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04-14-2005, 06:20 PM
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#1936
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Originally posted by taxwonk
That last bit about acting skills... That was irony, right?
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Yes. Arquette peaked as Willie's brother in Beautiful Girls.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-14-2005, 06:22 PM
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#1937
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Heh. One of the guys in my gym is horrified at the fact that his baby's momma is losing the pregnancy weight faster than he is.
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He should try breastfeeding. It helps.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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04-14-2005, 06:32 PM
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#1938
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Fashion Post!
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Originally posted by ironweed
Flower's little self-referential vortex of gloom
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Like this guy?
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delicious strawberry death!
Last edited by Sparklehorse; 04-14-2005 at 06:40 PM..
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04-14-2005, 06:49 PM
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#1939
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Fashion Post!
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Like this guy?
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Well, if the donkey was a poisonous cobra, spitting hateful venom at everyone around him (especially those who only want the best for him) and sinking his gleaming fangs into every hand of friendship that was ever misguidedly extended in his direction, and the honey pot wasn't a honey pot so much as a cauldron of hot and bitter bile regurgitated in spasm after spasm of petty envy and pathological self-loathing, then kinda like that, yeah. |
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04-14-2005, 06:51 PM
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#1940
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Fashion Post!
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Originally posted by ironweed
Well, if the donkey was a poisonous cobra, spitting hateful venom at everyone around him (especially those who only want the best for him) and sinking his gleaming fangs into every hand of friendship that was ever misguidedly extended in his direction, and the honey pot wasn't a honey pot so much as a cauldron of hot and bitter bile regurgitated in spasm after spasm of petty envy and pathological self-loathing, then kinda like that, yeah.
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Whoa. You guys dated?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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04-14-2005, 06:52 PM
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#1941
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Fashion Post!
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Originally posted by ironweed
Well, if the donkey was a poisonous cobra, spitting hateful venom at everyone around him (especially those who only want the best for him) and sinking his gleaming fangs into every hand of friendship that was ever misguidedly extended in his direction, and the honey pot wasn't a honey pot so much as a cauldron of hot and bitter bile regurgitated in spasm after spasm of petty envy and pathological self-loathing, then kinda like that, yeah.
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Just hope he never has kids- can you imagine if he were allowed to shape a mind and pass on his worldview? Not good.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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04-14-2005, 07:02 PM
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#1942
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Just hope he never has kids- can you imagine if he were allowed to shape a mind and pass on his worldview? Not good.
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What with all the unsollicited fellatio, there's not a lot left for procreation. Yet another reason to support "Blow Me for America"; fewer bitter, angry, hateful offspring.
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04-14-2005, 07:03 PM
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#1943
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Good news for Fats, bad news for str8
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04-14-2005, 07:05 PM
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#1944
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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scroll on, nothing to see
I lost this picture somewhere on the old board. I'm posting here for easy access should I need to use it again.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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04-14-2005, 07:07 PM
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#1945
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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scroll on, nothing to see
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I lost this picture somewhere on the old board. I'm posting here for easy access should I need to use it again.
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Is the one kitty saying to the other kitty, "Oh shit! I think I lost a contact lens."? |
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04-14-2005, 07:09 PM
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#1946
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Fashion Post!
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Whoa. You guys dated?
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I don't know if "dated" is the right word. All I heard is that something happened in a kitchen.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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04-14-2005, 07:25 PM
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#1947
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Got milk?
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: latched on
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
He should try breastfeeding. It helps.
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Can't hurt, unless you are lactose intolerant, but then again milksports don't require that you swallow. |
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04-14-2005, 07:29 PM
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#1948
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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Fashion Post!
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Originally posted by ironweed
cauldron of hot and bitter bile regurgitated in spasm after spasm of petty envy and pathological self-loathing
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Are we close to 5,000 posts yet?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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04-14-2005, 07:32 PM
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#1949
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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More on the Chili Finger
"Wendy's maintains the finger did not enter the food in its ingredients. It has offered a $50,000 reward in the case and was keeping open a hot line for tips, spokesman Denny Lynch said. "
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...wendy_s_finger
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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04-14-2005, 07:38 PM
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#1950
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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More on the Chili Finger
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"Wendy's maintains the finger did not enter the food in its ingredients. It has offered a $50,000 reward in the case and was keeping open a hot line for tips, spokesman Denny Lynch said. "
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...wendy_s_finger
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This is wrong of me, and I admit the wrongness, but I always get a little uneasy when I see the butcher with only one hand at the Whole Foods on Kirby. I can't help but wonder what happened to the other hand.
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