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11-19-2003, 07:23 PM
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#1996
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Even this, you sick bastard??
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That's better than a cold shower...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-19-2003, 07:23 PM
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#1997
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Viva Papa
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Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So who has the more effective cabal - Michael or the Pope?
The Pope's boys kept the scandal quiet for much longer, but Michael's boys did it despite much greater public scrutiny.
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When I become Pope, I'm cleaning house.
and with French Maids, to boot |
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11-19-2003, 07:25 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Poor Monica
According to CNN, Monica Lewinsky is not having much luck on the dating scene. Poor thing.
My favorite quote:
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"The one thing I don't do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence," she said. "I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!"
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I bet it's hard to give instructions when your mouth is full.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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11-19-2003, 07:33 PM
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#1999
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Poor Monica
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
My favorite quote:
"The one thing I don't do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence," she said. "I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!"
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It's too bad Monica didn't actually become a lawyer; it sure would be fun if she posted here. I wonder if she realizes what she's doing when she says things like, "the one thing I don't do well ..." |
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11-19-2003, 07:35 PM
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#2000
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Poor Monica
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
According to CNN, Monica Lewinsky is not having much luck on the dating scene. Poor thing.
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Anybody wanna chip in to send an eligible NY GA out with her? I'm in.
My guess is it's the "Do what I say!" part guys are having a problem with, or the fact that she's fugly... On the plus side, we know she puts out.
Edited to add: 2K and I wasn't even trying...
Last edited by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand; 11-19-2003 at 07:44 PM..
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11-19-2003, 07:42 PM
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#2001
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Queer to Queer networking
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Inbreeding among reality TV show stars is not uncommon, and the reality TV shows on Bravo seem to offer no exception.
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Meanwhile, Eddie "Kyan" Douglas was spotted being lovey with Queer as Folk's Robert Gant in late September.
This makes me long for the days when Hollywood royalty would enter loveless marriages to starlet beards provided by the studio bosses, and engage in secretly torrid homosexual affairs with discreet cabana boys and camera-whore Baptist ministers from Kansas.
As it is, Bravo is owned by NBC and ultimately General Electric. Showtime is owned by Viacom, which also owns CBS. I'm not sure what this means, but I have confidence it's all according to Shape Shifter's plan. |
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11-19-2003, 07:47 PM
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#2002
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Evil Petting Zoo
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Atticus Grinch
As it is, Bravo is owned by NBC and ultimately General Electric.
Showtime is owned by Viacom, which also owns CBS.
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Aren't both of those now owned by Starbucks? |
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11-19-2003, 07:50 PM
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#2003
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Bitch please. Men, if you get hardons from this, you should be ashamed of yourselves/
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Yes and yes. I am a dirty dirty reptile. Is she 14 or over?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-19-2003, 07:50 PM
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#2004
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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James and Jai?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Also tonight is apparently the finale of Bachelor Bob. Is anyone watching this?
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While I am no fan of reality TV, no offence to Less....or Paigow, if I get out of here, which I won't, I would watch it. I have fond memories of Kelly Jo's family, so what the hell, I'd give them my ratings boost.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-19-2003, 07:52 PM
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#2005
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Kids' sex
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
How is it possible that a guy never has an orgarm unti lthey were sixteen? What about the Judy Blume wet dreams? You never woke up in a sea of splooge? You must be some kinf of convent raised catholic girlboy to not have ever wacked off, fine. but the wet dreams? are those even controllable?
I dont get you.
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I had dreams about women and having sex with them, I just never had orgasms. And, to this day, I've never had a orgasm from an erotic dream. Are there really guys out there who, as adults, are such easy ejaculators that they can just squirt one off while sleeping without anything being in a mouth or a vagina or a hand?
Anyway, I was just kind of physically underdeveloped when I was younger, so I guess I wasn't getting all hot and bothered at the same time other guys were. I kept growing until I was 20, so maybe my parents actually started me in school when I was four or something and just lied about my age.
Fear not, for since that first experience, there has been plenty stabbing from behind and related activity of all types. |
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11-19-2003, 07:56 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Kids' sex
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Originally posted by mmm3587
Anyway, I was just kind of physically underdeveloped when I was younger
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Did you used to work for Michael?
I did not emit nocturnally once I discovered masturbation. And masturbation was so more more convenient than finding a leg to hump every couple of hours.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-19-2003, 08:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No time right now. These will have to hold you over.
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Apparently she's slated to be on That 70s Show tonight. Kelso is supposed to have scored with her. Or something. |
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11-19-2003, 08:37 PM
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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I want multiple posts for all this commentary!
Phoebe Cates is clearly hotter than Shannon Elizabeth, I think. Shaennen might have a better body, but Phoebe's face is far better. Shannon looked damn good in American Pie when she was younger and her face was a little less angular, but Phoebe also wins on the ephemeral reaction side of it. Phoebe wins for the scene in FTaRH. The AP scene was good, but not that good.
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11-19-2003, 08:43 PM
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#2009
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Affairs of the Sky
I came back after a day away from the board, and the satellite pirate is still claiming it's not illegal? Seriously? I am young, too. I haven't recently, but I occasionally have said things like "I've never lost a case." I've even considered, and am cheap enough that I want to, getting a roommate, but just know that that would mean that some other person has to deal with all my shit and I have to deal with his or hers. And all that stuff about wanting to maintain my independence, too.
But, seriously, just admit that you're a criminal. I do some criminal stuff. I like hookers and blow. I have the occasional chunk of unlicensed content. But, make the moral relativist argument, don't seriously try to claim that you're operating within the law. That just makes you sound unintelligent. Which, I'm sure you're not. Honestly. Even though I don't like the fact that you're now the recipient of paigow's lust. BACK OFF, MOTHERFUCKER, SHE'S MINE!!!!! MU-HAH-HA-HA!
Damn, a day full of a single annoying client can really get me going!
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11-19-2003, 08:47 PM
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#2010
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Choo Choo
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mmm3587
I like hookers and blow. I have the occasional chunk of unlicensed content....I don't like the fact that you're now the recipient of paigow's lust. BACK OFF, MOTHERFUCKER, SHE'S MINE!!!!!
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