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[dtb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I never got hit in the nuts playing football.

It's a good thing the star of "Man Getting Hit in Crotch with Football" can't say the same.

Cinematic artistry at its finest.

(And, of course, it works on so many levels.)

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ironweed
Nobody writes the suicide notes like Sebby. And for the record, I prefer to strut and fret rather than shuffle and fritter. Call me old-fashioned.

I'm a saunter and frolic kind of girl.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
eta: One thing more disturbing than jacking off at the office is jacking off at the office and telling people that you do it. I'd rather not know.

Whats the appropriate response when caught TCBing?

Its obvious if your mom catches you, you stop.

But what about a spouse or SO? I'm of the school of thought that if you're in a private area, the person catching you has no reasonable expectation that you're going to stop. But I guess it depends on how long you've been dating. I also guess it depends on who's home you're in.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Whats the appropriate response when caught TCBing?

If you are far enough along, it's "Duck!"

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Whats the appropriate response when caught TCBing?

Its obvious if your mom catches you, you stop.

But what about a spouse or SO? I'm of the school of thought that if you're in a private area, the person catching you has no reasonable expectation that you're going to stop. But I guess it depends on how long you've been dating. I also guess it depends on who's home you're in.

I think this question would not be necessary were you to get an appropriate response* from your spouse/SO upon being "caught" TCBing.**

* Unless you are in church or at a kid's birthday party or some other wildly inappropriate place, there are two: "Can I take care of that for you?" or "Carry on."

** I always want to write this as "TingCB."

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
49 people voted, and you are treating the 18 votes for Hillary Jesus like a sweeping mandate.

Worst. Avatar. Ever. But it matches the thread title.

I voted for Hillary Jesus, can I change my vote?

Everytime I see it I'm reminded of the Johnny Damon look-alike contests that were so popular around here last summer. It's like a bad acid flashback. (Well, I think it might be, I never took acid so I don't really know)

Originally posted by Anne Elk
It's like a bad acid flashback. (Well, I think it might be, I never took acid so I don't really know)

Maybe you did but just can't remember. Heavy, huh?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
49 people voted, and you are treating the 18 votes for Hillary Jesus like a sweeping mandate.

Worst. Avatar. Ever. But it matches the thread title.

I voted for Bling Bling Jesus.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I voted for Bling Bling Jesus.

As did I. I think the neocons have rigged another one. Does their shameless duplicity know no bounds?

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, and the tab collar... it went out of style around the same time they discontinued the Edsel. Unless you're Rumsfeld, you can't wear it. Oh, and don't overdo the white collar on patterned shirt look. Its really an older man's look. It can be done, but it will date you, and make you look a bit pompous. Anything Dominick Dunne fancies should be off limits unless you're looking for some geriatric tail.

How many times are you going to give us your dissertation on collar preferences?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I voted for Hillary Jesus, can I change my vote?

No.

In a democracy you have to live with the consequences of your vote. If anyone is too blame for the unsavoury result it is dtb (no offence) for suggesting the "none of the above" category which siphoned off more votes from bling bling jesus than it did from hillary jesus (according to our non-scientific exit polling, ymmv).

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ironweed
As did I. I think the neocons have rigged another one. Does their shameless duplicity know no bounds?

It was perjury but we may be expanding the boundaries......more to follow.......

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
How many times are you going to give us your dissertation on collar preferences?

Until the fucking men's stores in this pissbag city of mine start carrying real shirts. I visit the best men's stores in town maybe once a year, in the misguided hope they'll carry the English cut shirts the rest of the planet wears. And each year, some greasy fuck tells me about how "Italian style" is preferable to English. Thats not the question, douchebag. I'm not looking to debate styles with you; I want to buy a fucking shirt.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
No.

In a democracy you have to live with the consequences of your vote. If anyone is too blame for the unsavoury result it is dtb (no offence) for suggesting the "none of the above" category which siphoned off more votes from bling bling jesus than it did from hillary jesus (according to our non-scientific exit polling, ymmv).

As always, none of the candidates were acceptable - not even "none of the above" - so I didn't vote.

I wrote in Admiral Stockdale.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Until the fucking men's stores in this pissbag city of mine start carrying real shirts.

2 words: Mail order.

Shirts are easy. Find your size and cut. Order repeatedly, as needed. don't tell me your wife has convinced you that shopping is a great pastime.