imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ironweed
Don't sweat it. Thurgreed is just exceptionally thin-skinned and insecure. I've heard it has a little (hint) something to do with his "National Endowment for the Arts," if you know what I mean. In fact, some say smaller and more shrivelled than even Wonk, but I find that difficult to believe.

Actually, he's freely admitted to being a pencil dick. He's made peace with the issue, as you did when you acknowledged yours was the size and texture of a shriveled raisin.

I have more dignity and self-respect, and simply point out that the size of one's pecker is hardly a proper subject for discussion with anybody other than the one whose mouth it occupies.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You bought him a watch?

That's not the worst of it. When he still didn't call, even after she splurged on his full-length fur coat . . . well, the rest is history.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are such a pervert.

true. but I was thinking that "fist used" meant beat up, so you must be an even bigger prev than I am. perv.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
true. but I was thinking that "fist used" meant beat up, so you must be an even bigger prev than I am. perv.

Oooooh, go hump a column.

I say this because by "prev" I am assuming you are calling me old.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm not sure about where you would buy it, but if you're insisting on Tag, buy the Monaco.

Not my taste. If my taste here were relevant, I'd prefer something like this.
But that price tag is recockulous. Damn you bnb, with your luxurious taste.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So you finally fucked Slave? Dude.

Chyna?

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I bought my Ebel here.
http://www.prestigetime.com
I was pretty happy with the transaction. And it looks like they carry Tags too.

I actually bought my tag (years ago) at Macy's Herald Square where it and all "fine jewelry" was on sale. quite a bargain. and its still looks as shiny and keeps as good time as the day I bought it.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I have more dignity and self-respect, and simply point out that the size of one's pecker is hardly a proper subject for discussion with anybody other than the one whose mouth it occupies.

Translation: I don't like to kiss and tell...but, check out my girlfriend:



Thurgreed(yeah, yeah, but is that really nudity requiring a spree warning?)Marshall

Originally posted by taxwonk
I have more dignity and self-respect, and simply point out that the size of one's pecker is hardly a proper subject for discussion with anybody other than the one whose mouth it occupies.

Yeah. Speaking of conversation, I heard Thurgreed's Momma can recite the entire Gettysburg Address while she's working on you, unless it gets caught between her gold fronts.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ironweed
Yeah. Speaking of conversation, I heard Thurgreed's Momma can recite the entire Gettysburg Address while she's working on you, unless it gets caught between her gold fronts.

Y'all should leave the poor guy alone. I mean, he calls it a pecker. Like it pecks away at things. Which basically means it resembles a hen's beak.

No wonder he's so fucked in the head. God. Maybe we should take up a therapy collection.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not my taste.

If my taste here were relevant, I'd prefer something like this


But that price tag is recockulous.

This is more my taste, although the price is recockulouser even than the Ebel. Fortunately, the right person died, so I got one purchased back when they were more reasonable.

http://www.prestigetime.com/item.php?item_id=3878

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I don't like to kiss and tell...but, check out my girlfriend:



Thurgreed(yeah, yeah, but is that really nudity requiring a spree warning?)Marshall

You were right; you really can pass. I owe you a ten-spot.

Originally posted by ironweed
That's not the worst of it. When he still didn't call, even after she splurged on his full-length fur coat . . . well, the rest is history.

Well, it worked for you when PlF didn't call you back. And besides, slave gets really cold. Luckily he has RP to keep him warm.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you wanted to buy a man's Tag Heuer watch in either DC or TCOTU, (1) should someone talk you out of it? and (2) if not, where would you look for price and selection (in either DC,NYC, or cyberspace)?

I know they're pricey, but it's a gift and the recipient likes Tags.

Ooooh! Ooooh! I know this one. I have a friend in the biz (that's what we insiders call it...), and she can get it wholesale. Just tell me which one you want and I'll find out the price.

I'm going shopping with her soon to go and select my post-bonus gift. (I already know what I want, I'm just going to get it at 25% below retail.)

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ironweed
Yeah. Speaking of conversation, I heard Thurgreed's Momma can recite the entire Gettysburg Address while she's working on you, unless it gets caught between her gold fronts.

I pay extra for it. Unless it gets caught.