GO ABBA GO!!!

[John Phoenix]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Has anyone else had a lucid dream? When I was younger, I would occasionally be able to consciously determine that I was dreaming (mid-dream), and then sometimes control the dream. I just read the wiki entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dream) on it and it doesn't seem that rare.

Unfortunately, I haven't been able to do it in quite awhile, but I recently became "lucid" in a dream, but wasn't able to control the events.

For a while, I used to dream that I was back in school, and had forgotten to study for a test, or forgot to drop a class, and exams were on that day. After I learned that dreams like that often mean I was stressed out and afraid that I would not be able to get everything done, I would become lucid in the dream. I would tell myself that I was dreaming, had graduated from the school in question, and had no worries. Not long after, I stopped having those dreams.

[SlaveNoMore]

_dangerfield
That makes it better because its strange.

And everyone needs some strange every so often.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's a good thing. Some folks say its not sexy to just ask for what you want. That's silly. Having someone say what they want can be insanely hot.

Just call the guy.

my spam email summary today included 50 "stock tip" emails, and only 1 "get a bigger penis" email. a year ago it was way closer to 50-50.

Did I maybe cross some age limit where guys just accept their physical issues, and concetrate on getting richer to compensate?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
my spam email summary today included 50 "stock tip" emails, and only 1 "get a bigger penis" email. a year ago it was way closer to 50-50.

Did I maybe cross some age limit where guys just accept their physical issues, and concetrate on getting richer to compensate?

No Viagra ads?

you've crossed the border into senior citizen spam.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
And everyone needs some strange every so often.

That's tough when you're hitched, but it can be done.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
my spam email summary today included 50 "stock tip" emails, and only 1 "get a bigger penis" email. a year ago it was way closer to 50-50.

Did I maybe cross some age limit where guys just accept their physical issues, and concetrate on getting richer to compensate?

That or the internet thinks you're hung like a horse.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That or the internet thinks you're hung like a horse.

I keep telling the internet I'm 99th percentile in height, but only 85th in girth and 83th in penis length. I'm out of proportion.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I keep telling the internet I'm 99th percentile in height, but only 85th in girth and 83th in penis length. I'm out of proportion.

Try the Zone Diet. 40/30/30.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That or the internet thinks you're hung like a horse.

The internet has seen all of his "Man Seeking Midget" craiglist ads. He isn't hung like a horse, but he wants it to appear that way. Midgets have tiny hands.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The internet has seen all of his "Man Seeking Midget" craiglist ads. He isn't hung like a horse, but he wants it to appear that way. Midgets have tiny hands.

Midget hands=is that like, "jazz hands"?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The internet has seen all of his "Man Seeking Midget" craiglist ads. He isn't hung like a horse, but he wants it to appear that way. Midgets have tiny hands.

There's something terrible and disturbing about a two handed hand job.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's tough when you're hitched, but it can be done.

Do tell.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

A Cleveland fan, about Game 2:

• . . . All game long (because of my Cleveland paranoia) I was sure the Indians would lose Saturday. Absolutely sure. It was that feeling in the pit of your stomach, and it was there for all 73 hours (time actually stands still when Rafael Betancourt pitches, so it was even longer than 73 hours). . . UNTIL . . . Eric Gagne came in from the bullpen.
  
  A few years ago, I went to the Olympics in Greece when my oldest daughter, Elizabeth, was only two years old. I was away from her for three weeks, and it was awful. For three weeks, I thought about how much she was changing, how much I was missing, how bad a father I was, how desperately I missed her. And then, finally, the Olympics ended, and I took the long plane ride, and then another, and finally I arrived at the airport, and I walked on the concourse, and there she was, mt Elizabeth, and she ran into my arms and shouted “Daddy” and it was just about the best feeling I’ve ever felt.
  
  Yeah, that’s just about how happy I was to see Eric Gagne.

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[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There's something terrible and disturbing about a two handed hand job.

You haven't had a two-handed blow job done right, apparently.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The internet has seen all of his "Man Seeking Midget" craiglist ads. He isn't hung like a horse, but he wants it to appear that way. Midgets have tiny hands.

do you think Amy Roloff would have a too-tall-to-bang limit?