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[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes, but the guys at the Mens Wearhouse tell them that since this is a crappy cotton shirt, it's going to shrink 2 sizes when you wash it, so you better buy it big or choke yourself in a couple of weeks.

If you would just pay them more, they could go out and buy the Zegna and you wouldn't have to look at their pencil necks.

It's not a pay issue. Some people are just hopeless. I think sebby would be doing the pencil necks a favor if he emailed them a link to his post. But he's probably to selfish to do that.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You are collar-obsessed. What is the one type of collar that you deem to be workplace appropriate? I can never remember.

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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes, but the guys at the Mens Wearhouse tell them that since this is a crappy cotton shirt, it's going to shrink 2 sizes when you wash it, so you better buy it big or choke yourself in a couple of weeks.

If you would just pay them more, they could go out and buy the Zegna and you wouldn't have to look at their pencil necks.

Zegna won't fix that. Zegna collars hang low.

I wouldn't be caught dead in a Zegna dress shirt. The spread collars are American/Euro modified. I buy traditional English spreads from England. And they're not as expensive as the Zegna stuff.

Now, Borelli and Brioni... those are some nice shirts. I'd wear those mofified spreads. But I ain't spending $300+ for an off the rack shirt. And the collars on Turnbull & Assers suck.

That said, I have a Zegna suit made from some weird rayn/wool blend that I love. So fucking comfortable.

[dtb]

There is a dude on the desk who swears there is some race car driver (I think) whose name is Dick Trickle.

He says that no matter where the guy finishes in the race, the announcers on Sports Center never forget to mention him. (e.g., Jeff Gordon won the race, yadda yadda. Side note -- Dick Trickle finished 30th.)

Is this true?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's not a pay issue. Some people are just hopeless. I think sebby would be doing the pencil necks a favor if he emailed them a link to his post. But he's probably to selfish to do that.

I wrote about it elsewhere and got many scathing replies. You recall that.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
There is a dude on the desk who swears there is some race car driver (I think) whose name is Dick Trickle.

He says that no matter where the guy finishes in the race, the announcers on Sports Center never forget to mention him. (e.g., Jeff Gordon won the race, yadda yadda. Side note -- Dick Trickle finished 30th.)

Is this true?

Yez and yez.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yez and yez.

TM

Thanks, man. He just sent me this. How unfortunate (although I guess he's lucky because he always gets mentioned on Sports Center?)

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
Thanks, man. He just sent me this. How unfortunate (although I guess he's lucky because he always gets mentioned on Sports Center?)

Oh, yeah. I can see all the endorsement contracts flying his way now.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by dtb
There is a dude on the desk who swears there is some race car driver (I think) whose name is Dick Trickle.

He says that no matter where the guy finishes in the race, the announcers on Sports Center never forget to mention him. (e.g., Jeff Gordon won the race, yadda yadda. Side note -- Dick Trickle finished 30th.)

Is this true?

Yes and Yes.

ETA: STP.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by dtb
There is a dude on the desk who swears there is some race car driver (I think) whose name is Dick Trickle.

He says that no matter where the guy finishes in the race, the announcers on Sports Center never forget to mention him. (e.g., Jeff Gordon won the race, yadda yadda. Side note -- Dick Trickle finished 30th.)

Is this true?

If only this post were next to a sebby post about morning-sex-semen-crusties instead of collars.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by dtb
There is a dude on the desk who swears there is some race car driver (I think) whose name is Dick Trickle.

He says that no matter where the guy finishes in the race, the announcers on Sports Center never forget to mention him. (e.g., Jeff Gordon won the race, yadda yadda. Side note -- Dick Trickle finished 30th.)

Is this true?

Oui et oui.

eta: Doh!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Oh, yeah. I can see all the endorsement contracts flying his way now.

He's America's winningest driver, you know.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm not a big fan of whole milk. In Canada, whole milk is known as homo milk.

NTTAWWT.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


Oh, and the tab collar... it went out of style around the same time they discontinued the Edsel. Unless you're Rumsfeld, you can't wear it. Oh, and don't overdo the white collar on patterned shirt look. Its really an older man's look. It can be done, but it will date you, and make you look a bit pompous. Anything Dominick Dunne fancies should be off limits unless you're looking for some geriatric tail.

How about an ascot or a ruffled shirt? I favour both.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If only this post were next to a sebby post about morning-sex-semen-crusties instead of collars.

I may want to hire this Mr. Trickle to promote a pair of protective pants for the couture commando set.