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01-27-2005, 04:51 PM
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#1951
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Location: Flyover land
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When All Else Fails
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I pay extra for [thurgreed's momma to recite the Gettysburg Address while she blows my white hen's beak pecker]. Unless it gets caught.
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01-27-2005, 04:52 PM
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#1952
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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When All Else Fails
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Y'all should leave the poor guy alone. I mean, he calls it a pecker. Like it pecks away at things. Which basically means it resembles a hen's beak.
No wonder he's so fucked in the head. God. Maybe we should take up a therapy collection.
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So you call hookers "therapy" too, huh?
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01-27-2005, 04:53 PM
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#1953
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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When All Else Fails
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's mighty white of you, boy.
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Racist fuck.
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01-27-2005, 04:54 PM
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#1954
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Watches
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Originally posted by taxwonk
This is more my taste, although the price is recockulouser even than the Ebel. Fortunately, the right person died, so I got one purchased back when they were more reasonable.
http://www.prestigetime.com/item.php?item_id=3878
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I want this Chopard. Who needs to die for that to happen?
http://www.prestigetime.com/item.php?item_id=4110 |
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01-27-2005, 04:55 PM
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#1955
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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polled.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I don't like to kiss and tell...but, check out my girlfriend:
Thurgreed(yeah, yeah, but is that really nudity requiring a spree warning?)Marshall
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Right. 'Cause I'm sure the consultant who just stopped by thought the naked midget on my screen was just research.
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01-27-2005, 04:55 PM
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#1956
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Location: Flyover land
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What kind of insurance do you have out on your husband? The kid? |
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01-27-2005, 04:56 PM
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#1957
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Watches
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I want this Chopard. Who needs to die for that to happen?
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Any good taste you have?
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01-27-2005, 04:57 PM
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#1958
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Watches
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
This is more my taste, although the price is recockulouser even than the Ebel. Fortunately, the right person died, so I got one purchased back when they were more reasonable.
http://www.prestigetime.com/item.php?item_id=3878
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You people have got to step it up if you're going to compete with me--I have the best watch. And it keeps better time than all of yours.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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01-27-2005, 04:57 PM
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#1959
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Watches
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Any good taste you have?
TM
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Jesus god, I just looked at it, and want to change my answer to this one. I'd rather have the $18k. |
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01-27-2005, 04:57 PM
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#1960
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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polled.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Right. 'Cause I'm sure the consultant who just stopped by thought the naked midget on my screen was just research.
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But it would have been okay if she had been turned a hair to the left?
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01-27-2005, 04:57 PM
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#1961
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Someone you'd at least send naked pictures of yourself.
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01-27-2005, 04:58 PM
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#1962
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Watches
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You people have got to step it up if you're going to compete with me--I have the best watch. And it keeps better time than all of yours.
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Send me that watch and I'll send you naked pictures of myself.
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01-27-2005, 05:02 PM
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#1963
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Watches
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Any good taste you have?
TM
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I live in South Florida, for crissakes. If it sparkles, I want it. |
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01-27-2005, 05:03 PM
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#1964
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Watches
That thing is fucking hideous. I guess gaudy is synonymous with brazen...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-27-2005, 05:04 PM
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#1965
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Watches
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Send me that watch and I'll send you naked pictures of myself.
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I can't decide whether or not that's an offer or a threat. In any event, the watch is on its way, please send the pictures to my private email account: ltl/fb@excite.com.
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