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07-22-2005, 01:48 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Why?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's not that bad at all. It's just that I'm lazy, and I really don't want to work as hard as your average American. I also like sitting in a cafe and reading the newspaper. And having a beer at lunch. And temperate weather. That actually may be the biggest draw: not too hot and not too cold - gotta love the Gulf Stream. Also, there's the topless beaches, and the proximity to mountains and ocean/sea.
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I realize now that I am out of my fucking mind. |
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07-22-2005, 01:48 PM
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#1997
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Why?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I need a constant supply of new pants.
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Maybe if you didn't use your pants as if they were underwear, you wouldn't HAVE this problem.
Dick Trickler, indeed. |
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07-22-2005, 01:49 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Why?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Saltwater thigh pond.
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What are you talking about? |
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07-22-2005, 01:50 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Why?
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What is the female equivalent of "swimming in ejaculate"?
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swimming in ejaculate. |
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07-22-2005, 01:54 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Why?
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Originally posted by dtb
What are you talking about?
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Disregard. High fastball, way out of the strike zone. I tripped during delivery.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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07-22-2005, 01:56 PM
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#2001
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Why?
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Originally posted by dtb
Maybe if you didn't use your pants as if they were underwear, you wouldn't HAVE this problem.
Dick Trickler, indeed.
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I picked up some brushed cotton summer pants last week. The feeling is really fantastic.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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07-22-2005, 01:58 PM
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#2002
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Why?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I picked up some brushed cotton summer pants last week. The feeling is really fantastic.
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I'm starting to suspect the stains on your pants are not due to leakage after the morning quicky.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-22-2005, 01:59 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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The death of the jock strap
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07-22-2005, 02:05 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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The death of the jock strap
I never wore them. I agree with this guy:
"They kind of keep the genitalia from flopping around, is the best I could tell you," says Dr. William O. Roberts, a past president of the American College of Sports Medicine.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-22-2005, 02:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Why?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm starting to suspect the stains on your pants are not due to leakage after the morning quicky.
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If you're implying I feed the natural onanistic tendencies at the office, you're wrong.
A close friend of mine has jacked off at the office for years (he's also a marker sniffer). He claims its a great stress reliever. The difficulty of locating the private bathroom for such indulgence aside, I don't see how anyone could get randy at work. I believe I am impotent while in the office. Sienna Miller could put on a strip tease on my desk and I wouldn't want to fuck. Work = everything unsexy in life.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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07-22-2005, 02:07 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Why?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you're implying I feed the natural onanistic tendencies at the office, you're wrong.
A close friend of mine has jacked off at the office for years (he's also a marker sniffer). He claims its a great stress reliever. The difficulty of locating the private bathroom for such indulgence aside, I don't see how anyone could get randy at work. I believe I am impotent while in the office. Sienna Miller could put on a strip tease on my desk and I wouldn't want to fuck. Work = everything unsexy in life.
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I think you're fucking your pants.
eta: One thing more disturbing than jacking off at the office is jacking off at the office and telling people that you do it. I'd rather not know.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
Last edited by Shape Shifter; 07-22-2005 at 02:18 PM..
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07-22-2005, 02:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Why?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hate Parisians, but I understand their attitude. All those fucking tourists would drive me crazy. I don't know how native NYers don't go on a tourist killing spree.
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Uh...we do.
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07-22-2005, 02:21 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Why?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think you're fucking your pants.
eta: One thing more disturbing than jacking off at the office is jacking off at the office and telling people that you do it. I'd rather not know.
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Sometimes, you'll find, while reading other peoples' e-mails, in the course of discovery, that people are more free with this information than they should be.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-22-2005, 02:28 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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The death of the jock strap
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I never wore them. I agree with this guy:
"They kind of keep the genitalia from flopping around, is the best I could tell you," says Dr. William O. Roberts, a past president of the American College of Sports Medicine.
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2. But why do football players not wear cups? that's beyond me. |
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07-22-2005, 02:32 PM
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#2010
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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The death of the jock strap
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
2. But why do football players not wear cups? that's beyond me.
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I have wondered that, but I've never heard of a player being injured there. I never got hit in the nuts playing football. In fact, the only time was hit there during my time playing sports was in 3rd grade baseball. I was playing catcher and the ball bounced off the plate and came up. I was in agony, but the players on both teams were doubled up with laughter. Nothing like sports to bring kids together.
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