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04-14-2005, 07:41 PM
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More on the Chili Finger
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This is wrong of me, and I admit the wrongness, but I always get a little uneasy when I see the butcher with only one hand at the Whole Foods on Kirby. I can't help but wonder what happened to the other hand.
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You are probably OK if it looks healed and stuff.
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04-14-2005, 07:42 PM
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#1952
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More on the Chili Finger
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This is wrong of me, and I admit the wrongness, but I always get a little uneasy when I see the butcher with only one hand at the Whole Foods on Kirby. I can't help but wonder what happened to the other hand.
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04-14-2005, 07:46 PM
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#1953
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More on the Chili Finger
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This is wrong of me, and I admit the wrongness, but I always get a little uneasy when I see the butcher with only one hand at the Whole Foods on Kirby. I can't help but wonder what happened to the other hand.
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If Wendy's pays $50,000 just for the tips, imagine what they'd pay for an entire hand. He's probably loaded. Sounds like a good catch.
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04-14-2005, 07:57 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"Wendy's maintains the finger did not enter the food in its ingredients. It has offered a $50,000 reward in the case and was keeping open a hot line for tips, spokesman Denny Lynch said. "
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...wendy_s_finger
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Any kind of tips or only fingertips?
I'm relieved for Morgan Spurlock that the tip wasn't in any of his McDonald's food. I'm pretty sure that his self-imposed rules stated that he was required to consume all digits (animal or otherwise) included in his meals. |
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04-14-2005, 08:57 PM
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All the Boards are Nuts! Today!
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Any kind of tips or only fingertips?
I'm relieved for Morgan Spurlock that the tip wasn't in any of his McDonald's food. I'm pretty sure that his self-imposed rules stated that he was required to consume all digits (animal or otherwise) included in his meals.
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04-14-2005, 09:57 PM
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All the Boards are Nuts! Today!
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Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
Any Nuts!?!
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No
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04-14-2005, 11:47 PM
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More on the Chili Finger
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If Wendy's pays $50,000 just for the tips, imagine what they'd pay for an entire hand. He's probably loaded. Sounds like a good catch.
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Want phalange with that?
Oh and if you're in Morrocco, you might want to stay veggie for the next little bit-
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153558,00.html
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04-15-2005, 10:03 AM
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How to save the children?
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04-15-2005, 11:56 AM
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Shifty outed!
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Techie #2: Eating girl scouts?
Techie #1: Um, I was going to say, "eating girl scout cookies with milk".
Techie #2: Yeah, that's pretty good too.
Techie #1: You're a fucking sicko.
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04-15-2005, 11:59 AM
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What with all the unsollicited fellatio, there's not a lot left for procreation. Yet another reason to support "Blow Me for America"; fewer bitter, angry, hateful offspring.
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I'm confused. I thought it was the flower who was always getting his petals blown?
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04-15-2005, 12:00 PM
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More on the Chili Finger
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This is wrong of me, and I admit the wrongness, but I always get a little uneasy when I see the butcher with only one hand at the Whole Foods on Kirby. I can't help but wonder what happened to the other hand.
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Those bandsaws can be treacherous. And sharp.
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04-15-2005, 12:17 PM
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Actual Headlines from Yahoo
Am I reading a fake yahoo page?
Zoo Wants Chimpanzee to Stop Smoking
Whale-Dolphin Hybrid Has Baby Wholphin
Colorado Man Resuscitates Chicken
Or the Onion hack into yahoo's server?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-15-2005, 01:02 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Am I reading a fake yahoo page?
Zoo Wants Chimpanzee to Stop Smoking
Whale-Dolphin Hybrid Has Baby Wholphin
Colorado Man Resuscitates Chicken
Or the Onion hack into yahoo's server?
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No one knows who bilmore is anymore, or at least all the new people don't. Paigow- maybe you should chnage the award to the CotD?
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04-15-2005, 01:04 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
No one knows who bilmore is anymore, or at least all the new people don't. Paigow- maybe you should chnage the award to the CotD?
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I thought the BOTD was given to the corniest pun of the day?
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04-15-2005, 01:06 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought the BOTD was given to the corniest pun of the day?
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when you see smoke- paigow has decided. you'll know the decision but she does not give out the rationale.
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