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Old 01-16-2004, 06:07 PM   #1951
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I'll tell my boyfriend you said so. Expect a basketball game challenge soon.

Ps. He is 6"11"
I thought we were just seeing each other, baby.

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Old 01-16-2004, 06:15 PM   #1952
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They stole it from us. Fuckin' cops.

I can imagine it first arose in the course of witness prep for a suppression hearing.

"Okay, that's when the suspect said you could search under the seat cushions, right?"

"Well, it's not so much what he said as his --- you know --- body language?"

"Why don't we go with 'He indicated I could search the vehicle'?"

"Um, yeah. He must have temporarily forgotten about those glassine bags of narcotics and cocaine when he indicated that to me."
On a related note, talk to any public defender to learn how "articulable suspicion" and other legal nonsense phrases have entered the vocabularies of our nation's police officers.
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:16 PM   #1953
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And you need a gerbil to go in and remove that large stick.
Rodent, please. I said No.

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Old 01-16-2004, 06:24 PM   #1954
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Look, you little gerbil, I said No.
If I may, "Rodent, please. I said No." would have been funnier.

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Old 01-16-2004, 06:43 PM   #1955
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If I may, "Rodent, please. I said No." would have been funnier.

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Skank, please. You just need help.
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:45 PM   #1956
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Rodent, please. I said No.
Remove that stick and you'll be saying Yes.
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:46 PM   #1957
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Remove that stick and you'll be saying Yes.
Such a sweet talker.
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:48 PM   #1958
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Skank, please. You just need help.
Such a sweet talker.
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:55 PM   #1959
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Skank, please. You just need help.
I don't know if this helps skanks, but others may find comfort form "What is Small, Anyway," a support group in Greenwich Village, which acts as a safe haven for gay men who have small penises, or feel as though they do.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ife_penis_dc_2
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Old 01-16-2004, 07:06 PM   #1960
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Anne Elk, your turn to rant

FIFA head calls for skimpier uniforms for women soccer players.
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Anne Elk, your turn to rant

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FIFA head calls for skimpier uniforms for women soccer players.
Why bother with the soccer? Why not just have 20 naked chicks running around on a field (the goalies wouldn't need to be naked)?
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Old 01-16-2004, 07:29 PM   #1962
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Why bother with the soccer? Why not just have 20 naked chicks running around on a field (the goalies wouldn't need to be naked)?
For that matter, why have them run?

And further, why have a field, when you can have a baby oil drizzled tarp?
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Old 01-16-2004, 07:46 PM   #1963
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FIFA head calls for skimpier uniforms for women soccer players.
Uhh, she seemed to get it off her chest a few hours back.
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Old 01-16-2004, 07:57 PM   #1964
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Why bother with the soccer? Why not just have 20 naked chicks running around on a field (the goalies wouldn't need to be naked)?
I had a mild rant here in response to Burger's original post. I'm in a better mood to rant since I had a fucking temp attorney give me a hard time. Hey bitch- be happy you're here making money. If you don't like the workroom you're in, I can arrange for you to be back out on the street with your tin cup. Kinda tough to pay down the loans that way ain't it? Now back to Seth....

Pig. In addition to his objectification of women, he is clearly out of touch with what is going on in the women's game. It is far too established to be sucked in by his gimick (didn't work in women's basketball).

Women are already wearing uniforms that are appropriately sized. We stopped wearing the over-sized men's uniforms back in the late '80's. The uniform is appropriate to the sport. Skirts, shorter shorts, skimpier tops are not appropriate. In soccer you use your entire body (with the exception of arms/hands unless you are the goalie). Blocking/trapping a ball kicked at up to 60 miles per hour hurts. Believe it or not, the bit of cloth is some protection. I'm not playing with any additional parts of my body exposed.

Why do they keep bringing up Brandi Chastain and the fact that she took off her shirt in the World Cup? Doesn't anybody watch the men's game? They are always taking off their shirts. No one says anything about that.

SS - there are 11 women per team, so it would be 22 women running around naked. Not.

Slave - we play in rain and mud, that's not good enough for you?

Personally, I think those NBA boys should stop wearing pajamas on the court. Let them go back to the shorty shorts, and tight fitting tops.
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Old 01-16-2004, 08:09 PM   #1965
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Personally, I think those NBA boys should stop wearing pajamas on the court. Let them go back to the shorty shorts, and tight fitting tops.
Or they could borrow unis from the Australian womens team.
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