imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Due to the ceaseless taunts by Hank, I have decided to quit this forum and start posting elsewhere, where my talents will be appreciated. Anyone interested can start following my work here.

It seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
It seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind.

Fuck SS.

There was this poster I grew up with -- he was more old skool than me. I sorta looked up to him -- you know. We did our first work together -- worked our way out of the newbers. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Infirm -- we ran the Clinton/Kennedy jokes -- made a killing --. As much as anyone, I loved him -- and trusted him. Later on he had an idea -- to make joke "deleted by Admin" posts. That kid's name was Penske Account-- and the forum he developed was Lawtalkers. This was a great man -- a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque -- or a signpost -- or a statue of him in that forum! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order -- when I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Penske Account-- I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead -- I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business I have choosen.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Fuck SS.

There was this poster I grew up with -- he was more old skool than me. I sorta looked up to him -- you know. We did our first work together -- worked our way out of the newbers. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Infirm -- we ran the Clinton/Kennedy jokes -- made a killing -- . As much as anyone, I loved him -- and trusted him. Later on he had an idea -- to make joke "deleted by Admin" posts. That kid's name was Penske Account-- and the forum he developed was Lawtalkers. This was a great man -- a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque -- or a signpost -- or a statue of him in that forum! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order -- when I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Penske Account-- I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead -- I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business

My friends from my new board tell me this is a Godfather 2 reference.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Due to the ceaseless taunts by Hank, I have decided to quit this forum and start posting elsewhere, where my talents will be appreciated. Anyone interested can start following my work here.

I miss Shape Shifter. *sniff*

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb
Sure -- I can buy in bulk (as far as I know...).

I'm a little afraid to post what I like, because someone will undoubtedly say it's tacky -- but -- eh, whatevah...

I don't think it's tacky. But apparently, others think I am.

BTW, prestigetime.com owes me big time for the big rush of traffic to their site.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by dtb
Sure -- I can buy in bulk (as far as I know...).

I'm a little afraid to post what I like, because someone will undoubtedly say it's tacky -- but -- eh, whatevah...

I like it a lot.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I miss Shape Shifter. *sniff*

Me too. *sniff*

But I'm too into the "Armani vs. Diesel" and "what happened to dress to impress" threads on my new fb to come around here any more.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Me too. *sniff*

But I'm too into the "Armani vs. Diesel" and "what happened to dress to impress" threads on my new fb to come around here any more.

how'd the toilet break? Leaning back hard during a self-love session?

As predicted, Slave attempted to spoil the match bc its the only game he has on me. He doesn't have the wit or creativity to put together a decent flame, or do anything to push my buttons so he went with the inevitable tennis spoiler. I implore you, dear slave for brains, do you honestly think I would read a post of yorus today after I explicitly reminde the board not to spoil the tennis? Hardly anyone here follows tennis so it wasnt gonna come up unless I invited the spoil. And you, like the mental midget you are, bit. Thus reestablishing yourself as the drop shot hitter of posters.

Let see what other cheap shots I can force you to hit in your futile attempts to try and stay in the game with the Master.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Of course this is purely subjective, but the head crusher could have been done by Monty Python. The whole range of "guys in office" was unique. No one had done that- and the Trappers? Quelle magnifique!

What was the Monty Burns thing?

Besides your hunting poem only tied to one KITH skit-

I'm kinda partial to their very meta-post-modern work, such as the deliberately stupid skit involving a rickshaw driver that they stopped in the middle to say that, as the show was publicly funded, this was their way of saying "SCREW YOU TAXPAYER." It also included the brilliant line "don't brame me, I stub toe."

ETA: If you want to check it out for yourself, go here! (I love the internet). LINK TO TRANSCRIPT OF STR8'S FAVORITE KITH SKIT

[notcasesensitive]

$60k

eom

[cheese grits]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I don't think it's tacky. But apparently, others think I am.

Hi!

Well it happened again last night, I dreamt that I met Rue McClanahan of Golden Girls fame. Mostly its hazy but I remember I was living in a daylight basement apartment in Brooklyn Heights. It reminded quite a bit of the daylight basement apartment I used to live in in BK back in the 90s. Anyway, there was a raging a-hole who lived in the apartment above me, a raging a-hole malcontented tech geek, who could hack your computer and fuck you up bad.

All this is just sort of assumed Dream knowledge. So the next thing I know NY’s finest are kicking down the a-hole’s door and there is a John Wayne style shoot out and the kid gets 21 pops to the dome. D.O.A. A wave of depression washes over me and then all of sudden Rue McLanahan appears and starts having a conversation with me. The words are hazy but I recall a feeling of serenity and the next thing I know I invite her in to my flat to see my large DVD collection of old Maude episodes and she autographs each and every one. The décolletage of her chiffon dress was exposing more than a hint of elderly boobage and those wrinkled mounds of flesh were radiant and slightly sweaty. I could scarcely look at her as I was starting to get real horny.

Then, poof, she was gone. I was left with a soft afterglow of being the proud owner of an autographed Maude DVD collection and the memory Rue. It was truly a fabulous and horrifying dream.

Did I mention I woke up with wood?

cheesegrits

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
As predicted, Slave attempted to spoil the match bc its the only game he has on me. He doesn't have the wit or creativity to put together a decent flame, or do anything to push my buttons so he went with the inevitable tennis spoiler. I implore you, dear slave for brains, do you honestly think I would read a post of yorus today after I explicitly reminde the board not to spoil the tennis? Hardly anyone here follows tennis so it wasnt gonna come up unless I invited the spoil. And you, like the mental midget you are, bit. Thus reestablishing yourself as the drop shot hitter of posters.

Let see what other cheap shots I can force you to hit in your futile attempts to try and stay in the game with the Master.

When I make you cry again and you - for the umpteenth time - leave the Board in a huff, will it be verbose like the 9th time

For many reasons, not the least of which, was the public admin post, I am bidding you all faretheewell. I am contemplating my ....

Or will it be short and sweet like the 3rd time - back in 2001?

link

Either way, I'm already saving a front row seat for your next breakdown.

PS - You're "thanks to all" claims are a hoot. Everyone knows the only people that bother to put up with you are Penske and Shifter. And Flower, if you conf him in while he's bored with his sandwich.

[Everyone]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

PS - You're "thanks to all" claims are a hoot. Everyone knows the only people that bother to put up with you are Penske and Shifter. And Flower, if you conf him in while he's bored with his sandwich.

Whifferooriniski! Thanks for playing though, but in fact, we mainly think that she is mostly correct when she says that you mainly don't know what we are actually doing. But. you. will.

[SlaveNoMore]

Everyone
Whifferooriniski! Thanks for playing though, but in fact, we mainly think that she is mostly correct when she says that you mainly don't know what we are actually doing. But. you. will.

Did you actually waste time creating this - or did you just change the name of one of your old ones?