Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[ThrashersFan]

Just thought I would post in case this is relevant to anyone here.

A commuter plane crashed off the coast of Cape Cod Tuesday afternoon, News Channel 10 reported.

A USAirways Express Beechcraft 1900 flying to Albany, N.Y., declared an emergency after 4 p.m. and crashed into water three miles short of the runway while attempting to return to Hyannis. The Coast Guard said 21 people were on the plane.

State police said the plane crashed in Hyannis Harbor near Yarmouth. Rescue workers from Barnstable and Hyannis were sent to the scene. The Coast Guard sent three aircraft to search the area.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Puft Daddy
Repressed, recessed, tomato, tomahto.

Actually, on second thought, getting repressed would probably hurt like hell, given how much just getting pressed smarts.

Yours,

Timmy

Yes this is a f-cking joke (YTIAFJ).

We can cuss here.

I'd much rather have them finessed...

I still can't find a "civilized sports bar" or a place that would be fun where tennis freaks gather to watch outstanding (we hope) tennis matches on big ass tvs. This is tonight and should be a fabulous match (which means it will probably blow but I dont think so), so where the hell can I watch this? Hurry bc I have to leave promptly to catch AGassi-Corretja which is under way.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We can cuss here.

I'd much rather have them finessed...

Not caressed?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I still can't find a "civilized sports bar" or a place that would be fun where tennis freaks gather to watch outstanding (we hope) tennis matches on big ass tvs. This is tonight and should be a fabulous match (which means it will probably blow but I dont think so), so where the hell can I watch this? Hurry bc I have to leave promptly to catch AGassi-Corretja which is under way.

So you are going to miss the Boy Meets Boy finale?! Who will I discuss it with tomorrow?!

[Seven of Nine]

Originally posted by bilmore
Nuns shave?

Holy Cow!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Not caressed?

Caressed with finesse, hopefully by a breast but not with Zest (it STINGS!)...

[Shape Shifter]

At least those of you with weight problems and diabetes.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...d_030825174003

Lizard spit is good for you!

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So you are going to miss the Boy Meets Boy finale?! Who will I discuss it with tomorrow?!

FUCK. FUck FUck Fuck. FUCK.

Well, if I cant find a sports bar, with volume, which so far I cant. perhaps I can flip back and forth. But I am more into knowing who's the straight, and that was made clear last week when they pitted Franklin against Sean. Franklin is the fucking hottest. my perfect type. fuck.

i am miserable.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Caressed with finesse, hopefully by a breast but not with Zest (it STINGS!)...

Zest soap stings? I have had, shall we say, positive reactions to caresses with soap (in the shower). Though I don't use Zest.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Hmmmm. This demonstrates, quite powerfully, the important distinction between "since" and "because."

I think we all know which one Sebby meant.

originally posted by ltl/fb
He was using the temporal one. His priest was obviously a watcher and he only went down on other alter boys, who did not yet have secondary sexual characteristics.

That's what I think too, except I'm pretty sure he did the altAr boys as well. Sebby didn't discriminate just because they were a little "different."

Don't you know the teachings of Ecclesi-ass-tes?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
FUCK. FUck FUck Fuck. FUCK.

Well, if I cant find a sports bar, with volume, which so far I cant. perhaps I can flip back and forth. But I am more into knowing who's the straight, and that was made clear last week when they pitted Franklin against Sean. Franklin is the fucking hottest. my perfect type. fuck.

i am miserable.

Are you saying that you own NO recording device whatsoever?

And this just in...
DUBLIN, Ireland, Aug. 26 — Ireland, noted for fried breakfasts of epic proportions, is chewing over the possibility of a special tax on fatty foods to tackle rising obesity levels.
“Some 60 percent of our population is now either overweight or obese and we would welcome any initiative (by the government) to tackle the problem,” Michael O’Shea, chief executive of the Irish Heart Foundation, told Reuters. Figures earlier this year showed 14 percent of Irish men and 12 percent of Irish women were obese. Some 32 percent of Irish children were overweight and 10 percent classified obese.
News the government is eyeing high-fat snacks follows recent moves to crack down on alcohol abuse — including a ban on pub “happy hours” — and a national furore over plans to prohibit smoking in bars and restaurants from next January.

If you take the smoking and the drinking out of Ireland, what are you left with?

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by evenodds
I am less irritated by Pushy's creative font use than by people continuing to quote entire posts -- with images!

So, no.

Besides the fact that it is only post even remotely fucking funny so far today.

Of course pokeypig's puerile response was laughable, as was PLF's reference to marijuana -- I am sure that sent Narcy into quite a tizzy.

[robustpuppy]

I just received an email entitled "You Won't Find a Better Pair."

I thought someone had mistakenly sent her 9/5 jpg to me instead of Leagl.

Turns out it was from J.Crew. They're trying to sell pants.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
That's what I think, except I'm pretty sure he did the altAr boys too. Sebby didn't discriminate just because they were a little "different."

Sigh. Now bridge of love ("come with me . . . my love . . . to the bridge, the bri-idge of love") can mock me on spelling. Dammit!!