A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Well, I finally made it to the finals of the pie eating contest.

Congrats? Although I thought the first decade was just qualifying rounds - like Q-school in golf. Then it's tournaments week after week.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Congrats? Although I thought the first decade was just qualifying rounds - like Q-school in golf. Then it's tournaments week after week.

Thanks. I think you're right.

There goes my chance to pull an ncs and become someone interesting.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

There goes my chance to pull an ncs and become someone interesting.

goldencuffs?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

My sister just got married!

Her husband whisked her away on Saturday to Nicaragua for a surprise elopement, and the deed is done!

I've known about it for a few weeks now, and I helped him find a place she'd like. She adamantly did NOT want a wedding or to be involved in the planning. She just wanted to get married. And they didn't want anyone there, because then they'd have to deal with the politics of who was invited and who wasn't. He was in charge of putting the whole thing together. They had told family that they were going to do it by the end of the summer, before school starts for him (he's a professor), and they got a license at the courthouse here just to in case they needed a civil ceremony, but other than that, it was an open ended thing.

He told her on Friday night that she needed to be packed for the next morning. My dad and I put them on a plane on Saturday morning, and they were grinning like idiots. He took her here: http://www.jicarolodge.com/ and I just got the text that they got married this afternoon.


It's still a secret until they get back, but I'm so excited and needed somewhere to talk about it where no one they know will check.

YAY!

Congratulations!!!

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Well, I finally made it to the finals of the pie eating contest.

Congratulations!

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Thanks. I think you're right.

There goes my chance to pull an ncs and become someone interesting.

How does the pie taste?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Thanks. I think you're right.

There goes my chance to pull an ncs and become someone interesting.

you could always turn sidd and plot to fuck with associates' careers. he seems complacent in his hell.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Thanks. I think you're right.

There goes my chance to pull an ncs and become someone interesting.

It does have its downsides. For example, I now have very few opportunities to eat pie. Congrats, Coltrane!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Thanks. I think you're right.

I'd forgotten what may be an even better analogy:

http://youtu.be/X3ZcZ2h4Ths?t=1m52s

(forward to 1:52 if it's not automatic)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Adder

How does the pie taste?

I don't really know yet.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I don't really know yet.

How can you win a pie-eating contest and not know what the pie tastes like?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

How can you win a pie-eating contest and not know what the pie tastes like?

I don't even know what pie metaphor we are using anymore. I think what I've really accomplished is opening a door to a world of infinite pie metaphors.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I don't even know what pie metaphor we are using anymore. I think what I've really accomplished is opening a door to a world of infinite pie metaphors.

I though flower was implying you need to start doing unsolicited cunnilingus?

[Hank Chinaski]

http://www.latimes.com/business/tech...715-story.html

if my man wins this, I am going to sign up Hitler's relatives.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I though flower was implying you need to start doing unsolicited cunnilingus?

I tried that at the Pink Monkey and was told I would never be able to come back again for pie.