save him, nor should she.

After tonight, unless Robert gets head of household, I think the new "alliance" of Allison and Jun are safe for one more week. The idea of three teams of two is pretty interesting. I think Erika/Jack would nominate Robert and Jee; I think that Jee would nominate Erika and Jack. I think Robert would nominate Jun and Erika, with his Jun Jihad. That leaves Allison pretty safe for now. She gets by one more week, and she seems a good bet for the "I'm going to take Allison to the finals because I'm pretty sure I can beat her."

FLO$ is unwatchable, but I keep watching. Why, god, why?

[Seven of Nine]

...than watching 20 flouncy secretary/bimbos bounce by your door at exactly 5:00 on their way out of the office on a beautifully sunny day?

...Must...not...decapitate...them...

....yet...

Seven


:die::flowers::flowers::bang:

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Seven of Nine

...than watching 20 flouncy secretary/bimbos bounce by your door at exactly 5:00 on their way out of the office on a beautifully sunny day?

...Must...not...decapitate...them...

....yet...

Seven


:die::flowers::flowers::bang:

Does "flouncy" mean "topless"?

I'm picturing it that way.

[MisterEbola]

Originally posted by Seven of Nine

...than watching 20 flouncy secretary/bimbos bounce by your door at exactly 5:00 on their way out of the office on a beautifully sunny day?

...Must...not...decapitate...them...

....yet...

Seven


:die::flowers::flowers::bang:

My god. Somebody went on a Smilie rampage

:smack:

Anyhow, we don't have that problem because 99% of our secretaries are old hags who could really compete for the "Mirror, mirror on the wall" crown.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by MisterEbola
My god. Somebody went on a Smilie rampage

This coming from a guy who's avatar is a motherjumpin' huge Smiley who looks like it's about to go on a rampage...

[MisterEbola]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
motherjumpin' huge

Now that's a phrase I haven't heard in a few months.

Ahhh.....brings back fond memories of the old place.

[Seven of Nine]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Does "flouncy" mean "topless"?

I'm picturing it that way.

Might as well be. Precious little is left to the imagination around here. Worse, when they bend over (and let me tell you, they seem to bend over all the time), it's a veritable smorgasborg of little fleshy hussie-tattoos proudly displayed for all the world to see. It's a bit like watching the rejects from the B-grade porn world in their "summer casual" attire.

And although just about all of them have little roses on their ankles, on the small of their backs, or between their belly button and their hip, one in particular has a *giant* cat on her shoulder with the text "Naughty Kitty" scrawled above it.

Grrr...Perhaps another smiley rampage is in order.

Seven

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Seven of Nine

Might as well be. Precious little is left to the imagination around here. Worse, when they bend over (and let me tell you, they seem to bend over all the time), it's a veritable smorgasborg of little fleshy hussie-tattoos proudly displayed for all the world to see. It's a bit like watching the rejects from the B-grade porn world in their "summer casual" attire.

And although just about all of them have little roses on their ankles, on the small of their backs, or between their belly button and their hip, one in particular has a *giant* cat on her shoulder with the text "Naughty Kitty" scrawled above it.

Grrr...Perhaps another smiley rampage is in order.

Seven

Why does this anger you? Perhaps you could dissipate your anger by getting a kitty tattoo of your own.

They really wear things that allow you to see stuff that is between the belly button and the hip?? Huh. This does not seem like work-appropriate attire.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They really wear things that allow you to see stuff that is between the belly button and the hip?? Huh. This does not seem like work-appropriate attire.

On the right person, nekkid is perfectly work-appropriate. I'm sending my resume off to the Borg this afternoon. Real live grade-B porn actresses right outside my door? I have to use the internet for that sort of thing 'round here.

[Seven of Nine]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why does this anger you?

Mostly because those whores get to go outside on a beautiful sunny day, while I have to sit here in my office getting screwed (by work, of course).

Perhaps you could dissipate your anger by getting a kitty tattoo of your own.

Dream on.
Too many objections to list.

They really wear things that allow you to see stuff that is between the belly button and the hip?? Huh. This does not seem like work-appropriate attire.

Yes they do. And yes, that's exactly my point. Oh, and also the fact that I'm jealous that they get to leave at 5:00 and enjoy the sun. Perhaps I should ask to be demoted..

What do the secretaries wear at your firms? Is mine the only one in town which employs harlots?

Seven

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Seven of Nine
Worse, when they bend over (and let me tell you, they seem to bend over all the time)

following the associates' lead?

where's BOHICA man gone too?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by reba
MOtherjumpin' unbelieveable, this is so rife with irony on multiple levels that it just might inspire PLF to put down the phone and deliver something a notch above deadeningly unfunny. Or maybe not. And if its true that houses in Minnesota are going for over $100K, Applebees can keep its mojitos and Benny can have the state fair to himself. I can just picture him wiht that rediculous music in the background running from one deep fried junk food booth to the next. PUH-leeze.

Trust me, Paigs, you're not fooling anyone with this sock. In fact, this sock has even stopped trying to not be like you. You might as well just change its moniker to "Paigow's sock."