Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
NotBob, did you fuck my wife?

Apparently you weren't copied on his office hiring guidelines.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So if you and TM hung out for, say, 3 hours, you'd probably be in the mood at some point? Alternatively, couldn't you just arrange to have coffee during one of the five guaranteed timeframes?

I don't drink coffee.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Because I know you all are interested, I managed to keep my vow very easily last night and this is why.

Date was not very attractive - tall, not ugly, but strange habit of making a weird face once in a while. Also did not look me in the eye.

Conversation was painful. I was doing most of the question-asking and carrying the conversation. Then, he asked me what I like to do on the weekends. So I said that most weekends these days I box for several hours on Saturday morning and he says:

"Boxing? Really? that's so vulgar. Women shouldn't box. Especially pretty women that look like Audrey Hepburn. It's so vulgar."

So I just stared at him thinking wtf. And I said that I didn't think it was vulgar at all, and it's a lot of fun, and I enjoy it a lot and I'm into it.

Awkward silence.

Then he says, "So, you're from Canada?" and I asked him if he had ever been there. And he said that he had been to Mont-Tremblant, but it was so cold that he stayed in the hottub most of the time.

And by then I couldn't take it any more, and although I'm generally very sympathetic to people who don't like cold weather, I was pissed, so I said "hmm. Well, I'd much rather be vulgar than a big pussy who can't take the cold."

Then I said I had to go feed my cat. And I gave him $ for my drink and left.

That's 37 min of my life I'll never get back.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Because I know you all are interested, I managed to keep my vow very easily last night and this is why.

Date was not very attractive - tall, not ugly, but strange habit of making a weird face once in a while. Also did not look me in the eye.

Conversation was painful. I was doing most of the question-asking and carrying the conversation. Then, he asked me what I like to do on the weekends. So I said that most weekends these days I box for several hours on Saturday morning and he says:

"Boxing? Really? that's so vulgar. Women shouldn't box. Especially pretty women that look like Audrey Hepburn. It's so vulgar."

So I just stared at him thinking wtf. And I said that I didn't think it was vulgar at all, and it's a lot of fun, and I enjoy it a lot and I'm into it.

Awkward silence.

Then he says, "So, you're from Canada?" and I asked him if he had ever been there. And he said that he had been to Mont-Tremblant, but it was so cold that he stayed in the hottub most of the time.

And by then I couldn't take it any more, and although I'm generally very sympathetic to people who don't like cold weather, I was pissed, so I said "hmm. Well, I'd much rather be vulgar than a big pussy who can't take the cold."

Then I said I had to go feed my cat. And I gave him $ for my drink and left.

That's 37 min of my life I'll never get back.

So, did you kick his ass?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by spookyfish
So, did you kick his ass?

If I ever see him again, I'll kick him in the head.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I was too busy sucking dick to study.

Sorry, bunny, but I find this hard to believe.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
NotBob, did you fuck my wife?

I don't know about NotBob, but I know I did. Now that I know she's had many luv-ahs, I think I'm going to sue her.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Because I know you all are interested, I managed to keep my vow very easily last night and this is why.

Date was not very attractive - tall, not ugly, but strange habit of making a weird face once in a while. Also did not look me in the eye.

Conversation was painful. I was doing most of the question-asking and carrying the conversation. Then, he asked me what I like to do on the weekends. So I said that most weekends these days I box for several hours on Saturday morning and he says:

"Boxing? Really? that's so vulgar. Women shouldn't box. Especially pretty women that look like Audrey Hepburn. It's so vulgar."

So I just stared at him thinking wtf. And I said that I didn't think it was vulgar at all, and it's a lot of fun, and I enjoy it a lot and I'm into it.

Awkward silence.

Then he says, "So, you're from Canada?" and I asked him if he had ever been there. And he said that he had been to Mont-Tremblant, but it was so cold that he stayed in the hottub most of the time.

And by then I couldn't take it any more, and although I'm generally very sympathetic to people who don't like cold weather, I was pissed, so I said "hmm. Well, I'd much rather be vulgar than a big pussy who can't take the cold."

Then I said I had to go feed my cat. And I gave him $ for my drink and left.

That's 37 min of my life I'll never get back.

I've been to Mont-Tremblant and went outside, but it was summer.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I've been to Mont-Tremblant and went outside, but it was summer.

I'd rather be vulgar than a big pussy who only visits a ski resort in the summer.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Of course I am. You think my wife would ever let me near her with a traight razor? I shake like Katherine Hepburn.

I don't think she's shaking much these days.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Yeah, but you haven't even met me and I think based on photos you've said I was sexy or hot or pretty or something...so I bet you'd fuck me if I kept my mouth shut...and I'd also bet you wouldn't fuck Paigow with or without her mouth shut.

This one, I don't find hard to believe.

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Because I know you all are interested, I managed to keep my vow very easily last night and this is why.

Date was not very attractive - tall, not ugly, but strange habit of making a weird face once in a while. Also did not look me in the eye.

Conversation was painful. I was doing most of the question-asking and carrying the conversation. Then, he asked me what I like to do on the weekends. So I said that most weekends these days I box for several hours on Saturday morning and he says:

"Boxing? Really? that's so vulgar. Women shouldn't box. Especially pretty women that look like Audrey Hepburn. It's so vulgar."

So I just stared at him thinking wtf. And I said that I didn't think it was vulgar at all, and it's a lot of fun, and I enjoy it a lot and I'm into it.

Awkward silence.

Then he says, "So, you're from Canada?" and I asked him if he had ever been there. And he said that he had been to Mont-Tremblant, but it was so cold that he stayed in the hottub most of the time.

And by then I couldn't take it any more, and although I'm generally very sympathetic to people who don't like cold weather, I was pissed, so I said "hmm. Well, I'd much rather be vulgar than a big pussy who can't take the cold."

Then I said I had to go feed my cat. And I gave him $ for my drink and left.

That's 37 min of my life I'll never get back.

It must have been the chipped nail polish.

Live and learn.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Women shouldn't box. Especially pretty women that look like Audrey Hepburn."

Yeah. Like dtb would ever box.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was pissed, so I said "hmm. Well, I'd much rather be vulgar than a big pussy who can't take the cold."

Then I said I had to go feed my cat. And I gave him $ for my drink and left.

You didn't feed your cat before you left for your date? That's just cruel.

And damn. I am impressed. That's some good shit.

TM

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If I ever see him again, I'll kick him in the head.

Which one?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
http://www.augusten.com/

the last few weeks I've been reading Augusten Burroughs. His early memoirs Running With Scissors is really good. He had a strange childhood, at least. Memoir of rehab Dry is less fun- perhaps because it hits close to home, but still a good read. Novel Sellevision light-fluff but pretty fun.

I've read Sellevision. I think they'er making it into a movie. I wasn't particularly blown away by it.