It's all about me

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by mmm3587
BB5 Spoilers....

More - Reading the live feeds updates, there are some good fights/moronic moments to show, like last night's drunk fest. As for the twins coming into the house together, I think it is going to be close. The so-called Four Horsemen definitely have her on their radar now. Nokomis is going to use the Veto on herself, and Drew will likely put up Diane, although Adria/Natalie is a possibility, but Holly is probably gone either way. The key, then, becomes whether the Four Horsemen (plus Marvin) can keep HOH and keep picking away at the others.If someone else wins HOH, Jase and Scott will likely be nominated.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Did anyone see Catwoman? Was it as god-awful as the reviews?

Given that the coda of Ebert's review is "The director, whose name is Pitof, was probably issued with two names at birth and would be wise to use the other one on his next project," I'd have to say there's a decent chance the movie really is as bad as he's saying.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Given that the coda of Ebert's review is "The director, whose name is Pitof, was probably issued with two names at birth and would be wise to use the other one on his next project," I'd have to say there's a decent chance the movie really is as bad as he's saying.

Also, the Examiner liked it, which means it has to be a piece of shit.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I hope you were sneaking from theater to theater.

Of course. I can't remember the last time I didn't see more than one movie on a single ticket.

[Atticus Grinch]

A Michigan newspaper columnist is hosting a competition: Whomever can tell the saddest tale about getting a tattoo they now regret can get it removed for free by a local doctor. Stern's marking his calendar so he can claim in ten years that he thought of this first.

I gave my vote to Sandy Lopez, the young woman who got a clover on her ankle to express her pride in her Irish heritage. Except it turns out she's not Irish. She thought she was Sandy O'Pez?

Runner up: "I am now 31, and an intelligent, classy, Christian woman, except for my tattoo."

Before anyone jumps my ass and says I posted this because I'm judgmental about people who have tattoos, know this: I am judging you. You are bad and wrong. I will be laughing at you and your flabby tattooed ass 30 years in the future, except for Taxwonk, at whom I'm laughing now.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Of course. I can't remember the last time I didn't see more than one movie on a single ticket.

I wonder if you get reamed for stealing movie signals.

TM

[Atticus Grinch]

When your dentist pulls a syringe out of his lab coat and begins to inject a substance into your mouth that "smells like sperm," it's definitely time to worry. {Spree: clicking link may lead to a lifetime of very, very bad oral hygiene.}

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
When your dentist pulls a syringe out of his lab coat and begins to inject a substance into your mouth that "smells like sperm," it's definitely time to worry. {Spree: clicking link may lead to a lifetime of very, very bad oral hygiene.}

And to think you could have saved this until folks were eating lunch on the East Coast tomorrow.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
A Michigan newspaper columnist is hosting a competition: Whomever can tell the saddest tale about getting a tattoo they now regret can get it removed for free by a local doctor. Stern's marking his calendar so he can claim in ten years that he thought of this first.

I gave my vote to Sandy Lopez, the young woman who got a clover on her ankle to express her pride in her Irish heritage. Except it turns out she's not Irish. She thought she was Sandy O'Pez?

Runner up: "I am now 31, and an intelligent, classy, Christian woman, except for my tattoo."

Before anyone jumps my ass and says I posted this because I'm judgmental about people who have tattoos, know this: I am judging you. You are bad and wrong. I will be laughing at you and your flabby tattooed ass 30 years in the future, except for Taxwonk, at whom I'm laughing now.

I dunno. I kinda like the guy whose alternative is to chop off his finger.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
A Michigan newspaper columnist is hosting a competition: Whomever can tell the saddest tale about getting a tattoo they now regret can get it removed for free by a local doctor. Stern's marking his calendar so he can claim in ten years that he thought of this first.

I gave my vote to Sandy Lopez, the young woman who got a clover on her ankle to express her pride in her Irish heritage. Except it turns out she's not Irish. She thought she was Sandy O'Pez?

Runner up: "I am now 31, and an intelligent, classy, Christian woman, except for my tattoo."

Before anyone jumps my ass and says I posted this because I'm judgmental about people who have tattoos, know this: I am judging you. You are bad and wrong. I will be laughing at you and your flabby tattooed ass 30 years in the future, except for Taxwonk, at whom I'm laughing now.

I like this one.....

• From Nic Spoors of East Lansing:
  
  "It's been my dream since childhood to travel the world and be part of the U.S. Navy.
  
  "Earlier this year I went through the enlistment process and even though I scored well on the test and was in excellent physical condition I was rejected because of two tattoos on my forearm.
  
  "Soon afterward, I began the expensive process of tattoo removal. It cost me so much that I had to move into a cheaper apartment. In spite of my efforts I have seen no evidence of the ink fading.
  
  "Please help me; I would give anything to serve."

... but am wondering how this squares with the other article you posted about free plastic surgery.

(BTW, can this really be a disqualifying condition in Bush's Navy?)

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
When your dentist pulls a syringe out of his lab coat and begins to inject a substance into your mouth that "smells like sperm," it's definitely time to worry.

"The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one's preconceived ideas. In the event, one is always bewildered by their simplicity, their grandeur of design, and by that element of the bizarre which seems inherent in them."

---Jean Cocteau

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
"The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one's preconceived ideas. In the event, one is always bewildered by their simplicity, their grandeur of design, and by that element of the bizarre which seems inherent in them."

---Jean Cocteau

Dude. Good one.

[ltl/fb]

supposedly is Britney, but who knows:

http://www.vividblurry.com/mt-archives/000435.html

[robustpuppy]

Anybody else think this Cocteau dude is, like, a total downer?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Anybody else think this Cocteau dude is, like, a total downer?

Is opium really going to help with that?

Good morning, sunshine!