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08-25-2003, 10:26 AM
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#19861
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anzianita grande
Join Date: May 2003
Location: ignorato nel angolo
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Helpful Tips For the Happy Couple
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Originally posted by MisterEbola
............ and any other activity that reaked of West Virginia weddings.
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GROUPS OF PEOPLE MR EBOLA HATES
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14- West Virginians |
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08-25-2003, 10:31 AM
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#19862
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rank subjugation jack
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Yes, my child loves Teletubbies...
Posts: 265
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Helpful Tips For the Happy Couple
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Originally posted by bridge of love
GROUPS OF PEOPLE MR EBOLA HATES
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14- West Virginians
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Hates, no. Scoffs at, maybe.
Have a fine morning, bridge of West Virginian love. |
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08-25-2003, 10:32 AM
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#19863
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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This subject line has nothing to do with the post
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No worse than PJ who has fucking Barry Manilow running through my head. I've already been taken to task today for singing "at the Copa, Copa Cabana, the hottest spot north of Havanna." Make it stop!!!!!
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I'm truly sorry. Try this instead.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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08-25-2003, 11:07 AM
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#19864
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Subject to Discipline
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Singing Rnold's campaign theme song
Posts: 55
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Helpful Tips For the Happy Couple
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Originally posted by MisterEbola
Have a fine morning, bridge of West Virginian love.
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Speaking of songs that run through your head all morning, it now appears that I will be stuck with "California Love" except for the substitution of West Virgina references.
West Virginia knows how to party, as it were. Argh. |
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08-25-2003, 11:11 AM
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#19865
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rank subjugation jack
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Yes, my child loves Teletubbies...
Posts: 265
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Male Guide For the Femme Side
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Originally posted by ias_39
I thought I'd share this bit of spam that's making the rounds:
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides.
Let it be.
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This makes me wonder why Father's day isn't in October or sometime like that. An ideal father's day for many would be being left alone in the TV room for 15 hours to watch every possible football game, uninterrupted, and with a case of brews nearby. Now that's showing love for papa. |
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08-25-2003, 11:26 AM
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#19866
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Drink More Pinot
They are finally figuring out the French Paradox w/r/t to health and aging. They have found chemicals in red wine that seem to delay the aging process in rodents from 30-50%.
"According to the Oxford Companion to Wine, Pinot Noir tends to have high levels of the chemical, while Cabernet Sauvignon has lower levels. "Wines produced in cooler regions or areas with greater disease pressure, such as Burgundy and New York, often have more resveratrol," the book says, whereas wines from drier climates like California or Australia have less.
Besides resveratrol, another class of chemical found to mimic caloric restriction is that of the flavones, found abundantly in olive oil, Dr. Howitz said. "
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ertainredwines |
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08-25-2003, 11:28 AM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Justification
"Dear Miss Manners:
When did it become against the "law" to wear pearls in the daytime? Is it okay to wear pearls to a big fancy luncheon?
Gentle Reader:
Wearing pearls day or night was illegal under periodic sumptuary laws in Venice and Florence between the 16th and 18th centuries, but Miss Manners understands that they have since been repealed. Pearls are now properly worn at any hour. Just don't let her catch you running around decked in diamonds before dusk. "
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2003Aug23.html
BR(bowing left, bowing right)C
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08-25-2003, 11:34 AM
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#19868
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Drink More Pinot
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Originally posted by evenodds
They are finally figuring out the French Paradox w/r/t to health and aging. They have found chemicals in red wine that seem to delay the aging process in rodents from 30-50%.
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If I remain pleasantly drunk, I guess I won't even notice that the damn rats are living longer. |
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08-25-2003, 11:35 AM
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#19869
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Drink More Pinot
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
They are finally figuring out the French Paradox w/r/t to health and aging. They have found chemicals in red wine that seem to delay the aging process in rodents from 30-50%.
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So...the french are rats? Cool. |
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08-25-2003, 11:42 AM
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#19870
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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This subject line has nothing to do with the post
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
No worse than PJ who has fucking Barry Manilow running through my head. I've already been taken to task today for singing "at the Copa, Copa Cabana, the hottest spot north of Havanna." Make it stop!!!!!
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The cure: "Monchichi, monchichi, oh so soft and cuddely" and if that doesn't work try "Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang" |
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08-25-2003, 11:50 AM
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#19872
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Wedding Question
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Originally posted by MisterEbola
Certain songs and things were explicitly banned from my wedding. Among them were the dollar dance, the funky chicken, the electric slide, and any other activity that reaked of West Virginia weddings.
On the other hand, the groomsmen did play "another one bites the dust" for your's truly...
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Uhh, not being from West Virginia and having never attended a wedding involving West Virginians, can you tell me what the dollar dance is?
Anne
I'll duck back behind my rock now.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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08-25-2003, 11:57 AM
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#19873
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Wedding Question
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Uhh, not being from West Virginia and having never attended a wedding involving West Virginians, can you tell me what the dollar dance is?
Anne
I'll duck back behind my rock now.
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I've seen it mostly among lower-income couples. Guests line up to "pay" the bride a dollar for a dance. The dollar is usually tucked into a little satin bag the bride wears on her wrist during this part of the reception.
Horribly tacky or a sensible tradition for young families for whom a couple hundred extra bucks can really make a difference?
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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08-25-2003, 12:04 PM
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#19874
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rank subjugation jack
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Yes, my child loves Teletubbies...
Posts: 265
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Wedding Question
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Originally posted by purse junkie
I've seen it mostly among lower-income couples. Guests line up to "pay" the bride a dollar for a dance. The dollar is usually tucked into a little satin bag the bride wears on her wrist during this part of the reception.
Horribly tacky or a sensible tradition for young families for whom a couple hundred extra bucks can really make a difference?
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I think that grooms do it as well.
Guess its the last time the bride and groom can whore themselves out to the masses before the wedding night.... |
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08-25-2003, 12:06 PM
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#19875
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Wedding Question
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Originally posted by purse junkie
I've seen it mostly among lower-income couples. Guests line up to "pay" the bride a dollar for a dance. The dollar is usually tucked into a little satin bag the bride wears on her wrist during this part of the reception.
Horribly tacky or a sensible tradition for young families for whom a couple hundred extra bucks can really make a difference?
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I've witnessed it at a wedding of a very wealthy family.
Albeit the wedding of a very wealthy southern Indiana family, NTTAWWT.
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