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bridge of love · 08-21-2003, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Seven of Nine

Possibly, but have you ever tried to suck cock 8 hours a day? 2,400 hours per year? And what about all that pro-bono and administrative work? Heck, any number of Brobeck partners would have to put up 3,000+ "suckables" per year. That could give one a serious case of slackjaw, not to mention that it's just murder on the tonsils.

it wouldn't have been that big a deal, because the smart ones would know "to churn the file" as it were. "I know I've a towel around here, I just need to find it to use it for a knee pad..." crap like that to turn what should be 6.5 minutes and out, into .6 hours

Penske_Account · 08-21-2003, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Connect_the_Dots
Ahhh, Vanessa Del Rio. Show me someone who says 80s porn is a joke and I'll show you someone who has never seen Vanessa Del Rio in action.

Concur. 911 may be a joke but Vanessa Del Rio is as serious as an emergency, NPI. And if anyone questions that, I'm sure if she was to use her 5 inch clit to give you a good smack upside the head, NPI, you'd get religion real fast.

Amen!

Puft Daddy · 08-21-2003, 03:19 PM

According to TIME.com, not that this is news ...

"Their cover is blown: JENNIFER GARNER is dating MICHAEL VARTAN, who plays her CIA handler on the TV show Alias. Garner was married to Scott Foley, who starred in Felicity, until the two split up in April. But don't even think it: Garner and Vartan have been dating only a few weeks ... "

When reading this, it occurred to me that if I could pick any job title to put on my business cards (and no, GA didn't make the top 50), "HANDLER" would definitely be my top choice.

Doubly so if it involved "handling" Jennifer Garner.

P (although I may change my mind if the upcoming CBS series "The Handler" starring Joe Pantoliano sucks ass) D

Penske_Account · 08-21-2003, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
And yet you still owe me those lap dances from Scores - which was a bet from when? The Yankees/Mariners series from 1999.

not7y(talk is cheap...socks are cheaper)S

Which, to misuse a phrase, begs the question, why didn't we go to the nudie bar after the B-day bash last December? Considering that I had already dropped 5 Benjamins on a dinner that was a bare notch above a microwaved meal, not to mention another $50 on a horse and buggy ride around the Park, I would have gladly dropped some more benjis to see some betty drop some trou, so to speak*.

FWIW, fyi, there is always the Lusty Lady or Deja Vu here in Seattle.

*new acronym=STS!

SlaveNoMore · 08-21-2003, 03:23 PM

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Penske_Account
Which, to misuse a phrase, begs the question, why didn't we go to the nudie bar after the B-day bash last December?

In hindsight, I think it was because we both assumed the B-Day Girl would just get naked and dance around. As usual.

NTTAWWT

not7yS

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-21-2003, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Seven of Nine

Possibly, but have you ever tried to suck cock 8 hours a day?

Sting could do it.

NotFromHere · 08-21-2003, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Which, to misuse a phrase, begs the question, why didn't we go to the nudie bar after the B-day bash last December? Considering that I had already dropped 5 Benjamins on a dinner that was a bare notch above a microwaved meal, not to mention another $50 on a horse and buggy ride around the Park, I would have gladly dropped some more benjis to see some betty drop some trou, so to speak*.

FWIW, fyi, there is always the Lusty Lady or Deja Vu here in Seattle.

*new acronym=STS!

Don't forget LiveWires. I saw your picture on the website. FOAD*

*New acronym.

livewires

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 08-21-2003, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
*new acronym=STS!

BP.

(No, not British Petroleum.)

evenodds · 08-21-2003, 03:30 PM

*You People Are Pissing Me Off With The New Fucking Meaningless Acronyms.

Shape Shifter · 08-21-2003, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by Seven of Nine

Possibly, but have you ever tried to suck cock 8 hours a day? 2,400 hours per year? And what about all that pro-bono and administrative work? Heck, any number of Brobeck partners would have to put up 3,000+ "suckables" per year. That could give one a serious case of slackjaw, not to mention that it's just murder on the tonsils.

I don't think the problem was unwillingness on their part, it was more the shriveling client base. OSLT.

And fuck pro bono. The poor can suck their own dicks.

Penske_Account · 08-21-2003, 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
In hindsight, I think it was because we both assumed the B-Day Girl would just get naked and dance around. As usual.

NTTAWWT

not7yS

Or the Chick who called me swarthy, nttawwt. What a disappointment.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 08-21-2003, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And fuck pro bono. The poor can suck their own dicks.

A new motto for the Big Board (the board fka greedy associates).

Penske_Account · 08-21-2003, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by Seven of Nine

Possibly, but have you ever tried to suck cock 8 hours a day?

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sting could do it.

Big deal! 8 hours?! That's like a vacation day for Thurgreed's mamma.

Penske_Account · 08-21-2003, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
*You People Are Pissing Me Off With The New Fucking Meaningless Acronyms.

2.

edited to fix code. evenodds

notcasesensitive · 08-21-2003, 03:48 PM

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,...0.html?eol.tkr

[Discussion of lawsuits, fines so far in fatal RI fire]

I didn't hear at the time about the emergency exit door being installed to swing in the wrong direction. What a piece of work those owners are...