Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[bilmore]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Hypocrite, get thee to a nunnery.

notHairy

Nuns shave?

Who knew?

gee, I hope it isnt in the next couple of weeks bc paigowapalooza will be in or around Healdsburg then and it just woudlnt be the same without you. Think of all the wine and the impending gloom of another birthday. you might just have a chance.

Originally posted by LessinSF
The reference on For Love or Money to whether Chad was like other SF guys" was a reference to being a player, as Paigow noted.

To whomever brought up the dating game answer by the wife about the mst unusual place that couple made Whoopee being "in the butt, Bob," that is true, but the husband's answer on the card was "in the car" not on the kitchen table. That is my game-show trivia Timmy moment for the day.

I will be traveling to Scandinavia soon and would appreciate any advice on where to stay, eat, drink, pick up chicks, and vomit in Copenhagen, Goteborg, Oslo, Bergen, Talinn, Helsinki and Stockholm. PMs or IMs to save the rest the boredom, but please cc Thurgreed because I know he is fascinated with all things personal.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
but occasionally every blinf pig finds an acorn

Now I picture you looking Biff from Back to the Future.

Thurgreed(make like a tree and beat it)Marshall

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
And yet, you make fun of those that do.

Hypocrite, get thee to a nunnery.

notHairy

Dude, there is a difference between a nice haircut and a full body Kojak.

To answer Less's question, and I realize that other gal's mileage may vary, and since that is what his options are, he should take this with that stupid fucking disclaimer, I like enough hair so that the man is a man, but not so much that I have the Larry David problem from going down on Cheryl. No designs necessary (unless you have an originial idea that is good for a chuckly- nobody has yet to do a design for me) Wow, my second Curb reference in one day. excellent.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Read over a girl's shoulder on the subway: "Luke stood over the balcony, completely nude. His penis was long and erect; his stomach impossibly flat..."

On the subway?

Mucho entertainment for me though. High comedy. It probably would have been sexy had the girl not been woefully unattractive...

I love reading over people's shoulders. Especially letters that they're writing. I was waiting outside a coffee shop the other day and saw a guy writing a letter who looked like he wouldn't know how to read or write. Intrigued, I glanced at the page. It started: "Dear _____, well I guess this is the end of the road." Damn. Poor guy.

Str(cause we are the aqua teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream)8

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by LessinSF
To whomever brought up the dating game answer by the wife about the mst unusual place that couple made Whoopee being "in the butt, Bob," that is true, but the husband's answer on the card was "in the car" not on the kitchen table. That is my game-show trivia Timmy moment for the day.

They showed a clip very similar to this in the Newlywed Game segment on "I love the 70's" (1971, I think, but I could be wrong). They showed a woman holding up a card in response to this question with the answer "In the Fanny" written on it...

[notcasesensitive]

Summer school is over.

Carry on.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by bridge of love
That has been the vibe I was going for. PLF said people would think it edgy.

I stand by that. Don't listen to little fibber. She only gained her insider status because she posted thousands of times a week. That's how she got her crack ho label. Or maybe not. I never paid too much attention to all that. Anyway, I earned my insider status the old fashioned way - by sucking up to other insiders. Laughing at their jokes. Referencing them in poems and song parodies about the FB. Flying out to New York and buying them drinks. Posting to them in an overly familiar manner to impress other insiders. That sort of thing. And trust me, it worked like a charm. If I say your rambling, gramatically-shaky style is edgy and subversive, then it is. Stick with me kid - you're going places.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I earned my insider status the old fashioned way - by sucking up to other insiders. Laughing at their jokes. Referencing them in poems and song parodies about the FB. Flying out to New York and buying them drinks. Posting to them in an overly familiar manner to impress other insiders. That sort of thing. And trust me, it worked like a charm.

Yup, that sounds about right. Nothing like the tried and tested way of getting insider status. Works here, works on club scenes, works on just about every scene with self-proclaimed insiders.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Yup, that sounds about right. Nothing like the tried and tested way of getting insider status. Works here, works on club scenes, works on just about every scene with self-proclaimed insiders.

I'm inside, but I'll be going outside later to the farmer's market. After that, I'll be inside again.

This seems simple to me, and requires no sucking up. Is that a big-city thing? Do they not let you go inside there? If this is true, I have to wonder why no one ever admits to this in those "quality of life" discussions. That would suck.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by bilmore
I'm inside, but I'll be going outside later to the farmer's market. After that, I'll be inside again.

This seems simple to me, and requires no sucking up. Is that a big-city thing? Do they not let you go inside there? If this is true, I have to wonder why no one ever admits to this in those "quality of life" discussions. That would suck.

Only the partners get to be inside. The associates are kept outside shivering in the rain and slop until they hit 2200 billables.

It's so sweet, how you let even the lowliest attorney inside in the Patch.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Summer school is over.

Carry on.

Better? Anything else you'd like to share with the class?

I'd offer you a cookie but there is absolutely no eating (of any kind, NTTAWWT) in my class.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by purse junkie
It's so sweet, how you let even the lowliest attorney inside in the Patch.

Ah, I see the disconnect now.

I guess we actually do have the same admittance system as you.

(You guys have lowly attorneys there, uh?)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This blows me away. After reading about disco mitts and brazilians and suffering through waxing and trimming and shaving and whatnot, a gal is still likely to stumble across a a mister disco mitt without trying to hard? Every fucking last guy I have gone out with had to be taught to trim if they wanted head. Yet I am (nearly) always a neat and presentable package and never a disco mitt. Yes I may have chewed gum while going down on a guy when i was in college, but I thought he would enjoy it. Turned out to be the first trimmed guy I ever had. And I never looked back. Boys, trim. Pubes in the throat is not a pleasant experience and washing it down with clorox tinged splooge doesnt help. I just want a trim and a facial.

How can your wife have put up with this for so long, Sebby? Hvent you guys emerged from the eighties?

1. I prefer fucking to blow jobs. I'll get hummers more often when I'm old and decrepit. At this stage in my life, when I'm rather agile and can still fuck, why the hell wouldn't I? I can get hummers in front of the television while sucking down manhattans and watching football when I'm 90. Those taking hummers left and right in their 20s - 40s will regret it someday when they're too old and arthritic to fuck... Besides, a fucking orgasm is much better, especially if she comes at the same time. She ain't going to cum sucking your dick.

2. I'm not that hairy. A buddy of mine has a photo of himself standing naked under a waterfall in Spain. He's so hairy, you can't see his dick. That's fucking gross. I never had that problem. I could always see my dick... no matter how cold the water was...

3. Most guys don't trim anything. You hang out with too many metrosecuals. You think that 40 year old partner you dealt with last week trims? I doubt it.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. I prefer fucking to blow jobs. I'll get hummers more often when I'm old and decrepit. At this stage in my life, when I'm rather agile and can still fuck, why the hell wouldn't I? I can get hummers in front of the television while sucking down manhattans and watching football when I'm 90. Those taking hummers left and right will regret it someday when they're too old and arthritic to fuck...

2. I'm not that hairy. A buddy of mine has a photo of himself standing naked under a waterfall in Spain. He's so hairy, you can't see his dick. That's fucking gross. I never had that problem. I could always see my dick... no matter how could the water was...

3. Most guys don't trim anything. You hang out with too many metrosecuals. You think that 40 year old partner you dealt with last week trims? I doubt it.

Actually, I don't hang out with metrosexuals at all. Either they ar gay or they are straight. Old skool. And I dont think trimming the pubes means the guy's is on the downward slide into fuzzy sweaters, man panties and man perfume. its a common courtesy. I dont want to hear about disco mitts if the guy cant return the favor. And whats weird is, I get the sense that my legion of non trimming before me exes might not have cared if I indeed did disco mitt, so I guess it aint a double standrad. but if they did, then it is. one ghuy actually told me that he preferred me not to brazilian, but that since we would be together a long time, variety was cool. thats right, i had a rquest for more hair. but then I dont have that nasty dark course stuff most of you people have.