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09-27-2005, 06:56 PM
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#1996
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Art looks better when you are sober and have to pee?
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I caught a little buzz. That's why I dropped the crucifix in the bucket.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-27-2005, 06:57 PM
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#1997
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Originally posted by dtb
Do you pronounce turquoise as:
(a) tur-KWAAZ
(b) TUR-coyze
(c) [Other] _________ (fill in blank)
The answer to this has the potential to solve so many open questions.
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Torkoizway.
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09-27-2005, 06:58 PM
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#1998
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Art looks better when you are sober and have to pee?
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You've stumbled into my next mind-blowing explanation of Piss Christ.
ETA: Double turds!
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09-27-2005, 07:01 PM
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#1999
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I caught a little buzz. That's why I dropped the crucifix in the bucket.
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You carry one too? How big?
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09-27-2005, 07:02 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You've stumbled into my next mind-blowing explanation of Piss Christ.
ETA: Double turds!
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I am sure the Chianti-at-art-museum-party crowd would look at you like you had a Mojito growing out of your forehead if you actually tried to start a debate about Piss Christ in 2005.
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
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09-27-2005, 07:02 PM
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#2001
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Torkoizway.
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Whoa-oh.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-27-2005, 07:04 PM
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#2002
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Originally posted by dtb
Next time, try the tea.
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I never drink a tea until I've had the opportunity to tour the factory.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-27-2005, 07:05 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I never drink a tea until I've had the opportunity to tour the factory.
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You know, you're smarter than you look.
Which works out nicely, as I'm dumber than I sound. I might even be the dumbest thing in the WHOLE WORLD.
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09-27-2005, 07:08 PM
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#2004
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am sure the Chianti-at-art-museum-party crowd would look at you like you had a Mojito growing out of your forehead if you actually tried to start a debate about Piss Christ in 2005.
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R. Kelly breathed new life into the issue, and we're about 200 days behind the newss cycle in these parts... add it up.
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09-27-2005, 07:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
You know, you're smarter than you look.
Which works out nicely, as I'm dumber than I sound. I might even be the dumbest thing in the WHOLE WORLD.
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Whom?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-27-2005, 08:02 PM
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#2006
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bah dum bah bum bum bum Its Bash JLH time!
Thought I woudl take a quick scan of some tv reviews and apparently the Ghost Whisperer isn't doing terribly smashingly.
From the SFCHRON
How else to explain Jennifer Love Hewitt in a rip-off of "Medium" called "Ghost Whisperer" on CBS? She talks to dead people. She also acts as if she's dead. And somebody clearly killed her hairstyle. None of that matters, however, as males and females, gays and straights, dogs and cats, grandparents, fish, etc., will only be able to stare at her breasts. No series in recent memory has put so much attention on a pair of breasts. It's laughably ridiculous. You can't escape them. Hewitt is in her nightgown half the time and then in shirts three sizes too small the other half. In one scene the strap of her shoulder bag prominently divides her breasts. If you can watch that scene without laughing, you're too desperate by half.
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09-27-2005, 08:09 PM
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
You know, you're smarter than you look.
Which works out nicely, as I'm dumber than I sound. I might even be the dumbest thing in the WHOLE WORLD.
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Nuts!
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09-27-2005, 08:33 PM
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#2008
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
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The weather gods hate me
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm simply going to Chicago on a fairly regular basis.
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If this isn't slang for some sex act or drug use, I am disappointed.
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09-27-2005, 08:41 PM
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#2009
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The weather gods hate me
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Originally posted by mmm3587
If this isn't slang for some sex act or drug use, I am disappointed.
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I'll upset Thurgreed's delicate sensibilities if I answer this.
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09-27-2005, 08:59 PM
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#2010
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The weather gods hate me
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'll upset Thurgreed's delicate sensibilities if I answer this.
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"Not slang, so much as correlation."
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