Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[leagleaze]

I have to tell you, that was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Long live the ghost in the jar!

[tax_hottie]

Doh, I forgot all about that. That was a long time ago. My medicine cabinets are no longer graced by the lovely HK. I'm 30 now for Chrissake.

Originally posted by LessinSF
It was your medicine cabinet.

Less (having to explain an inside joke to the insider may be my lamest post ever) inSF

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by tax_hottie
I'm 30 now for Chrissake.

sweet thirty, and never been douple-penetrated in a gangbang. Ah, to be young again.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I cannot believe I am saying this, but you're right.

It takes a big man to admit something like this and I feel enriched to have been in the presence of such a heroic act.....seriously......did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything, everything I wish I could be. Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle, for you are the wind beneath my wings.

Tonite, when I'm drinking my pisco sour and using my home dipilatory kit on my legs, I'll think of you (more than I usually do at such moments) and it will be a thought of gratitude. An attitude of gratitude, iyw, sts.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower although this may be a day late and a dollar short in a way that is both too little and too late

Did you mean an American dollar or a Canadian dollar?

[tmdiva]

Finally saw this last night for the first time. Did anyone think John Verdi, Port Authority Cop, looked a little like Robert Verdi, host of Surprise! by Design? Maybe it's just the bald-headed Italian thing. And that girlfriend really was beautiful, and her breasts indeed mesmerizing.




And here's the girlfriend, for good measure:



tm

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by tmdiva
And that girlfriend..... her breasts were indeed mesmerizing.

tm

Concur.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Most of the girl scout troops I know wised up, bought the cookies themselves and sold them outside of grocery stores. Much much easier way to make money than hitting up their parents' friends and colleagues.

They do that in my neighborhood too, but there are two people at work with daughters in Girl Scouts.

I had to sell stuff for band and choir from junior high on so I take pity on neighbor kids and try to buy something from any of them who stop at my house.

What I really hate are the teams of teens and 20ish people from out-of-state inner cities (hell, if you're going to send inner city kids to my house, at least send some local ones) that get dropped off in teams to sell magazines in a neighborhood. When they came to my house last summer, at first I thought it was to support a non-profit organization. One girl told me that her life goal was to have her own business. When I asked what kind of business she wanted, she told me that she wanted to get her own teams of people to be selling magazines for her. When she told me this was a business, I figured out some creep was making money off this. Boo hiss.

[ias_39]

Originally posted by LessinSF

sweet thirty, and never been douple-penetrated in a gangbang. Ah, to be young again.

So some time after you turned thirty.... Let me guess, silex and atticus.

[ias_39]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

Speaking of which, I could use some advice on removing vegetable oil from a silk sweater. I've already blotted, but what should I do when I get home? I plan to dunk it in a tub of water and ivory dish soap.

Take it to the dry cleaners.

And don't fuck with it -- your residue will be even worse than the oil.

[ltl/fb]

What is the deal with his teeth?

I have to say, despite all the Air Supply and stuff, really the song that's been going through my head since sometime yesterday is that Melissa Manchester song "You Should Hear How She Talks About You."

Don't know why. Maybe it will go through someone else's head now.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by LessinSF
sweet thirty, and never been douple-penetrated in a gangbang. Ah, to be young again.

Less, just for you, here's (yet) an(other) example of an embarrassing lack of email judgment by a lawyer:

Think Before You Click
Another associate -- this one a certain Patrick Smith at Clifford Chance -- meant to send a message to a friend at another firm in response to an email announcing drinks to mark his departure from the firm. Instead, he sent the following:

“Dude, [name of female] wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around.”

The Observer helpfully explains that the girl is thought to be a Japanese lawyer from a different firm and that "horse fat" is a penis reference.

Unfortunately, instead of simply replying to [friend Venn] King, Smith, making an error that will haunt him forever, clicked ‘reply to all’.

. . .

A spokesman for Clifford Chance confirmed to the Observer that [Smith] has been suspended.

Doh! Read the rest here from something called "Out-Law.com."

UPDATE: Or read the original from The Observer

Note that the outlaw.com site is the source of the "cock up" line.

[charlie the crocodile]

WoW~!

From today's New York Times:



IN nearly every American city or town, you can find people like Peter Jaquith. He is 67 and has $150 in his checking account. He lives on $1,100 a month in Social Security and a little help from family members. To make ends meet, he has worked as a deliveryman and a toilet cleaner.

It hasn't always been like this for Mr. Jaquith. In the 1980's, he was a partner at Lazard Frères, the elite investment bank, and the right-hand man of Felix Rohatyn, its legendary deal maker. At his peak, Mr. Jaquith was worth at least $20 million.

[ABBAKiss]

1. In planning your wedding, be sure you select a venue that can hold your guests. Your elderly relatives should not have to stand along the walls during the ceremony, and I should not have to sit on my husband's lap. Also, make sure that at least half your guests get programs. An entire row should not have to share one program.

2. Two words. Air conditioning. If you don't have it, cancel the wedding.

3. To the lovely lady in white, and her five sullen bridesmaids: tattoo coverage is key. Also, try not to walk like a farmer.

4. To the pastor: get the fucking names right you asshole. Also, why did you suggest a scripture from Jeremiah that basically says go home and start fucking because marriage = going forth and multiplying?

5. To the caterers: I'll make this as simple as possible. Red wine = warm. White wine = cold.

6. To the caterers part two: Consider taking the celery and carrots out of the plastic containers when serving. I've had better food, and better presentation, on a chartered airplane.

7. To the caterers part three: I'll simply ask the question and let you guys figure out what you did wrong. Why do I know what the sheet cake boxes looked like, how much it cost, and that someone connected with the wedding purchased enough pampers to use a huge diaper cardboard box as a container to carry the dessert into the reception?

8. To the best man: Learn what your purpose is. There is no reason why the *groom* (whom we know, but not well) should come up to me and my husband and ask us to pick up a couple kegs. What? Mr. Kiss and I actually carried the fucking kegs into the community center, until some other dude not connected with the wedding took over for me in my four inch heels. I question whether we will ever be paid back (deposits on kegs and taps can really add up, plus the fact that we bought two kegs) or whether we gave the gift of hangovers to all in attendance. Also, why were we able to simply go buy kegs and bring them in? Are the cops coming for us? I seem to recall paying way more than retail for alcohol for our reception because we couldn't simply hit a liquor store and do it ourselves.

9. A dollar dance is sketchy, but you can get away with it in some circles. However, do not do both a dollar dance AND ask your guests to circle the bride for a rousing round of "I Knew the Bride When She Used to Rock and Roll." One more thing: Is it typical for the Bride's dad to grab the butts of the female guests?

10. To the ones in charge of decorations: Do not start pulling down the tulle swaths from the walls (Using duct tape! Nice flash of silver!) while your guests are still there.

[juan, usmc]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
1. In planning your wedding, be sure you select a venue that can hold your guests. Your elderly relatives should not have to stand along the walls during the ceremony, and I should not have to sit on my husband's lap. Also, make sure that at least half your guests get programs. An entire row should not have to share one program.

2. Two words. Air conditioning. If you don't have it, cancel the wedding.

3. To the lovely lady in white, and her five sullen bridesmaids: tattoo coverage is key. Also, try not to walk like a farmer.

4. To the pastor: get the fucking names right you asshole. Also, why did you suggest a scripture from Jeremiah that basically says go home and start fucking because marriage = going forth and multiplying?

5. To the caterers: I'll make this as simple as possible. Red wine = warm. White wine = cold.

6. To the caterers part two: Consider taking the celery and carrots out of the plastic containers when serving. I've had better food, and better presentation, on a chartered airplane.

7. To the caterers part three: I'll simply ask the question and let you guys figure out what you did wrong. Why do I know what the sheet cake boxes looked like, how much it cost, and that someone connected with the wedding purchased enough pampers to use a huge diaper cardboard box as a container to carry the dessert into the reception?

8. To the best man: Learn what your purpose is. There is no reason why the *groom* (whom we know, but not well) should come up to me and my husband and ask us to pick up a couple kegs. What? Mr. Kiss and I actually carried the fucking kegs into the community center, until some other dude not connected with the wedding took over for me in my four inch heels. I question whether we will ever be paid back (deposits on kegs and taps can really add up, plus the fact that we bought two kegs) or whether we gave the gift of hangovers to all in attendance. Also, why were we able to simply go buy kegs and bring them in? Are the cops coming for us? I seem to recall paying way more than retail for alcohol for our reception because we couldn't simply hit a liquor store and do it ourselves.

9. A dollar dance is sketchy, but you can get away with it in some circles. However, do not do both a dollar dance AND ask your guests to circle the bride for a rousing round of "I Knew the Bride When She Used to Rock and Roll." One more thing: Is it typical for the Bride's dad to grab the butts of the female guests?

10. To the ones in charge of decorations: Do not start pulling down the tulle swaths from the walls (Using duct tape! Nice flash of silver!) while your guests are still there.

i havent posted here befroe, only infirmation.com. but there is a lot of talking about this bord and crticsism that it is pathetick. I'm not sure, but that wedding sounds pathetic. sorry.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by juan, usmc
i havent posted here befroe, only infirmation.com. but there is a lot of talking about this bord and crticsism that it is pathetick. I'm not sure, but that wedding sounds pathetic. sorry.

Well hey to you too!