Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
To all you assholes who'll talk and talk about how you can't get out of a trap, here is wisdom. Swing exceptionally hard and smash downward into the sand about an inch to two inches behind the ball. There is no easier shot in golf, so learn this simple fucking swing and stop telling me your fucking trap stories.

I am about to do this, but I don't play golf. It's more a case of applying a sports metaphor to the workplace.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Wasn't it Carlin who observed that older white men like to play golf because it gives them an excuse to dress like pimps?

No. I said that.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am about to do this, but I don't play golf. It's more a case of applying a sports metaphor to the workplace.

Well, I'm all in favor of violent overreaction. Whatever you're doing, you have my full support.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. I said that.

Not that it matters, but credit varies.

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -- Tiger Woods

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Ren Hicks (Who?)

Etc., etc.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
blow me. I should post less- sure. So should one other poster we both know (if you get my drift). but I should filter the posts based upon value of the post- that was my point. Geezzz.

You're like a common man's ee cummings. Your shit just fucks with my head. Deconstructionalist. Fucked up.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Not that it matters, but credit varies.

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -- Tiger Woods

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Ren Hicks (Who?)

Etc., etc.

Sexist Fucks.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You're like a common man's ee cummings.

ee cummings is a common man's ee cummings.

[the Yule Sock]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Thanks to whomever recommended the Yule Sock xmas album. I picked it up over the weekend and enjoyed it.

Silent Board, oh so bored,
All is whiffed, hit fast forward
Found no virgin FBetties for Slave.
Holy Paigow smacked down that knave,
Post in flameproof peace.
Post in flameproof peace

Silent Board, oh so bored,
Admins quake at the sight,
Glories stream to Paigow from afar,
Shapeshifter sings alleluia;
Paigow the Saviour, is re-born!
Paigow the Saviour, is re-born!

Silent Board, oh so bored,
RP’s a Mod, at the mercy of Coltrane’s sword
Spinster lines age Fringe’s rolypoly face,
To match the dawn of an expanding waist
Paigow, Oldskooler by birth.
Paigow, Old Skooler by birth.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Sexist Fucks.

There is nothing less sexy than a woman dressed for golf.

Well, maybe there is... I live in a town full of decrepit old conservative women and nouveau riche young women who want to look like decrepit old conservative women. Over the weekend, I was forced to shop amongst these people for holiday presents for loved ones. Many of these women wore clothes that looked like they were going on a fucking fox hunt as depicted in a Polo catalogue. That look is sexy only if you're that ungodly hot Polo model and your top is undone below your immaculately placed perfectly round pert breasts. If you're the average weathered mom, even apporoaching MILF status, the sport jacket ain't enhancing your waning feminine charms.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
ee cummings is a common man's ee cummings.

i am

ashamedyoureally

p

honed that one in*

* I could be entirely wrong in stating that cummings used cheap construction tricks. But I'm not going to go back and do even a smidgen of research to find out. I'm just that reckless these days.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
ee cummings is a common man's ee cummings.

so sayeth ee
but
not
any common man

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What I really don't get is how much people can talk about golf. I've been on the receiving end of 45 minute hysterical golf stories several times. Good times, good times. Where's a nuclear holocaust when you need one...

To all you assholes who'll talk and talk about how you can't get out of a trap, here is wisdom. Swing exceptionally hard and smash downward into the sand about an inch to two inches behind the ball. There is no easier shot in golf, so learn this simple fucking swing and stop telling me your fucking trap stories.

All of my good golf stories end with someone (a) getting run over by a golf cart, (b) driving a golf cart into a pond, or (c) sneaking onto a golf course at 2 AM with glow-in-the-dark balls to play drunken golf (a/k/a the John Dale Invitational).

All three involve outrageous amounts of alcohol.

Are those okay?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There is nothing less sexy than a woman dressed for golf.

Hmm. I've been told that I look quite sexy when dressed in little khaki shorts (not the pleated kind), a tank top, and golf shoes, with my hair in a ponytail and a baseball cap on. But then, Mr Man is more into the sexy tomboy (aka girl next door)look than the VS lingerie model look.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
All of my good golf stories end with someone (a) getting run over by a golf cart, (b) driving a golf cart into a pond, or (c) sneaking onto a golf course at 2 AM with glow-in-the-dark balls to play drunken golf (a/k/a the John Dale Invitational).

All three involve outrageous amounts of alcohol.

Are those okay?

No. Those are fraternity stories.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. Those are fraternity stories.

Actually, these all happened in high school, when I played my best golf.