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03-17-2004, 06:41 PM
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#1936
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Domestic Rants
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Timing is everything.
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I'm telling you, any self-respecting alien would stick by the original story.
Say that you know MR's wife's ass, and dammit, you DID like it.
(That'll keep him around for a while.)
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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03-17-2004, 06:41 PM
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#1937
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Dawn of the Dead
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I thought the Missus had killed you.
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In a sense - it was e.coli poisoning.
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Boogers!
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03-17-2004, 06:42 PM
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#1938
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Dawn of the Dead
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
In a sense - it was e.coli poisoning.
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Or methane gas.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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03-17-2004, 06:43 PM
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#1939
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Domestic Rants
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
well, that "joke" sort of fell flat, didn't it.
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Swing and a miss!
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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03-17-2004, 06:45 PM
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#1940
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Parade Day
Wow.
Green-clad stumbling drunks all over. Hundreds of them.
Bagpipes and kilts. Five big groups marching around and playing. On a "green" day. Makes me wonder where the orange shirts are.
Battling Irish rock-folk bands outside. Three of them. Equidistant. Very confusing.
Pretty woman ambling along, stumbles into my lap at the outdoor table, hands me her beer, giggles, says "I don't think I need this one anymore."
This is the traditional sign that spring is coming.
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03-17-2004, 06:45 PM
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#1941
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Domestic Rants
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Swing and a miss!
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ĦOle! |
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03-17-2004, 06:46 PM
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#1942
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Domestic Rants
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
ĦOle!
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Lena! |
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03-17-2004, 06:49 PM
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#1943
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Domestic Rants
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
I'm telling you, any self-respecting alien would stick by the original story.
Say that you know MR's wife's ass, and dammit, you DID like it.
(That'll keep him around for a while.)
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I liked it.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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03-17-2004, 06:50 PM
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#1944
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Long-overdue Reality Roundup
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LessinSF
Road Rules/Real World Challenge: The Real World deserves to lose for their stupidity in not setting up a way to get Coral and/or Leah off the team, and what is it with Mike and chicks? If you don't want drama, stop dating among the same pool on TV.
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Thank you for that clarification. |
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03-17-2004, 06:51 PM
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#1945
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Parade Day
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Makes me wonder where the orange shirts are.
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I wore one today. Apparently the people I work for are either not Irish or just particularly obtuse. Either way, I haven't drawn fire all day. I hate it when that happens.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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03-17-2004, 06:53 PM
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#1946
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Parade Day
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
I wore one today. Apparently the people I work for are either not Irish or just particularly obtuse. Either way, I haven't drawn fire all day. I hate it when that happens.
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Is it possible that they did all of their St Patrick's Daying on Saturday? |
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03-17-2004, 06:54 PM
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#1947
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Parade Day
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
I wore one today. Apparently the people I work for are either not Irish or just particularly obtuse. Either way, I haven't drawn fire all day. I hate it when that happens.
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Nice. Try some sheets on MLK Day if you want fire. |
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03-17-2004, 06:56 PM
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#1948
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Parade Day
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Nice. Try some sheets on MLK Day if you want fire.
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I wouldn't do that. It would be wrong.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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03-17-2004, 06:56 PM
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#1949
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Dawn of the Dead
Quote:
LessinSF
In a sense - it was e.coli poisoning.
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Not mad cow? |
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03-17-2004, 06:57 PM
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#1950
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Parade Day
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
I wouldn't do that. It would be wrong.
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Okay, I give up: How are those two sentences related? |
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