It was the wrong thread

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Spanky
Your number thing didn't even work for my number and it is listed. I am going over to her work this afternoon.

Creepy. We discussed the folly of this tactic yesterday on the FB in your absence. No woman there could conceive of a way in which that tactic works out positively for you. Good luck with it though.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Creepy. We discussed the folly of this tactic yesterday on the FB in your absence. No woman there could conceive of a way in which that tactic works out positively for you. Good luck with it though.

Would your analysis change if Spanky had $100 bills taped to his body? What if he had the power to make credit problems disappear? Woman like?

[Belgrade Bimbo]

Originally posted by Spanky
Your number thing didn't even work for my number and it is listed. I am going over to her work this afternoon.

for love of god no! can no one help poor immigrant with crazy american lawyer stalker?

I can pay with many methods

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Would your analysis change if Spanky had $100 bills taped to his body? What if he had the power to make credit problems disappear? Woman like?

I don't trust Man to make credit problems go away. In my experience, Man makes credit problems exist in the first place. Man sucks.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Creepy. We discussed the folly of this tactic yesterday on the FB in your absence. No woman there could conceive of a way in which that tactic works out positively for you. Good luck with it though.

You are missing the concept of kavorka. The laws of logic do not apply.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't trust Man to make credit problems go away. In my experience, Man makes credit problems exist in the first place. Man sucks.

Yes, I agree with Woman, Man sucks. Monkey much nicer alternative, but need vaccination first.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Spanky
Your number thing didn't even work for my number and it is listed. I am going over to her work this afternoon.

So? What happened?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So? What happened?

He chased after her, squawking like a chicken. Haven't heard anything since then.

http://lawtalkers.com/forums/showthr...825#post198825

[Spanky]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So? What happened?

Drumm roll.

So I show up and she gets all embarrased that I am there. I told her I had been waiting by the phone all week waiting for her call. She told me she didn't believe me. So I said what about tonight. And she said she couldn't.

Then I said I could just leave and stop harassing you. Right now I will just walk out of your life if you just give me the signal. I said I felt like I was making her uncormfortable and I didn't want to push her into something she didn't want to do. Really no problem I can just head out the door. And she said "Don't say that" like it was the most ridiculous thing I have ever said. She said she still wanted to get together at some point. I told her I had to leave but I will give you a call. Then she asked "why don't you stay?" and I said I have to leave because I don't want to bother you at work. Then she said thanks for stopping by like she really meant and I will see you later, like she really meant it.

I am now more confused than when I went in.

I said I would call her and she great and we will do something.

I left more confused than when I went in.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Spanky
Drumm roll.

So I show up and she gets all embarrased that I am there. I told her I had been waiting by the phone all week waiting for her call. She told me she didn't believe me. So I said what about tonight. And she said she couldn't.

Then I said I could just leave and stop harassing you. Right now I will just walk out of your life if you just give me the signal. I said I felt like I was making her uncormfortable and I didn't want to push her into something she didn't want to do. Really no problem I can just head out the door. And she said "Don't say that" like it was the most ridiculous thing I have ever said. She said she still wanted to get together at some point. I told her I had to leave but I will give you a call. Then she asked "why don't you stay?" and I said I have to leave because I don't want to bother you at work. Then she said thanks for stopping by like she really meant and I will see you later, like she really meant it.

I am now more confused than when I went in.

I said I would call her and she great and we will do something.

I left more confused than when I went in.

She's not into you, but didn't want to make you feel rejected.

You didn't really say "I will walk out of your life," did you? That's a little dramatic.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's not into you, but didn't want to make you feel rejected.

2.

Spanky, if you want to know if she is into you after two no's to specific plans (if you think you have a shot at all), you have to leave the ball totally in her court. give her your number and see if she calls.

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Spanky:

Saw this article, and immediately thought you would benefit from it:

Math proves Woman like extravagant (but non-saleable) gift

Your offer to take woman to Serbian dinner was right on the money. Just need woman to agree to get in car.

You are really fucking funnyl.

Originally posted by Spanky
Your number thing didn't even work for my number and it is listed. I am going over to her work this afternoon.

Oh no he diiint. ANd if he did, please tell me he shaved the beard and cut off the mullet. The free time on a weekday with that look won't shout $$$ to woman.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Creepy. We discussed the folly of this tactic yesterday on the FB in your absence. No woman there could conceive of a way in which that tactic works out positively for you. Good luck with it though.

Waitaminute. Last night was Wednesday, aka Serbian dinner night! So I am guessing Spankity didnt get calendared into woman's scheudle? And now he is tracking her down at her work?

[rubbing my hands together with glee]. A real life stalking story from the POV of the stalker. I cannot believe my luck. Its like that Joyce Carol Oates book, but without the high literary value.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Spanky
Drumm roll.

So I show up and she gets all embarrased that I am there. I told her I had been waiting by the phone all week waiting for her call. She told me she didn't believe me. So I said what about tonight. And she said she couldn't.

Then I said I could just leave and stop harassing you. Right now I will just walk out of your life if you just give me the signal. I said I felt like I was making her uncormfortable and I didn't want to push her into something she didn't want to do. Really no problem I can just head out the door. And she said "Don't say that" like it was the most ridiculous thing I have ever said. She said she still wanted to get together at some point. I told her I had to leave but I will give you a call. Then she asked "why don't you stay?" and I said I have to leave because I don't want to bother you at work. Then she said thanks for stopping by like she really meant and I will see you later, like she really meant it.

I am now more confused than when I went in.

I said I would call her and she great and we will do something.

I left more confused than when I went in.

A lot of old world people are very strict as to dating protocal. You have seen Godfather II right?

have you considered calling her dad and seeing if he'll fix you two up for something chaparoned?