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[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fashion advice on pants from Pleated Little Flower? Unpossible!

What kind of collar are you wearing today?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Who are those 3 people with Less and Plate?

Funny. I actually thought the one dude looked like me too. The best I can do on the others would be Tax_Hottie, Reality_Bites, and Balt.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What kind of collar are you wearing today?

Roman collar. Kicks ass in motion court. You always get the win.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Funny. I actually thought the one dude looked like me too. The best I can do on the others would be Tax_Hottie, Reality_Bites, and Balt.

You have that bright of a smile?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Roman collar. Kicks ass in motion court. You always get the win.

Also leads to serious ass-tapping, I'm told. Mostly of the underage boy variety, but ass-tapping, still.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Roman collar. Kicks ass in motion court. You always get the win.

Yeah, but when you wear it to Orphans' Court . . .

eta: Doh! Ollie wins.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Roman collar. Kicks ass in motion court. You always get the win.

Good call. Although I thought guys who wear those usually like blow jobs.

eta: I wish I knew the French word for "Shit!!!"

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Yeah, but when you wear it to Orphans' Court . . .

eta: Doh! Ollie wins.

Only first in time. I like yours better.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
FWIW, the MFA in Boston has something called First Fridays. I've never been but the MFA site describes it as "sensational cocktails, a delicious tapas menu, fine art, a glorious Museum setting, and [live music]." Its reputation is for oodles of smart, attractive women and sparse pickings in the man department.

They have that in Philly as well. The “art” makes you wish Warhol had never been born, but the Chianti’s alright if you slog down a primer of four fingers of vodka before you start the tour. “This is a watercolor of Denise, my neighbor who’s very Cosmopolitan... She came here from New York. She sunbathes nude and doesn’t shave her armpits.”

I like to debate the meaning of "Piss Christ." Riveting:

"I think its a man grappling with the fact that his faith is a lie."

"Well... Sometimes, a crufix in an acrylic bucket of piss is just that. I mean, you could be hanging a crucifix on the wall, and your bathroom could be broken, and you could slip on the stepladder and it could fall into the bucket and... where's that chianti?"

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They have that in Philly as well. The “art” makes you wish Warhol had never been born, but the Chianti’s alright if you slog down a primer of four fingers of vodka before you start the tour. “This is a watercolor of Denise, my neighbor who’s very Cosmopolitan... She came here from New York. She sunbathes nude and doesn’t shave her armpits.”

I like to debate the meaning of "Piss Christ." Riveting:

"I think its a man grappling with the fact that his faith is a lie."

"Well... Sometimes, a crufix in an acrylic bucket of piss is just that. I mean, you could be hanging a crucifix on the wall, and your bathroom could be broken, and you could slip on the stepladder and it could fall into the bucket and... where's that chianti?"

You drink Chianti at art museum parties? I'm sure your spread collars go over big with the other patrons.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You drink Chianti at art museum parties? I'm sure your spread collars go over big with the other patrons.

I go bolo tie there, working the Santa Fe art guy bit...

"Well, you see, I deal in the most exotic turquoise available... they call it 'Desert Diamonds'..."

So I have to wash the pillowcases twice the next day... so what?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You drink Chianti at art museum parties? I'm sure your spread collars go over big with the other patrons.

I think I drank Bud Lite at the last one I attended. Some of that art looked pretty cool after I'd had a few.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I go bolo tie there, working the Santa Fe art guy bit...

"Well, you see, I deal in the most exotic turquoise avaliable..."

Do you pronounce turquoise as:
(a) tur-KWAAZ
(b) TUR-coyze
(c) [Other] _________ (fill in blank)


The answer to this has the potential to solve so many open questions.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think I drank Bud Lite at the last one I attended. Some of that art looked pretty cool after I'd had a few.

Next time, try the tea.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think I drank Bud Lite at the last one I attended. Some of that art looked pretty cool after I'd had a few.

Art looks better when you are sober and have to pee?