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05-09-2005, 05:43 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What didn't you understand? Lessapalooza was Lester's big SF GA outing that took place this weekend. Everyone says it was a smash. No pun. CT is short for Connecticut, the southernmost New England state. Anything else?
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I got the part that CT was short for Connecticut, a state right next to New York. Everything else eluded me, and actually, continues to. |
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05-09-2005, 05:44 PM
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#182
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its all the same after a certain point.
I don't need a jet.
Scratch that. If its Tori, yes, I need a jet. Paris I could hack sans aircraft...
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So for Tori you'd need a jet, but you'd pitch for $100k and catch for a million. How much to kiss her after she licked your assforest?
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05-09-2005, 05:47 PM
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#184
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Town in Brazil takes National Masturbation Month one step further (spree: news article)
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"We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage," Santolia said by telephone from Esperantina, 1,300 miles north of Rio de Janeiro.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-09-2005, 05:48 PM
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#185
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?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
To you and me it's the same. It probably drives Paris nuts that her net worth is pocket change to Tori. Isn't Paris only worth about $25 mm?
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I thought I saw on America's Next Top Model a picture of the cover of South African Elle magazine that said something along the lines of what life is like as the 580 million dollar heiress?
NFH- whats the intellignence on Brad and Angelina? In Touch is implying that they are no longer denying a romance and that Angie won't let him knock her up. Breaks my heart to hear she is a homewrecker. |
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05-09-2005, 05:50 PM
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#186
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I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Lessapalooza was Lester's big SF GA outing that took place this weekend. Everyone says it was a smash. No pun.
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It was okay, though slave and I are no longer on speaking terms again. Nothing big, but I think it was just too much, too soon. The wounds are still fresh and the nerves still tender. Ask before you borrow my razor again, okay big guy?
Where were you? Didn't you get your invite?
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05-09-2005, 05:50 PM
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#187
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I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I got the part that CT was short for Connecticut, a state right next to New York. Everything else eluded me, and actually, continues to.
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Well, lets ask Shifter, our resident dumbest, if he got it. Shifter? |
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05-09-2005, 05:53 PM
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#188
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I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, lets ask Shifter, our resident dumbest, if he got it. Shifter?
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Huh?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-09-2005, 05:54 PM
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#189
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I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It was okay, though slave and I are no longer on speaking terms again. Nothing big, but I think it was just too much, too soon. The wounds are still fresh and the nerves still tender. Ask before you borrow my razor again, okay big guy?
Where were you? Didn't you get your invite?
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and, ta da!!!, we hae a new dumbest. |
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05-09-2005, 05:57 PM
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#190
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
NFH- whats the intellignence on Brad and Angelina? In Touch is implying that they are no longer denying a romance and that Angie won't let him knock her up. Breaks my heart to hear she is a homewrecker.
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You and Mrs. Not Bob -- we saw some movie this weekend, and there was a trailer for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. My wife stated that she didn't want to see it because of her tender feelings toward Jennifer Anniston. (I know, I know -- she's nuts, but I love her.)
In other news, Angelina looks extremely fiiiine in the trailer. (I mean, sa-MO-kin hot. Jesus.) I'm not saying that I'd leave Jen for her, but I would be sorely tempted, and I didn't think that before this weekend. What is it about her? |
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05-09-2005, 05:58 PM
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#191
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
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Originally posted by Not Bob
You and Mrs. Not Bob -- we saw some movie this weekend, and there was a trailer for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. My wife stated that she didn't want to see it because of her tender feelings toward Jennifer Anniston. (I know, I know -- she's nuts, but I love her.)
In other news, Angelina looks extremely fiiiine in the trailer. (I mean, sa-MO-kin hot. Jesus.) I'm not saying that I'd leave Jen for her, but I would be sorely tempted, and I didn't think that before this weekend. What is it about her?
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I'm pretty fucking straight and I'd leave my spouse for her.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-09-2005, 06:00 PM
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#192
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
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Originally posted by Not Bob
In other news, Angelina looks extremely fiiiine in the trailer. (I mean, sa-MO-kin hot. Jesus.) I'm not saying that I'd leave Jen for her, but I would be sorely tempted, and I didn't think that before this weekend. What is it about her?
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I don't know. I keep asking people. I don't see it. She does nothing for me.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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05-09-2005, 06:02 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
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Originally posted by Not Bob
You and Mrs. Not Bob -- we saw some movie this weekend, and there was a trailer for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. My wife stated that she didn't want to see it because of her tender feelings toward Jennifer Anniston. (I know, I know -- she's nuts, but I love her.)
In other news, Angelina looks extremely fiiiine in the trailer. (I mean, sa-MO-kin hot. Jesus.) I'm not saying that I'd leave Jen for her, but I would be sorely tempted, and I didn't think that before this weekend. What is it about her?
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Angelina does not like to be monogamous. Why would anyone leave their spouse for her? She is an on-the-side type arrangement. |
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05-09-2005, 06:03 PM
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#194
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
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Originally posted by Not Bob
You and Mrs. Not Bob -- we saw some movie this weekend, and there was a trailer for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. My wife stated that she didn't want to see it because of her tender feelings toward Jennifer Anniston. (I know, I know -- she's nuts, but I love her.)
In other news, Angelina looks extremely fiiiine in the trailer. (I mean, sa-MO-kin hot. Jesus.) I'm not saying that I'd leave Jen for her, but I would be sorely tempted, and I didn't think that before this weekend. What is it about her?
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Beautiful + Crazy = men think she fucks good
Someone check my math. I think the results are different if you add in knives + kissing your brother. At least for some of you, at least.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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05-09-2005, 06:04 PM
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#195
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Angelina does not like to be monogamous. Why would anyone leave their spouse for her? She is an on-the-side type arrangement.
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Unless the spouse finds out. |
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