Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
First of all, you couldn't play straight at the Playboy Mansion.

Second of all, he was hilarious in Vacation and European vacation and he wasn't the straight man, jackass. Beverly was.

Third of all, you've been funny roughly 4 times since you showed up, so how can you even tell when he stopped being funny and started coasting?

Fourth of all, be happy with the Pistons and leave the funny to someone else.

TM

Hmmm. I thought since I can't do, maybe I could teach.

Here was going to be my first quiz:

What's better being funny 4 different times, or being funny once 400 times?

now I guess I won't get the job.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Chevy Chase has not been funny since Gerald Ford wasn't President. Other than falling what has he ever done?

The first Vacation movie.

Caddyshack.

Those were funny.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski


or being funny once 400 times?[/i]

This doesn't make any fucking sense.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Anyone else have sensitive areas that someone who is about to spend a few hours in bed with you should be aware of?

My cock. It is very sensitive. Spend most of your time right there.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
STOP IT

Can't you post this stuff closer to when it's time to leave, rather than first thing in the morning?

Yeah, really!

But since we're on the topic, neck.

And the ears, but aural/oral stimulation can be better than physical/oral stimulation. So, tongue in ear - no. Nibbling ear lobes - yes. Talking - yes, if you're good at it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So I have a really, really sensitive neck and upper chest. Blow or kiss or rub or whatever the right way, and I'm puddy in your hands. It's possible that I purr. I had an ex that would go absolutely wild if I concentrated on his inner thigh. It's possible that got him off more than anything else I did to him (and I did a lot to him).

Anyone else have sensitive areas that someone who is about to spend a few hours in bed with you should be aware of?

Damn you damn you damn you, now NFH's avatar is even doing it for me.

And, Coltrane, dumbass, he's saying "is it better to have a variety of jokes, or do the same (albeit funny) one over and over and over and over?"

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I had a dream last night that dtb won the lottery. the alarm went off before I had a chance to discover whether she used the proceeds to set up remedial grammar schools or just moved us all to Hawaii.

I do not recall that Thurgreed got laid during any portion of the proceedings.

The jackpot was so big, I was able to set up remedial grammar schools in Hawaii -- and move all y'all there.

And of course Thurgreed got laid. Duh!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
The first Vacation movie.

Caddyshack.

Those were funny.

the movies were funny, but I'm not sure he was. I have a petty dislike for the guy though, so if you say he's funny I'll try again.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Oddly enough I had a dream about dtb last night too. For some reason I was in a book club that she hosted (i'm not in a book club IRL) and we were supposed to read Eats, Shoots & Leaves and I hadn't read it and as a result she was encouraging all the members of the book club to correct my grammar. So, this morning I woke up and ordered the book. I don't want to be unprepared for class.

I really ought to get a commission on sales of that book -- do you think the author will share?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
I really ought to get a commission on sales of that book -- do you think the author will share?

It's very coy of you to continue to pretend you didn't actually write it.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the movies were funny, but I'm not sure he was. I have a petty dislike for the guy though, so if you say he's funny I'll try again.

why? because he's a total dickhead according to every person who has ever met him? he's Chevy Chase. and you are not.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the movies were funny, but I'm not sure he was. I have a petty dislike for the guy though, so if you say he's funny I'll try again.

I disagree. He was funny in most of the the Vacation movies, Caddyshack, and Fletch (which is fucking hilarious), but see how he does with his own material -- (unfunny). That's the test.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb


And, Coltrane, dumbass, he's saying "is it better to have a variety of jokes, or do the same (albeit funny) one over and over and over and over?"

I know what he means. But how he said it made no sense.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the movies were funny, but I'm not sure he was. I have a petty dislike for the guy though, so if you say he's funny I'll try again.

You're right -- I didn't say explicity that he was funny, but given that he was such a big part of those movies, they wouldn't have been funny if he weren't. Ergo, he was funny.

I also second the vote for The Three Amigos -- funny movie, funny Chevy.

A friend of mine plays tennis with Chevy's father, Ned (there's a 50-year age difference between them, easily -- don't ask). Ned apparently has a charming idiosyncracy during their matches, namely, a constant reminder for my friend to "put some mustard" on his serve. I think Chevy is from some hoity-toity family, but I wouldn't put money on it.



ETC appalling non-use of subjunctive.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm puddy in your hands.

You mean that guy from Seinfeld? He was sort of creepy.