Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why does this anger you? Perhaps you could dissipate your anger by getting a kitty tattoo of your own.

They really wear things that allow you to see stuff that is between the belly button and the hip?? Huh. This does not seem like work-appropriate attire.

And it is really quite pervy that you have observed such an intimate level of detail. I would say precious little is left to the imagination around *here*.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They really wear things that allow you to see stuff that is between the belly button and the hip?? Huh. This does not seem like work-appropriate attire.

It is appropriate, and encouraged, if you work at Sonny & Cher, LLP.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Seven of Nine
What do the secretaries wear at your firms? Is mine the only one in town which employs harlots?

I don't think you are in my town. I think my secretary has worn open-toed shoes a few times, but it didn't seem particularly risque.

If one of these women gets raped this evening, will you defend her attacker on the basis that b/c of the way she dressed, she was clearly a harlot asking for it?

Maybe aromatherapy? You seem very wound up.

[MisterEbola]

Originally posted by Seven of Nine

Mostly because those whores get to go outside on a beautiful sunny day, while I have to sit here in my office getting screwed (by work, of course).

Well, guess you're just a whore for the wrong person.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Seven of Nine

What do the secretaries wear at your firms? Is mine the only one in town which employs harlots?

IIRC, that's not on my firm's list of benefits... If it were, but for the allure of Mrs. Hand, the GP's would finally get their way because I'd never leave the office.

I wouldn't be WORKING, but...

[MisterEbola]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't think you are in my town. I think my secretary has worn open-toed shoes a few times, but it didn't seem particularly risque.

If one of these women gets raped this evening, will you defend her attacker on the basis that b/c of the way she dressed, she was clearly a harlot asking for it?

Maybe aromatherapy? You seem very wound up.

Acting too much like PLF in his dialoge with Bug-eyed this morning.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Seven of Nine


What do the secretaries wear at your firms? Is mine the only one in town which employs harlots?

Seven[/COLOR]

Not after one of them showed me the tattoo on her ass. And no, I didn't request to see it.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Seven of Nine
Mostly because those whores get to go outside on a beautiful sunny day, while I have to sit here in my office getting screwed (by work, of course).

Yes they do. And yes, that's exactly my point. Oh, and also the fact that I'm jealous that they get to leave at 5:00 and enjoy the sun. Perhaps I should ask to be demoted..

Seven

Perhaps it would make you feel better to order some dinner -- charged to the client, of course.

"Corporate bigwigs are forking over as much as $700 a head for dinner parties where guests are served sushi off a naked woman." http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,95241,00.html

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Seven of Nine


And although just about all of them have little roses on their ankles, on the small of their backs, or between their belly button and their hip, one in particular has a *giant* cat on her shoulder with the text "Naughty Kitty" scrawled above it.

"Hello Kitty. You're so pretty, just like this here Flower.
Show your lovely smile, you're the poster of the hour.
Hiya Kitten. Lost your mitten? Are your fingers cold?
Let me warm them with my petals, if I may be bold.
What's up Cat? Put on your Hat, the one that's red and white.
Bring Thing 1, Thing 2 along, we'll raise some hell tonight.
Greetings Feline, make a bee line to the nearest Nordstrom.
Buy yourself some shoes sublime, I know you can afford some.
Hi there Pussy, let's . . . um . . . oops.
Never mind."

- Author unknown

[evenodds]

I left a fantastic reality show off my list . . . American Choppers.

If you are not watching it on discovery, check out this article to see what you are missing:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...erican_chopper

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, what if somehow it were really important to the hypothetical Mr. benefit to be married by a Man of God (let's say Episcopalian, just for the hypo) but we got married on his parents' estate? We're not in a church, but there is a representative of God handy. And I think Episcopalians, unlike Unitarians, are supposed to believe in God and the divinity of Jesus and stuff.

The presence of an Episcopal priest has no impact whatsover on the behavior of those surrounding him or her. We are encouraged to refer to them by their first names, for chrissake. With rare exception, these priests are more jaded, debauched, and atheistic than BIGLAW lawyers. That is why I count more of them among my friends than I do lawyers.

But one's state of ordination is not the relevant question. If you're dealing with a Baptist or a Morman layperson, YMMV. Cover yourself if you see them wandering among the Hye rollers and profiteroles at the reception, but I see no purpose for such people to be at any respectable person's wedding in the first place.

Would 5 pm be late enough for the ceremony? What about 4:30?

Good society recognizes only two times of day: daytime, and after six. Wear your strapless gowns, if at all, after six.

In reality, my feeling is that for chrissakes, I will wear whatever I want (that is agreeable to Mr. benefit, and his parents I guess if it's that important to them) and just not invite you or DS.

Really. Do you also give legal advice based upon these "feelings" of which you speak? The Texas tuxedo was also originally based on such "feelings," and look at the world we're forced to live in now.

[SEC_Chick]

Anyone else watching the show about newlyweds Jessica Simpson and her oy band husband (Nick??? I sure ABBA will know).

Highlights from yesterday:

Jessica going on and on about how she's never had to clean up after herself, throwing the laundry over the balcony, and their pissy fight about moving the furniture into the guest room. Props to the husband for getting a u-haul and moving himself in. Props detracted for him thinking that $20/hr is high for a maid (not that I know, but it seems reasonable). He does seem fairly normal and down to earth, much more than she does, but given how he acted on the episode of Punk'd when her hick trailor trash relatives moved in, I will at least watch the first few episodes.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
Anyone else watching the show about newlyweds Jessica Simpson and her oy band husband (Nick??? I sure ABBA will know).

I didn't see the show but her husband is Nick Lachey, formerly of 98 degrees, now a solo act (though I couldn't tell you what he sings). He is way hot though. Somewhere hotter than Justin but less hot than Angelina.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The presence of an Episcopal priest has no impact whatsover on the behavior of those surrounding him or her. We are encouraged to refer to them by their first names, for chrissake. With rare exception, these priests are more jaded, debauched, and atheistic than BIGLAW lawyers. That is why I count more of them among my friends than I do lawyers.

But one's state of ordination is not the relevant question. If you're dealing with a Baptist or a Morman layperson, YMMV. Cover yourself if you see them wandering among the Hye rollers and profiteroles at the reception, but I see no purpose for such people to be at any respectable person's wedding in the first place.

I was saying that the Episcopalian (or Baptist, or Methodist) person was performing the ceremony, but the ceremony was not in a church. So is it a religious ceremony deserving of the respect of covered shoulders, or is it a non-religious ceremony to which I can wear my pretty dress?

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
[feelings; TX tuxedo]

I'm sure "feelings" also had to do with getting rid of corsets and lots of petticoats and stuff. And that's all good in my book.

Of course, you may be saying that the degree of offensiveness of the difference between my shoulders, bared, and my shoulders, covered is equivalent to the degree of offensiveness of the difference between a TX tuxedo and a regular tuxedo. In which case, just because I am a ho of some kind does not mean you can cease to be a gentleman, at least, not if you have any kind of self-respect.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"Hello Kitty. You're so pretty, just like this here Flower.
Show your lovely smile, you're the poster of the hour.
Hiya Kitten. Lost your mitten? Are your fingers cold?
Let me warm them with my petals, if I may be bold.
What's up Cat? Put on your Hat, the one that's red and white.
Bring Thing 1, Thing 2 along, we'll raise some hell tonight.
Greetings Feline, make a bee line to the nearest Nordstrom.
Buy yourself some shoes sublime, I know you can afford some.
Hi there Pussy, let's . . . um . . . oops.
Never mind."

- Author unknown

Now I'm beginning to question whether I ever really was, in fact, on my game, or whether I am just looking at the past with scotch-colored glasses.

On the bright side, confirmation that I have always phoned it in just means that the Age of Flower has yet to fully bloom. Those will be exciting times, and you simpletons will regret the unkind words you said about me.