A sad, constant bid for attention

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
edit in some reference to German food, then this will be A-1 material.

shrimpenschnitzel?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Shrimp stuffed with cheese wrapped in bacon.

Mel's Deli calls this dish "The Festive Shiksa."

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I went to the Bears game last night. For some reason, I am still shocked by the amount of white-trashedness at NFL games. Where do they come from? I think these people go to one game per year, and that game is the highlight of their lives. These people make White Sox fans seem classy.

I don't think I saw any Zubaz, though.

FWIW, I am not, and never have been, klassy.

You should start making travel plans for South Florida in late January. Especially if Grossman can keep putting up perfect balls like that 40 yarder to Berrian, who was pretty tightly covered.

Scary looking team. Of course, it's a long long season, and Atlanta and the Eagles have looked very good at times too. But with their schedule the rest of the way, they sure could be 8-0 (Buffalo, at Arizona, bye, SF, Miami), and a 13-3 finish seems very reasonable. And that will definitely be good enough for a number 1 seed.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
1) They don't have a college to root for.
2) What amazes me more is that they seem to go to every game, which is remarkable given the price of tickets and, at least based on their outward appearance, the likelihood that the price of 10 weeks of game tickets likely costs more than 20% of their income.

Then again, there are plumbers who probably make more than some of us.

My wife's best friend is a legal copy rep in NYC. Apparently her company has some new document translation software. She's made over $400,000 YTD.

I will now go kill myself.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
My wife's best friend is a legal copy rep in NYC. Apparently her company has some new document translation software. She's made over $400,000 YTD.

I will now go kill myself.

I think that is like some extra level of sin, or something. And sex is forbidden today too. Though possibly only marital sex.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
My wife's best friend is a legal copy rep in NYC. Apparently her company has some new document translation software. She's made over $400,000 YTD.

I will now go kill myself.

that is a lotta coin for that type of work. oof.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
My wife's best friend is a legal copy rep in NYC. Apparently her company has some new document translation software. She's made over $400,000 YTD.

I will now go kill myself.

And she doesn't have to fill out timesheets. Have you asked if they need someone in LA (or wherever you are)?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Has Taxwonk been mentoring you on how to fight here?

Hashem forgives you and so do I.

[nononono]

my ex. Words cannot express his rottenness. Carry on.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by nononono
my ex. Words cannot express his rottenness. Carry on.

Invite him to Holloween. As Abelard.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Invite him to Holloween. As Abelard.

Or she could just arrive dressed as Carrie.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Invite him to Holloween. As Abelard.

I thought Heloise never stopped loving Abelard.

[NotFromHere]

People are "amazed" at the "rapid loss" of "baby fat." Truly amazing.

[NotFromHere]

I have a question. Unless you're living in a van down by the river, why would you be brushing your teeth on PCH?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
People are "amazed" at the "rapid loss" of "baby fat." Truly amazing.

When did Tom get Phil's man boobs?