Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Actually, it ain't Kate Hudson. It's an anonymous Dutch barmaid wearing, of course, a traditional Scottish Glengarry hat. But thank you for playing.

{Cue PLF.}



Edited to add: Come to think of it, she looks like what might result if Kate Hudson banged the chick who plays Dawn from "The Office." In other words, Kate Hudson with EuroTeeth.

Since PLF cant be here at the moment, I thought I woiuld fill his void with this excerpt from an IM exchange.

p_l_flower: Thanks for playing
p_l_flower: Thanks for playing
p_l_flower: Thanks for playing
paigowprincess: what do I win?
p_l_flower: Lovely parting gifts
paigowprincess: turtle wax?
p_l_flower: A home board game of the show
paigowprincess: how about a home show of the board?
p_l_flower: That works, too
paigowprincess: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p_l_flower:

[Hank Chinaski]

School today just seems like such a waste of time. I mean we learned stuff on our own that they take days to "teach" today.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,103545,00.html

A high school teacher was suspended for a classroom experiment that caused several students to vomit after drinking large amounts of milk.

It was intended to show the body can handle only so much before a natural reaction occurs and the person vomits. Out of 42 students in two classes, at least five did just that.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,103545,00.html

We wouldn't have needed an "experiment." We could have simply extrapolated this from the time Bernadine Formicola congratulated the basketball team for the win at districts.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was going to ask if she was lactating or something and that had made her boobs huge, or if she'd gone to her mom's plastic surgeon.

Well, Kate Hudson's pregnant, and that has been known to produce ginormous boobs.

tm

[SlaveNoMore]

Bad_Rich_Chic
Actually, I think Kate Hudson is Jewish. I think her mother is.

wiggling fingers - hmm, slow on the trigger.

What does "flat-as-a-board" Kate Hudson have anything to do with this large-busomed-lass that clearly ain't her?

Confus-ed

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
dtb and I would be happy to pile on that person, but not in the way you are suggesting, which would not be Apropos, as your post is clearly a whiff.

The bliss would end when you all fought over the same sections of the Sunday Times the following morning.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone who could not tell by the ginormous boobs that the pictured girl was not Kate Hudson lacks the attention to detail that I expect from my lawyers. I want my retainer back.

For the record, I noted only that Goldie was Jewish and took no position on whether or not that was Kate Hudson.

Who is Kate Hudson?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
dtb and I would be happy to pile on that person, but not in the way you are suggesting, which would not be Apropos, as your post is clearly a whiff.

Unless you intended it to be a whiff, in which case, this post would be a whiff, but for this sentence. Even if it were a whiff, however, it would have value for its suggestion of a 3way with Atticus and dtb.

I think it was a whiff, but if y'all are having a 3-way tape it.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think it was a whiff, but if y'all are having a 3-way tape it.

Let me know if you need a good form of license agreement.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Plus hope springs eternal for the comeback!

On whose end?

TM

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Actually, I think Kate Hudson is Jewish. I think her mother is.

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Actually, it ain't Kate Hudson. It's an anonymous Dutch barmaid wearing, of course, a traditional Scottish Glengarry hat. But thank you for playing.

A double whiff. The awful shame.

Fu(hanging my head)gee

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
What does "flat-as-a-board" Kate Hudson have anything to do with this large-busomed-lass that clearly ain't her?

Confus-ed

I guess it's clear what I wasn't looking at in an attempt to identify her. Though I should have been tipped off by the fact that Kate Hudson usually does dress with some flair (if not style).

I guess I am just not exhibiting sufficient bi-curiosity.

BR( ) C

edited to add: yes, I whiff.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

In addition to. It has a little sensor that fits over the laser sensor on the cable box which changes the channels. There's a small delay, which is a pain in the ass, but you get used to it.

TM

Sometimes the sensors (known as blasters) don't change the channel properly and you wind up taping something other than what you were supposed to tape. This is the TiVo Tease. Its the fucking worst. You get home and see that your TiVo has listed last nite's Daily Show and sit back with a beer to watch the program, only to discover to your horrow that the blasters did not change the channel properly and you've actually taped a half hour of Home Shopping Network.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It seems to me that there are two possibilities w/r/t manlove. One is that he is actually playing the bongos, thus leaving his rear exposed for penetration. The second is that "bongos" is a euphamism* for balls, in which case he would be playing [with] your balls. But if you have another scenerio in mind, I will consider it.



*spelling timmies are free to correct me on the spelling, but I'm not looking it up

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I have occassionally said that but for the sex with men thing and the Judy Garland and Babs Streisand things, I could be gay. But. for. the. sex. Indeed. NTTAWWT.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone who could not tell by the ginormous boobs that the pictured girl was not Kate Hudson lacks the attention to detail that I expect from my lawyers. I want my retainer back.

Who cares who she is, she has great boobs. Lets just admire for that achievement.

In fact, better that she's not Kate Hudson, as I'd lay odds I'd have more of a chance with a busty notKateHudson than I would with KateHudson.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
On whose end?

TM

All my adoring fans you cranky bastard. You are just jealous you didn't get invited to PenskeFest2003!