It was the wrong thread

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Creepy. We discussed the folly of this tactic yesterday on the FB in your absence. No woman there could conceive of a way in which that tactic works out positively for you. Good luck with it though.

Waitaminute. Last night was Wednesday, aka Serbian dinner night! So I am guessing Spankity didnt get calendared into woman's scheudle? And now he is tracking her down at her work?

[rubbing my hands together with glee]. A real life stalking story from the POV of the stalker. I cannot believe my luck. Its like that Joyce Carol Oates book, but without the high literary value.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Spanky
Drumm roll.

So I show up and she gets all embarrased that I am there. I told her I had been waiting by the phone all week waiting for her call. She told me she didn't believe me. So I said what about tonight. And she said she couldn't.

Then I said I could just leave and stop harassing you. Right now I will just walk out of your life if you just give me the signal. I said I felt like I was making her uncormfortable and I didn't want to push her into something she didn't want to do. Really no problem I can just head out the door. And she said "Don't say that" like it was the most ridiculous thing I have ever said. She said she still wanted to get together at some point. I told her I had to leave but I will give you a call. Then she asked "why don't you stay?" and I said I have to leave because I don't want to bother you at work. Then she said thanks for stopping by like she really meant and I will see you later, like she really meant it.

I am now more confused than when I went in.

I said I would call her and she great and we will do something.

I left more confused than when I went in.

A lot of old world people are very strict as to dating protocal. You have seen Godfather II right?

have you considered calling her dad and seeing if he'll fix you two up for something chaparoned?

[Miss Crabtree]

Originally posted by Spanky
Drumm roll.

So I show up and she gets all embarrased that I am there. I told her I had been waiting by the phone all week waiting for her call. She told me she didn't believe me. So I said what about tonight. And she said she couldn't.

Then I said I could just leave and stop harassing you. Right now I will just walk out of your life if you just give me the signal. I said I felt like I was making her uncormfortable and I didn't want to push her into something she didn't want to do. Really no problem I can just head out the door. And she said "Don't say that" like it was the most ridiculous thing I have ever said. She said she still wanted to get together at some point. I told her I had to leave but I will give you a call. Then she asked "why don't you stay?" and I said I have to leave because I don't want to bother you at work. Then she said thanks for stopping by like she really meant and I will see you later, like she really meant it.

I am now more confused than when I went in.

I said I would call her and she great and we will do something.

I left more confused than when I went in.

Did you stop at the jeweler's on the way?

If you get something she'd wear every day, like a watch, they can install a GPS in it. This is for truly advanced stalkers.

Did you at any point see fear in her eyes?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Waitaminute. Last night was Wednesday, aka Serbian dinner night! So I am guessing Spankity didnt get calendared into woman's scheudle? And now he is tracking her down at her work?

[rubbing my hands together with glee]. A real life stalking story from the POV of the stalker. I cannot believe my luck. Its like that Joyce Carol Oates book, but without the high literary value.

I see him more as an Humbert Humbert for the online set.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I see him more as an Humbert Humbert for the online set.

Nah, HH lacked the mental midgetry and the serbian isnt THAT young.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Spanky
Drumm roll.

So I show up and she gets all embarrased that I am there. I told her I had been waiting by the phone all week waiting for her call. She told me she didn't believe me. So I said what about tonight. And she said she couldn't.

Then I said I could just leave and stop harassing you. Right now I will just walk out of your life if you just give me the signal. I said I felt like I was making her uncormfortable and I didn't want to push her into something she didn't want to do. Really no problem I can just head out the door. And she said "Don't say that" like it was the most ridiculous thing I have ever said. She said she still wanted to get together at some point. I told her I had to leave but I will give you a call. Then she asked "why don't you stay?" and I said I have to leave because I don't want to bother you at work. Then she said thanks for stopping by like she really meant and I will see you later, like she really meant it.

I am now more confused than when I went in.

I said I would call her and she great and we will do something.

I left more confused than when I went in.

Okay, this settles it. This is a work of fucking genius. I am now convinced that I have been the victim of an elaborate set up. I take my hat off and bow to the fucking master. Man, the planning, the foresight, the flawless execution of a plan to make me think that this crazy "Spanky" character actually existed--I bought it, hook, line and sinker. Amazing. You even hired an actor to portray you in person. Just beautiful.

I can't wait until your next performance.

Bravo.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's not into you, but didn't want to make you feel rejected.

You didn't really say "I will walk out of your life," did you? That's a little dramatic.

Dear Globes,

Your opinion is duly noted, but I'm afraid that as Woman, you are not truly aware of what Woman wants. Sure, you think you know. But you are typically wrong. And you give bad advice. It makes Woman feel special and wanted to have a guy she hasn't called back show up at her workplace. Her co-workers must be so jealous!

Please stick to talking about a subject that is more up your alley. Like knitting. Or recipes. You are also free to contribute to my Book Club discussions. As long as you aren't pushing self-help books. Leave the important mating rituals stuff to Man who has experience in these matters. A man who has dated crazy models needs no help in the relationship realm.

Sincerely,
Spankster



[Note how well this technique would work with Woman with low self esteem!]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Okay, this settles it. This is a work of fucking genius. I am now convinced that I have been the victim of an elaborate set up. I take my hat off and bow to the fucking master. Man, the planning, the foresight, the flawless execution of a plan to make me think that this crazy "Spanky" character actually existed--I bought it, hook, line and sinker. Amazing. You even hired an actor to portray you in person. Just beautiful.

I can't wait until your next performance.

Bravo.

Its very Chance/Chauncey. Peter Sellers would hve been perfect to portray Spanky. Maybe Anna Kournikova could play the Serb?

This happened yesterday, right? SO SPanky, have you called her again , yet?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Nah, HH lacked the mental midgetry and the serbian isnt THAT young.

I meant in the immune to social mores sort of way.

I now have the California BarBri lecturer in my head. the one who would tell all these Bar Exam horror stories and then after each one say to the class "Good Idea???"

For example: One woman saw an essay topic about landlord -tenant issues but she said she couldn't exactly recall the differences between tenants in common and tenants in the entirety, so she left all discussions of those issues out. Good Idea???

Here it would be: This guy couldn't get a woman to call him back or commit to any firm plans, so he showed up at her place of work and started flinging around ultimatums. Good Idea???

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A lot of old world people are very strict as to dating protocal. You have seen Godfather II right?

have you considered calling her dad and seeing if he'll fix you two up for something chaparoned?

that was Godfather I. Just fyi.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I meant in the immune to social mores sort of way.

I now have the California BarBri lecturer in my head. the one who would tell all these Bar Exam horror stories and then after each one say to the class "Good Idea???"

For example: One woman saw an essay topic about landlord -tenant issues but she said she couldn't exactly recall the differences between tenants in common and tenants in the entirety, so she left all discussions of those issues out. Good Idea???

Here it would be: This guy couldn't get a woman to call him back or commit to any firm plans, so he showed up at her place of work and started flinging around ultimatums. Good Idea???

If some chick showed up at my place of work, flinging ultimatums or not, I would freak the fuck out. Unless it was the right chick.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I meant in the immune to social mores sort of way.

I now have the California BarBri lecturer in my head. the one who would tell all these Bar Exam horror stories and then after each one say to the class "Good Idea???"

For example: One woman saw an essay topic about landlord -tenant issues but she said she couldn't exactly recall the differences between tenants in common and tenants in the entirety, so she left all discussions of those issues out. Good Idea???

Here it would be: This guy couldn't get a woman to call him back or commit to any firm plans, so he showed up at her place of work and started flinging around ultimatums. Good Idea???

So the Serbian would rather havea hamburger than a spankburger?

I don't remember that lady. Is the Romanette guy still doing the Con Law? I am so glad he gave me a word for (i) (ii) and (iii). I think I sound really smart when I say "romanette two" while people say "aye aye" after an awkward pause.

I now have the Bad Idea jeans commecial in my head.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If some chick showed up at my place of work, flinging ultimatums or not, I would freak the fuck out. Unless it was the right chick.

This is either the start of a horror movie or some soft core porn. It's just too big a crapshoot to know which, though.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If some chick showed up at my place of work, flinging ultimatums or not, I would freak the fuck out. Unless it was the right chick.

He would not have made it past security at my old workplace. Clearly, photo shoots are not as wary of strange men with a bouquet of flowers marching in to woo their woman.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So the Serbian would rather havea hamburger than a spankburger?

I don't remember that lady. Is the Romanette guy still doing the Con Law? I am so glad he gave me a word for (i) (ii) and (iii). I think I sound really smart when I say "romanette two" while people say "aye aye" after an awkward pause.

I now have the Bad Idea jeans commecial in my head.

It's a man. An old man. He did the Performance Exam Workshops and he is the only lecturer I remember very well at this point because "Good Idea???" became such a catch-phrase in our household.