Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
When I am having any kind of sex, hyphen placement is everything. If he can't get that right, there's no hope.

Speaking of sex, my bf (for now) saw a guy at the train with "Pussy Eater" on his tank top. When I heard that story, I thought of sebby.

Is there a difference between that and "Pussy-Eater"?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
This was such a non-story. When you tell a story, have a point. You're like a Chatty Kathy doll.

Do you notice that when you were talking to me on the plane, I eventually started reading the barf bag?

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was glad to finally see a good game. I could see these two teams meeting again over the next few years, and I also don't think this one is over.

What is fucked is starting at 9 so the west coast can see it. I got home at 1:30. i need a nap.

2.

[Iron Steve]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is it really a good idea to drive to the police station when you've been drinking for hours?

I have never died, yet, so I may be talking out of my hat here, but I did get a dui once and I'm thinking I would take the dui experience over the crazy-stalker-killing-me experience.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It was shortly after he called my friends' house on New Year's Eve ordering me to come home, left a threatening message on the answering machine of a guy I had gone to lunch with once (whose business card he found in my wallet) and built a shrine of all of our photos together (with candles for extra creepy effect) in the room next to the garage so it was the first thing I saw when I arrived home on New Year's morning. He was drunk and waiting up for me. Happy 2000! Really at that moment he didn't deserve to find someone who loved him as much as he loved me. I was being generous.

Bitch, you knew I was just kidding, right? Right?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Oh, and another thing Thurgreed, if you're gonna try and do a character piece, you should at least know the character...he's been around horses longer than I have and gave me a list of lunchboxes he wanted me to locate while he was gone and asked me to throw the party and barked out details of it when he called from the mountain. But you can make up shit you don't know, if it makes you happy honey...whatever makes you feel better about your fucking shit ass life.

Holy Crap! Run everybody! RUN!

What did you think was going to happen when you posted all this bullshit about your stupid ass boyfriend? You knew you were going to get made fun of. Stop pretending to be surprised. We all know you wanted us to say, "Boy, he's a real asshole. You were sooooo good to him. I hope he burns in hell for giving up such a cutie like you." You got some of that, even though we sure as hell didn't hear the full story, didn't you?

And aside from this crap ass job, my life's pretty good. But my gf doesn't think I'm fat, so that could be part of it.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

And aside from this crap ass job, my life's pretty good.

2. With a bullet.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Iron Steve
I'm on the fence. I think that this might be like the time back in junior high when Not_Bob dipped MaryLou's pony-tail in the inkwell on his desk in order to get her attention.

NotBob fucked your wife too?

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
crap ass

Ha. crap ass.

Speaking of which, is it common for men to want to be fisted in their butt? What about women?

(I was just wondering about fisting and am not sure what prompted it. But it might be a good post for a thurgreed translation)

[Iron Steve]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ha. crap ass.

Speaking of which, is it common for men to want to be fisted in their butt? What about women?

Thurgreed's mamma usually asks for it but I am not sure if that is indicative of what the average woman likes.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
gave me a list of lunchboxes he wanted me to locate while he was gone

This can't be true. Is it?

Originally posted by spookyfish
The sketch shows I have seen have a batting average which is considerably lower.

If you can recommend one, however, I am all ears.

Overrated:

Mr. Show with Bob and David
Kids in the Hall except for the head crushing
Guacamole
Brad Pitt
Perfect bodies
Sideways
Team America

Underrated:

Spanky
Barcaloungers
Spending two hours in Target with someone who really loves you.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Overrated:

Mr. Show with Bob and David
Kids in the Hall except for the head crushing
Guacamole
Brad Pitt
Perfect bodies
Sideways
Team America

Underrated:

Spanky
Barcaloungers
Spending two hours in Target with someone who really loves you.

Read faster.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Overrated:

Guacamole

I strenously object.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Overrated:

Mr. Show with Bob and David
Kids in the Hall except for the head crushing
Guacamole
Brad Pitt
Perfect bodies
Sideways
Team America

Underrated:

Spanky
Barcaloungers
Spending two hours in Target with someone who really loves you.

You didn't like the "fur trappers in modern office" skit? Be honest.